Who drives an M3 and who drives an RS4

shiggy · 03-21-2010, 01:33 AM

I almost pissed myself...prolly a repost...but dont give a $hit...funny stuff!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpqKMgIdfc

xxe92xx · 03-21-2010, 01:42 AM

IMO audi's are knockoffs....some will disagree some will agree, the only 1 like is the....take a guess..."V10"
R8

that top gear video is so true...i was driving just yesterday downtown and this fool in his S4 starts revving his engine after i revved mine (really love my exhaust) and just starts racing himself

GnokGnik · 03-21-2010, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by xxe92xx

that top gear video is so true...i was driving just yesterday downtown and this fool in his S4 starts revving his engine after i revved mine (really love my exhaust) and just starts racing himself

Come to think of it, LMAO.

anucci · 03-21-2010, 10:19 AM

Very very funny.

MVF4Rrider · 03-21-2010, 10:50 AM

I was expecting the "cock" at the end to say jaguar...

shiggy · 03-21-2010, 11:47 AM

I started this thread just to have a little fun and a few chuckles....but i think every brand has an army of "Cocks" driving their cars...Mustangs, Vettes, Civics/Integra's, GTI's etc....however I am coming across so many Audi dickheads lately...especially in A4's!.....tailgating...revving their engines at the light...drive right up on my ass then swerving at the last second...what a "Cock"...and the WORST and biggest dickhead was this moron in a S4 Avant or whatever it was...(an Audi station wagon) I came to a stop at a red light and this idiot blew past straight through the intersection...forcing a mother in a Caravan to lock up her brakes....she had two young kids with her...he came inches from nailing her!...you drive a station wagon a$$hole!!!!!!!.....nothing is cool about you or your grocery carrying car...
on the flip side...I did run into a nice guy in an S5 the other day...stopped at a light, and i looked over, he was taking a pic of my car with his Iphone...he gave me a thumbs up and he then followed me into a gas station where we talked for about an hour.....he was saying how much he regretted his purchase and should of bought the M3.....then he almost had a heart attack when i told him how much i paid...poor guy paid $20k more for his S5...
anyway...here is my Cock o meter:

Civic/Integra owners: micro cock
GTI: Audi fanboi wannabe mini dick
Jaguar: wears capri pants and smokes a pipe Limp cock
Audi: uses hair spray, manicured finger nails, pink polo shirt with his color popped and calls everyone "mate" and when alone, he masturbates to images of an M3 while listening to Abba...generally biggest cock's on the road.

just having fun....

shiggy · 03-21-2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by xxe92xx

IMO audi's are knockoffs....some will disagree some will agree, the only 1 like is the....take a guess..."V10"
R8

that top gear video is so true...i was driving just yesterday downtown and this fool in his S4 starts revving his engine after i revved mine (really love my exhaust) and just starts racing himself

I agree...the ONLY Audi I would concider would be an R8 V10...but then again...for that price....hmmmm?!

BMW269 · 03-21-2010, 12:44 PM

I like ONLY TWO Audi: the R8 V10 FSI and the Q7 V12 TDI. But RS6 Sedan is not so bad, and RS5 Coupe would be better if it had 4.0l V8 TFSI.

mPlasticDesign · 03-21-2010, 12:44 PM

TheKosherStogie · 03-21-2010, 12:45 PM

i dont know...there are plenty of cocks on this forum with m3s

H Bomb · 03-21-2010, 01:01 PM

^
+1

shiggy · 03-21-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi

I like ONLY TWO Audi: the R8 V10 FSI and the Q7 V12 TDI. But RS6 Sedan is not so bad, and RS5 Coupe would be better if it had 4.0l V8 TFSI.

think the RS5 would be so much better if it didnt share so many of the same body parts as the S5...perhaps flared fenders and larger intakes.....maybe use lighter materials for hood, trunk lid and fenders too...shave off 200 lbs would be great!

Leozap · 03-21-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sammyrusso

i dont know...there are plenty of cocks on this forum with m3s

true

xxe92xx · 03-21-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GnokGnik

Come to think of it, LMAO.

i guess i have to be "more" specific...ill make it easier for you to comprehend...i never instigated a race or anything i just really love the sound of my exhaust it brings me joy to rev her alittle once and awhile...but then i suddenly heard someone else revving and once the light turned green the fool takes off like hes runnin from the cops

for audi

shiggy · 03-21-2010, 04:17 PM

I love the sound of my eisenman race.....

xxe92xx · 03-22-2010, 12:01 AM

audi drivers must have driven wrx's and evo's in the past because tonite i was drivin home from work had the cruise on because i was real tired and this kid in his amazing wrx starts fuckin with me....i didnt even flinch juss kept crusin but the kid ends up givin me a thumbs down

i guess hes right

for his suburu and

for my m3

shiggy · 03-22-2010, 09:58 PM

ok...this guy is not only a cock...but freakin stupid...someone take his licence away!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvRNv...eature=related

Optherion · 03-22-2010, 10:12 PM

I have both Audi and Bmw's. Does that make be a double cock?

Optherion · 03-22-2010, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiggy

ok...this guy is not only a cock...but freakin stupid...someone take his licence away!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvRNv...eature=related

haha what an idiot in that video. "2001 and a half" Do people really give a shit? Headlight mod? Cmon...

I have both Audi and Bmw's. Does that make be a double cock?

haze gray · 03-22-2010, 10:23 PM

Wow, AWD doesn't trump deep snow. Who knew? Maybe he should have just given it more gas, isn't that always the answer?

mexicanmike · 03-22-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Optherion

haha what an idiot in that video. "2001 and a half" Do people really give a shit? Headlight mod? Cmon...

I have both Audi and Bmw's. Does that make be a double cock?

No but having the f430 does................

Im just jealous, your collection is amazing

shiggy · 03-23-2010, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Optherion

haha what an idiot in that video. "2001 and a half" Do people really give a shit? Headlight mod? Cmon...

I have both Audi and Bmw's. Does that make be a double cock?

ill just call ya BIG DICK!
impressive stable you have there...very nice...anyway you can post a cpl of pics??

03-21-2010, 01:33 AM	#1
shiggy Major 58 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver iTrader: (2)	Who drives an M3 and who drives an RS4 I almost pissed myself...prolly a repost...but dont give a $hit...funny stuff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpqKMgIdfc __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.
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xxe92xx Banned 37 Rep 780 Posts Drives: 08 M3 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI iTrader: (2)	IMO audi's are knockoffs....some will disagree some will agree, the only 1 like is the....take a guess..."V10" R8 that top gear video is so true...i was driving just yesterday downtown and this fool in his S4 starts revving his engine after i revved mine (really love my exhaust) and just starts racing himself
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anucci Private 2 Rep 83 Posts Drives: e60 M5 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CT, USA iTrader: (0)	Very very funny.
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shiggy Major 58 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver iTrader: (2)	I started this thread just to have a little fun and a few chuckles....but i think every brand has an army of "Cocks" driving their cars...Mustangs, Vettes, Civics/Integra's, GTI's etc....however I am coming across so many Audi dickheads lately...especially in A4's!.....tailgating...revving their engines at the light...drive right up on my ass then swerving at the last second...what a "Cock"...and the WORST and biggest dickhead was this moron in a S4 Avant or whatever it was...(an Audi station wagon) I came to a stop at a red light and this idiot blew past straight through the intersection...forcing a mother in a Caravan to lock up her brakes....she had two young kids with her...he came inches from nailing her!...you drive a station wagon a$$hole!!!!!!!.....nothing is cool about you or your grocery carrying car... on the flip side...I did run into a nice guy in an S5 the other day...stopped at a light, and i looked over, he was taking a pic of my car with his Iphone...he gave me a thumbs up and he then followed me into a gas station where we talked for about an hour.....he was saying how much he regretted his purchase and should of bought the M3.....then he almost had a heart attack when i told him how much i paid...poor guy paid $20k more for his S5... anyway...here is my Cock o meter: Civic/Integra owners: micro cock GTI: Audi fanboi wannabe mini dick Jaguar: wears capri pants and smokes a pipe Limp cock Audi: uses hair spray, manicured finger nails, pink polo shirt with his color popped and calls everyone "mate" and when alone, he masturbates to images of an M3 while listening to Abba...generally biggest cock's on the road. just having fun.... __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.
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shiggy Major 58 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver iTrader: (2)	I love the sound of my eisenman race..... __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.
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xxe92xx Banned 37 Rep 780 Posts Drives: 08 M3 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI iTrader: (2)	audi drivers must have driven wrx's and evo's in the past because tonite i was drivin home from work had the cruise on because i was real tired and this kid in his amazing wrx starts fuckin with me....i didnt even flinch juss kept crusin but the kid ends up givin me a thumbs down i guess hes right for his suburu and for my m3
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shiggy Major 58 Rep 1,305 Posts Drives: BMW 2009 M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: vancouver iTrader: (2)	ok...this guy is not only a cock...but freakin stupid...someone take his licence away!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvRNv...eature=related __________________ 2009 Jet Black E92 M3, DCT, Nav, Novillo Leather, PDC, EDC, BBS CHR's 20", Yokohama Advan Sports Tires, Eiback Pro-Kit Springs, Dinan Pullies and Dinan Stage1 software, black grills, black side gills, alcantara shift and ebrake boot.
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haze gray Second Lieutenant 5 Rep 264 Posts Drives: 2009 M3 Coupe / 2011 X5 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Virginia iTrader: (0)	Wow, AWD doesn't trump deep snow. Who knew? Maybe he should have just given it more gas, isn't that always the answer?
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