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      06-22-2018, 06:51 PM   #177
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Sex at the World Cup: Some countries only let their players score *on* the field - USA TODAY
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Apparently, superior to Russian women. Except the Argentinians.
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And this is what I wake up to read.
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But really, I'm more of a proponent for abstinence if you are not financially able / mentally prepared to bring a child into this world. And for those that disagree (which is most, I suspect), at least use double protection. The odds of getting pregnant when doubling up is absurdly low.
This is the trouble, for example, of modern Europe. Migrants and refugees do not think about such trifles - they just make children. And you can look around and make sure - it works.
Ordinary mathematics: if there were two parents and one child was born, this is a dead end, degeneration.
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Graphics are certainly nicer in that forum.
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Dudes, I just want to make sure I understand the plan:

1) Defund Planned Parenthood
2) Stop teaching sex ed in schools
3) Teach abstinence instead of birth control
4) Overturn Roe v. Wade
5) Overturn Obama care
6) Have no plan for what to do with all the unwanted babies

Have I got this right?
Fine, I fucked up linking it.

All connected! All connected!

Like... When Finland gets ran down, and a Finnish decent fighter pilot joins the forum, I know you'll show the pup the ropes.
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Fine, I fucked up linking it.

All connected! All connected!

Like... When Finland gets ran down, and a Finnish decent fighter pilot joins the forum, I know you'll show the pup the ropes.
I'm waiting for the day. I have a lot of indoctrination to impart.

When do we get introduced?


Edit...I meant knowledge.
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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"pup the rope"? Sounds like that certainly belongs in a sex thread.....But I may be to old for Pupping the rope, with my bad back and all.
Ask my kids tomorrow, I do enjoy killing dogs!

Pup= my kid, the ropes how to become a surviving pilot.
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Ask my kids tomorrow, I do enjoy killing dogs!

Pup= my kid, the ropes how to become a surviving pilot.
Sorry, misunderstanding. My bad.
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Sorry, misunderstanding. My bad.
Well, fitting. I suck at English lol
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Well, fitting. I suck at English lol
I think you do just fine with English....and with regards to the OP (you) and the subject line.....I like sex just fine.
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I think you do just fine with English....and with regards to the OP (you) and the subject line.....I like sex just fine.
I thought you were married?
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I'm waiting for the day. I have a lot of indoctrination to impart.

When do we get introduced?


Edit...I meant knowledge.
Molotov–Ribbentrop , happening again.

Kissa will be put down tomorrow. For the next few weeks, I need all stupid fights I can have but I can't talk kids or dogs. Or me.
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I thought you were married?
Clearly your English is excellent......I am married and still like sex, I especially like it when my wife joins in.
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Molotov–Ribbentrop , happening again.

Kissa will be put down tomorrow. For the next few weeks, I need all stupid fights I can have but I can't talk kids or dogs. Or me.
What??? Why? I thought it was Rabies that was sick?

Well, I'm always here - you can take out any frustration on me with no repercussions (limited time offer - hurry before it expires in two weeks).

If you really are putting one of the dogs down, my condolences to you and especially the kids - that can be pretty hard. Especially the younger ones.
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What??? Why? I thought it was Rabies that was sick?

Well, I'm always here - you can take out any frustration on me with no repercussions (limited time offer - hurry before it expires in two weeks).

If you really are putting one of the dogs down, my condolences to you and especially the kids - that can be pretty hard. Especially the younger ones.
Rabies is not doing any better but Kissa has a brain tumor, and she will be put down tomorrow. With her training there is no other way (and I rather eat shit and die than tell that to the kids, the official line is that she was mean to rabies. No more explanations. She attacked rabies today after she kind of blacked out, we separated them and I took her to the vet and there is weird things in her brain.)

With my luck, I'll be putting down both of the kids pets this summer! Go me!

I need a few stupid arguments about women not needing sex and I'll also be available for any groping scandals, NATO shit, Helsinki summit and others. I will not be talking about dogs for a bit tho.
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Rabies is not doing any better but Kissa has a brain tumor, and she will be put down tomorrow. With her training there is no other way (and I rather eat shit and die than tell that to the kids, the official line is that she was mean to rabies. No more explanations. She attacked rabies today after she kind of blacked out, we separated them and I took her to the vet and there is weird things in her brain.)

With my luck, I'll be putting down both of the kids pets this summer! Go me!

I need a few stupid arguments about women not needing sex and I'll also be available for any groping scandals, NATO shit, Helsinki summit and others. I will not be talking about dogs for a bit tho.
I'm sorry to hear that.

In an attempt to make a small smile creep across your face, have you considered "gifting" Kissa to your mother...as a Trojan horse if you will. You know, a nice gift on the outside, but a surprise on the inside?

Might be a whole lot quicker than training all those minks...
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Rabies is not doing any better but Kissa has a brain tumor, and she will be put down tomorrow. With her training there is no other way (and I rather eat shit and die than tell that to the kids, the official line is that she was mean to rabies. No more explanations. She attacked rabies today after she kind of blacked out, we separated them and I took her to the vet and there is weird things in her brain.)

With my luck, I'll be putting down both of the kids pets this summer! Go me!

I need a few stupid arguments about women not needing sex and I'll also be available for any groping scandals, NATO shit, Helsinki summit and others. I will not be talking about dogs for a bit tho.
I'm sorry to hear that.

In an attempt to make a small smile creep across your face, have you considered "gifting" Kissa to your mother...as a Trojan horse if you will. You know, a nice gift on the outside, but a surprise on the inside?

Might be a whole lot quicker than training all those minks...
I'm glad you didn't bring up bags of milk......
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Well that's just too sick even for me.
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