Ryan who? David what? This is the CA that all other CAs fear!

haig · 04-08-2011, 05:17 PM

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

anthony @ eas · 04-08-2011, 06:53 PM

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

ThunderMoose · 04-08-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by anthony @ eas

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

+1 hadn't heard this one before

SoTempted · 04-08-2011, 11:10 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

...probably my favorite one.

motortrend · 04-08-2011, 11:51 PM

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars he has more money than you

Gkap · 04-09-2011, 12:21 AM

LOL

crackberry · 04-09-2011, 12:23 AM

lol, i didnt get these jokes 7 years ago, and i still dont. LOL!

esquire · 04-09-2011, 05:31 AM

chuck norris doesn't do push ups. he pushes the world down.

ooowowizstev · 04-09-2011, 06:42 AM

!

12:03 · 04-09-2011, 12:26 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be taught how to Dougy.

GOLFFRR · 04-09-2011, 12:29 PM

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Malek@MRF · 04-09-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anthony @ eas

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

LOL!!!

endofanera7 · 04-10-2011, 01:41 AM

When Chuck Norris buys a car, the dealership pays him.

zhangzeyuandss · 04-10-2011, 02:06 AM

Chuck Norris once spoke Chinese... In French.

ironjw · 04-10-2011, 08:36 AM

LMAO!!!

w00tw00t · 04-10-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endofanera7

When Chuck Norris buys a car, the dealership pays him.

ROTFL!!! HAHAHA!

mshab356 · 04-10-2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E=mc2

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one can cross Chuck Norris and live.

Erhan · 04-10-2011, 12:33 PM

Chuck Norris uses his urine as NOS in his car.

Yeenoghu · 04-10-2011, 04:28 PM

Had to stop being a lurker and register when I saw this thread to post this:

Miami M3 · 04-10-2011, 05:15 PM

Chuck Norris didn't have to start a thread/poll to decide what color M3 to get.

E90///M3` · 04-10-2011, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Poppin Fresh

Chuck Norris once took a piss on a semi-truck. That semi- truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMRLVR

Chuck Norris stabbed a Tyrannosaurus Rex....... With a Brontosaurus!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteCarloM3

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3Fool

Kids wear Superman Pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas

my faves in this thread... puahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by erhanh

Chuck Norris is against turbo in M cars.

anden?

MK599 · 04-10-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by E=mc2

Chuck norris can beat an M3 with his stock 335.

............wait no no still not possible.

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