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      10-08-2015, 05:00 PM   #1
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Fighting over a girl

This might be a little stupid but whatever. So I met this girl in early September on a Friday when my roommate and I went over to his girlfriends apartment to pre-game. I spilled a drink on my shirt and the girlfriends roommate tended to me quite nicely and I really liked her. We did some small talk, blah blah blah, light physical contact and then went out for the night. Fast forward to present day, I usually see her around campus and just say "Hey, what's up?" and wave. Pretty basic I know. Anyways, my two roommates and I where invited back to their place next Friday and I'm really trying to make something happen, but my other roommate is trying to hook up with her as well even though he has never even met her before, he's just seen pictures. I think he is just trying to piss me off. I don't know. Should we fight over her, just drop it all, or should I tell him to fuck off? If you read this far thanks and let me know whats good.
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      10-08-2015, 05:02 PM   #2
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There is no 'fighting' over her. You should be talking to her and trying to woo her. If she picks you then the roommate will fuck off himself. If she picks him then you can take a hint. If she dicks around you both then you both double team her.

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you both double team her.
Or that!
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Thats interesting. If she is worth it, I would fight. If not, I will let it go.
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Pay for a hooker for your roommate. He doesn't care who, he just wants to get laid. A goat might suffice
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Pay for a hooker for your roommate. He doesn't care who, he just wants to get laid. A goat might suffice
Good idea, I never thought of that lol.

Yeah to fight would be ridiculous because I live with the son of a bitch
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You drive a M4. There are other bitches on campus. / thread.
When I was in college I drove a 94 Corolla with broken HVAC, this is as low as one can go on the totem pole of car-for-pussy
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Good idea, I never thought of that lol.

Yeah to fight would be ridiculous because I live with the son of a bitch
I'm not kidding you. Considering he'll probably fuck anything with a hole, probably $200 or less will solve the problem and he doesn't even have to know she's a hooker.

Disclaimer: I do not know what market price for hookers are in DC metro area
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I'm not kidding you. Probably $200 or so will solve the problem and h doesn't even have to know she's a hooker.
Hey you never even offered me the goat
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Okay so far we have to very valid options.
1. Get a hooker (wouldn't have to be hot)
2. The classic "laxative and bud light" move never seizes to fail
I will have to update this thread on what happens next Friday lol
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Hey you never even offered me the goat
Why offer goat, when you went for a pig in my first offer?
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Why offer goat, when you went for a pig in my first offer?
Well played sir
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Not sure why you live with son of a bitch lol
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When I was in college I drove a 94 Corolla with broken HVAC, this is as low as one can go on the totem pole of car-for-pussy

Why is a college kid driving a brand new M4 anyway?
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Not sure why you live with son of a bitch lol
My guess is, it's a lease or roommate assignment
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My guess is, it's a lease or roommate assignment
No lol we've all been friends since Freshman year.
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Why is a college kid driving a brand new M4 anyway?
Unlike Colorado school kids, there are lots of Spoiled kids who drives better car than m4s. Univ of Stupid Child at South Centreal LA is good example.
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Unlike Colorado school kids, there are lots of Spoiled kids who drives better car than m4s. Univ of Stupid Child at South Centreal LA is good example.
you mean Univ. of Spoiled Children and Univ of Chinese Immigrants?
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