BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
BPM
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      04-11-2019, 02:54 PM   #1
bimmer456
Major General
2948
Rep
5,984
Posts

Drives: 340i
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: Pasadena, CA

iTrader: (0)

Have you ever been stalked by an undesirable women or female co worker?

Was curious if this has ever happened to you and what you did about it if anything.
Appreciate 2
Zing577.50
      04-11-2019, 02:59 PM   #2
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7556
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

tell us more
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 4
DETRoadster11456.00
******2082.50
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 03:02 PM   #3
bimmer456
Major General
2948
Rep
5,984
Posts

Drives: 340i
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: Pasadena, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
tell us more
It seems only ugly old women find me attractive enough to stalk. Some attractive women find me attractive as well but don't have the need to stalk me.
Appreciate 7
Zing577.50
MKSixer34173.50
King Rudi13154.00
chowser512025.00
      04-11-2019, 03:05 PM   #4
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7556
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

go on..
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 5
jjasonSU194.00
Soul_Glo13342.00
DETRoadster11456.00
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 03:11 PM   #5
******
Banned
United_States
2083
Rep
1,688
Posts

Drives: 2019 X5 Msport
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Greenville, SC

iTrader: (0)

I was going to comment, but doc has Bimmer on the couch, so I’ll await my chance...
Appreciate 6
      04-11-2019, 03:12 PM   #6
bimmer456
Major General
2948
Rep
5,984
Posts

Drives: 340i
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: Pasadena, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
go on..
Some are married and some single. My guess is the married ones settled so they are looking for company outside the marriage. I'm signing off for now to go to a meeting look forward to your stories.
Appreciate 7
Joekerr7929.00
Zing577.50
MKSixer34173.50
King Rudi13154.00
shay2nak1070.00
      04-11-2019, 03:24 PM   #7
Joekerr
Banned
7929
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

If someone throws a few appreciates Bimmer456 way, he'll keep posting more of his story in search of more. According to what he's said before, he apparently derives a sense of self worth from how many appreciates he gets. I'll start with one to make his day.
Appreciate 4
Zing577.50
Soul_Glo13342.00
MKSixer34173.50
519.E82245.00
      04-11-2019, 03:47 PM   #8
Zing
Banned
United_States
578
Rep
238
Posts

Drives: '16 M4
Join Date: May 2016
Location: Northwest, PA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW M4  [9.00]
In on the appreciative gesture.
Appreciate 2
Soul_Glo13342.00
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 03:49 PM   #9
Joekerr
Banned
7929
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zing View Post
In on the appreciative gesture.
Atta*zing* - can't have him feeling low now can we. Let's all appreciate the heck out of him.
Appreciate 3
MKSixer34173.50
******2082.50
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 03:57 PM   #10
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7556
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

why do you feel the need to be stalked?
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 0
      04-11-2019, 04:01 PM   #11
******
Banned
United_States
2083
Rep
1,688
Posts

Drives: 2019 X5 Msport
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Greenville, SC

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
If someone throws a few appreciates Bimmer456 way, he'll keep posting more of his story in search of more. According to what he's said before, he apparently derives a sense of self worth from how many appreciates he gets. I'll start with one to make his day.
So mine was chopped liver?

Doc, how do I make an appointment?

Not that I think you are any good...
Appreciate 0
      04-11-2019, 04:10 PM   #12
Joekerr
Banned
7929
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ****** View Post
So mine was chopped liver?

Doc, how do I make an appointment?

Not that I think you are any good...
Oh no, not at all. We are actually interested in hearing your story. We just know your skin is considerably thicker than others...who shall remain nameless.
Appreciate 3
******2082.50
Busa1273.00
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 04:31 PM   #13
Darth One
drunk poster
Darth One's Avatar
United_States
6613
Rep
3,649
Posts

Drives: M4 GTS | E46 M3
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

We’re gonna need pics to give you the best possible advice




(The great thing about taking pics of your stalker is that you’re still the less creepy party, and they can hardly object to it!)
Appreciate 4
******2082.50
Soul_Glo13342.00
DETRoadster11456.00
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 09:45 PM   #14
lsturbointeg
Lieutenant General
lsturbointeg's Avatar
United_States
9151
Rep
14,522
Posts

Drives: 2011 535i Jet Black
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Asian lost in OH

iTrader: (0)

__________________
~F90Conversion~21"3Piece Forged AvantGardeWheels~KWV1Coilovers~CQUENCE slotted/drilled rotors~GoodridgeStainlesslines~MeisterschaftQuadEx haust~Akrapovic 4"tips~VRSF DP~VRSF CP~TurboSmart BOV~K&N filter~CarbonFiberExteriorComponents~GladenAlphaCo mponents~MatchUp7BMW~Punch P300-12T~
Follow me on Instagram: lsturbointeg
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 09:55 PM   #15
ScottyRyan2019
Licensed Professional Slacker
ScottyRyan2019's Avatar
United_States
1184
Rep
745
Posts

Drives: 2024 M2 and 2023 Mazda CX-30
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Twin Cities

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
  [10.00]
  [10.00]
2024 BMW M2  [9.50]
I was so depressed the other day, I roofied myself and still could not get laid.
Appreciate 7
upstatedoc7555.50
MKSixer34173.50
King Rudi13154.00
******2082.50
      04-11-2019, 10:06 PM   #16
Gypsy8
Registered
1
Rep
2
Posts

Drives: BMW X5
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: South Carolina

iTrader: (0)

Try putting a bag on your head Scotty if that doesn’t work, put one on your hand too....lol

��
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13154.00
      04-11-2019, 10:13 PM   #17
Mingwan
Major
1893
Rep
1,338
Posts

Drives: X1 Individual custom paint
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Kansas

iTrader: (0)

If you’re being stalked, I suggest you get naked and run around the office yelling profanities and racial slurs. She’ll likely be put off, or you’ll be fired. Either way, you won’t be seeing her. Problem solved
Appreciate 2
Soul_Glo13342.00
King Rudi13154.00
      04-12-2019, 02:04 AM   #18
Dang3r
Schmollbraten
Dang3r's Avatar
Germany
12509
Rep
1,985
Posts

Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp.
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Liandri Central Core

iTrader: (0)

This could lead you into serious trouble, a former co-student from college time had started to work at a big employer, he was good looking and knew about his appearance to women.
There was this girl who was working with him and started since his beginning to get a date, lunch, you name it.
He was luckily married, had children, a house and so on and wasnt interested into affairs or flirts.
That had bothered the girl that much that she'd waited for the next nightshift when both were occupied at the same location and then she disarranged her cloth and hair, turned to the supervisor and abused my buddy for inappropriate behaviour and sexual avances, she had a witness (who lied for her) and thats it.
This was a short case, he got fired, accused, lost wife, kids and house and self esteem and failed to refuse the accusations against him.
Six years later he was sitting somewhere into a city and tried to beg some money from passing passants and right at that time the "witness" was awaring him. They started to talk and she'd admitted that she'd lied to do her best friend a favour but she didnt face the consequencies for him and was beyond from shocked about his story after that happened.
So she was self-registering her at the attorneys of law, the whole process got rolled back, he got back his reputation but it took a long time for him to come back on his feet.
So in the conclusion: If I got just the feeling to got stalked, Im out.
__________________
Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right

Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
Appreciate 1
Soul_Glo13342.00
      04-12-2019, 07:12 AM   #19
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11817
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Yeah had one call me after work saying she was on a bridge gonna jump. Lot of undesirables chase what they cant have.
Appreciate 0
      04-12-2019, 07:30 AM   #20
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34174
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Yeah had one call me after work saying she was on a bridge gonna jump. Lot of undesirables chase what they cant have.
Did she?
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 0
      04-12-2019, 07:42 AM   #21
Yapakanichi
Monkey Marshall
Yapakanichi's Avatar
623
Rep
218
Posts

Drives: 2005 Z4 3.0i
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

This reminds me of a song....

OH LOOK HERE IT IS!!!
Appreciate 1
Soul_Glo13342.00
      04-12-2019, 08:12 AM   #22
Soul_Glo
Major General
Soul_Glo's Avatar
United_States
13342
Rep
7,484
Posts

Drives: G20
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Manhattan, NYC

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by knowthebattle View Post
This reminds me of a song....

OH LOOK HERE IT IS!!!
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:39 PM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST