Things M3 owners never say

The-Traveler · 07-07-2015, 06:54 PM

"Let's try and squeeze into that spot, right out front!"

BzsBimmer · 07-07-2015, 07:03 PM

My rod bearings are going to last forever

This is the cheapest car I've ever owned

What! Only three dead hookers fit in the trunk

K.M. Tim · 07-07-2015, 07:11 PM

Honey, I am doing the speed limit.

M3 Number 86 · 07-07-2015, 07:14 PM

look at that peasant.

KingFishy · 07-07-2015, 07:30 PM

I miss my 5.0 notch.... Ahh NOT!

bimmer414 · 07-07-2015, 07:38 PM

"I never resurrect a 2 year old thread"

"I wish these seats were wider and less supportive"

The-Traveler · 07-07-2015, 07:54 PM

I love $200 oil changes!

okusa · 07-07-2015, 08:02 PM

Man, I wish I had an M4.

Alohaaaaa · 07-07-2015, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okusa

Man, I wish I had an M4.

buffstocover · 07-08-2015, 12:21 AM

I couldn't live without my cruise control.

Tracyis300 · 07-08-2015, 01:54 AM

Mann! I'm just not feeling it today... Honey! You drive

Flying Ace · 07-08-2015, 02:17 AM

"I can't play Xbox tonight, I have a date"

loveskiing · 07-08-2015, 05:44 AM

I don't care what anyone says, I still think the F8x sounds better than the E9x...

AlpGolcuklu · 07-08-2015, 06:14 AM

Yea yea definetly your 335i better then my m3 ahahah

I love innotech !

M3Bimmer77 · 07-08-2015, 10:37 AM

Just a few that I can think of

My M3 is fu*cking slow
Maintanance is cheap on my M3
It's an ok car
I will never get another M3
Dealerships are not expensive at all
Who wants to drive my M3
I just went thru the car wash
I never buy stuff for my M3
My M3 performs as good as a Mustang
I want to decrease HP
Can't wait to ride a 320
I'm downsizing my tires

Mean M3 · 07-08-2015, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rpl77

Haha me too. But once she tried it, she scared to drive the beast

Guilty of this as well.

However in 2 years of ownership she has driven exactly 0 times.
No regrets.

Amirsm3 · 07-08-2015, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BzsBimmer

My rod bearings are going to last forever

This is the cheapest car I've ever owned

What! Only three dead hookers fit in the trunk

In all fairness, I've fit about 5 midget hookers in the trunk. They're like golf bags - but more fun and less expensive.

SheaButter · 07-08-2015, 12:47 PM

"Hop in the back seat, there is plenty of leg room!"

pooyab · 07-08-2015, 12:50 PM

I wish this had a smaller gas tank.

Go ahead and eat in the car, no worries.

Flying Ace · 07-08-2015, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amirsm3

In all fairness, I've fit about 5 midget hookers in the trunk. They're like golf bags - but more fun and less expensive.

wut?

Minator · 07-08-2015, 12:56 PM

Sure Mr. service advisor you can have your gorillas wash my car with their boat brush!

Amirsm3 · 07-08-2015, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

wut?

You can fit 5 midgets in the trunk....am...am I the only one?

07-07-2015, 06:54 PM	#221
The-Traveler Lieutenant 137 Rep 560 Posts Drives: E92 M3 & G30 530e Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	"Let's try and squeeze into that spot, right out front!"
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07-07-2015, 07:03 PM	#222
BzsBimmer Major General 3274 Rep 6,723 Posts Drives: '23 G80 FO M3, M3 & MY Tezzy's Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nor. Cal iTrader: (32)	My rod bearings are going to last forever This is the cheapest car I've ever owned What! Only three dead hookers fit in the trunk
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07-07-2015, 07:11 PM	#223
K.M. Tim First Lieutenant 203 Rep 391 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 ZCP 6MT Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lanaken, Belgium iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 M3 [2.00] 2012 BMW F30 w/ M S ... [0.00]	Honey, I am doing the speed limit. __________________ ///MFlight Admin
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07-07-2015, 07:14 PM	#224
M3 Number 86 Major General 3221 Rep 6,218 Posts Drives: black m3 Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: pasadena iTrader: (1)	look at that peasant.
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07-07-2015, 07:30 PM	#225
KingFishy Second Lieutenant 53 Rep 272 Posts Drives: 2013 E92 M3 COUPE Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (0)	I miss my 5.0 notch.... Ahh NOT!
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07-07-2015, 07:38 PM	#226
bimmer414 Private First Class 66 Rep 183 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 E90 Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Wisconsin iTrader: (0)	"I never resurrect a 2 year old thread" "I wish these seats were wider and less supportive"
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07-07-2015, 07:54 PM	#227
The-Traveler Lieutenant 137 Rep 560 Posts Drives: E92 M3 & G30 530e Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	I love $200 oil changes!
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07-07-2015, 08:02 PM	#228
okusa Lieutenant Colonel 846 Rep 1,679 Posts Drives: 2011.75 E90 M3 - SSII Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (7)	Man, I wish I had an M4.
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07-08-2015, 12:21 AM	#230
buffstocover Second Lieutenant 78 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 6MT Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: WA iTrader: (0)	I couldn't live without my cruise control. __________________ 2008 ///M3 - Dinan Intake & Exhaust
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07-08-2015, 01:54 AM	#231
Tracyis300 Lieutenant 108 Rep 536 Posts Drives: 09 E90 M3 Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Los angeles iTrader: (0)	Mann! I'm just not feeling it today... Honey! You drive
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07-08-2015, 02:17 AM	#232
Flying Ace Lieutenant General 4985 Rep 11,891 Posts Drives: G05 45e, 997.1 & 991.1 GT3s Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: SF, CA iTrader: (5)	"I can't play Xbox tonight, I have a date" __________________ 22 Phytonic/Coffee X5 45e (CoVID-free) 08 Speed Yellow 911 GT3 Sharkwerks 12 AW/Cinnamon X5d Sports Pkg (retired) 14 AW/Beige M6GC ZCP, MPE, V2 steering wheel, vorsteiner (retired) 08 SSII/Black E90 M3 (retired) Last edited by Flying Ace; 07-08-2015 at 02:46 AM..
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07-08-2015, 05:44 AM	#233
loveskiing Lieutenant Colonel 968 Rep 1,612 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 E90 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	I don't care what anyone says, I still think the F8x sounds better than the E9x...
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07-08-2015, 06:14 AM	#234
AlpGolcuklu Private First Class 24 Rep 133 Posts Drives: 2009 E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Turkey iTrader: (0)	Yea yea definetly your 335i better then my m3 ahahah I love innotech !
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07-08-2015, 10:37 AM	#235
M3Bimmer77 Captain 340 Rep 947 Posts Drives: 2011.5 M3 E90 Jet Black Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: West Palm Beach iTrader: (2)	Just a few that I can think of My M3 is fu*cking slow Maintanance is cheap on my M3 It's an ok car I will never get another M3 Dealerships are not expensive at all Who wants to drive my M3 I just went thru the car wash I never buy stuff for my M3 My M3 performs as good as a Mustang I want to decrease HP Can't wait to ride a 320 I'm downsizing my tires
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07-08-2015, 12:47 PM	#238
SheaButter Lieutenant 275 Rep 529 Posts Drives: F80 M3CP F86 X6M Join Date: May 2015 Location: Irvine, CA iTrader: (2)	"Hop in the back seat, there is plenty of leg room!" __________________ Instagram: That_M_Power E93 M3 AC Schnitzer Carbon Fiber - Fully Gutted Exhaust and muffler delete \| 2007 DB9 Bone Stock \| 2016 428i
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07-08-2015, 12:50 PM	#239
pooyab Major 330 Rep 1,158 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW M3 2020 BMW M5C Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [0.00]	I wish this had a smaller gas tank. Go ahead and eat in the car, no worries. __________________ Interlagos Blue/Speed Cloth \| BayOptiks DTM Headlights \| Alpine Stage 2 \| KW Clubsport \| Resonated X-Pipe \| Eisenmann Race \| StopTech BBK \| TE37SL \| YFCM CF Driveshaft \| Hotchkis F/R Sways \| F/R Endlinks \| Turner Control Arms and Front Tension Bushings \| Powerflex Diff Bushings \| Turner Solid Subframe Bushings \| MS Underdrive Pulley and Intake \| Alpine DCT Tune \| Karbonius Intake \| Carbon Roof (TBD)
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07-08-2015, 12:56 PM	#241
Minator Whatever 10 Rep 149 Posts Drives: 2013 E92 M3 DCT '09 E92m3 sold Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Palm Harbor Florida iTrader: (0)	say what? Sure Mr. service advisor you can have your gorillas wash my car with their boat brush!
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