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UncleWede · 01-24-2016, 09:56 PM

Friday my son took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake

Saturday my wife took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake

Good thing I went to gym and soaked in the cold pool. I bought Milanese to go with my tequila tonight

ASAP · 01-24-2016, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Whats the point of having Fuq U money....if you can't say Fuq U!!

Just watched 2nd episode... Ok is really the best rating that I could give this... and a different version of this story line has been recycled I think 100 times now...

And the lead guy as an actor... I've seen better adult entertainers lol.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Friday my son took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake

Saturday my wife took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake

I had a bunch of sake for the first time on Thurs, that shit is dangerous.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 01-25-2016, 06:14 AM

Sooooo this is going to be a good week

Has this happened to anyone on tinder where you're swiping, and you see a girl who's butt ugly, so you swipe left, and the image is still engrained that you accidentally swipe left on the next chick - who is actually pretty hot but too late to go back?
Hate it when that happens

Axius · 01-25-2016, 06:19 AM

This is going to be an amazing week, man!

Or when you swipe and it doesn't register at all, and then you're forced to click on that gay little heart. Although, I feel pressing the X is far more powerful that a swipe.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 01-25-2016, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is going to be an amazing week, man!

Or when you swipe and it doesn't register at all, and then you're forced to click on that gay little heart. Although, I feel pressing the X is far more powerful that a swipe.

So true.
You can almost tell which girls are staring at you through their photo begging "please swipe right"

And you just tap that little heart like you'd tap dat azzzz. Like a bawssss.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 06:27 AM

La Jolla getting flooded with young moms lately? I feel like there's been a huge influx out here.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 01-25-2016, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

La Jolla getting flooded with young moms lately? I feel like there's been a huge influx out here.

Young moms and Cougars/milfs a like.

It's actually harder to find a girl in her mid to late 20s that doesn't have kids than one who does.

Lord knows thats a red flag for me.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 06:34 AM

Kids? Oh hell nah. Ain't no fill in daddy, sheeeeittt.

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Kids? Oh hell nah. Ain't no fill in daddy, sheeeeittt.

"My son/daughter is my world and will always come first. If you can't handle that then swipe left now. Not here to play games or hookup. Looking for a real down to earth guy for a serious relationship."

Axius · 01-25-2016, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

"My son/daughter is my world and will always come first. If you can't handle that then swipe left now. Not here to play games or hookup. Looking for a real down to earth guy for a serious relationship."

Oh... Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhttt. Sure thing. Totally want to settle down, not gonna dine and dash, what color panties you got on gurl?

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Oh... Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhttt. Sure thing. Totally want to settle down, not gonna dine and dash, what color panties you got on gurl?

Good, then we're here for the same thing.

And they're flesh-colored.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 07:51 AM

Flesh colored? Why'd you bother even putting any on?

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Flesh colored? Why'd you bother even putting any on?

I wasn't planning on having to take them off?

Axius · 01-25-2016, 08:12 AM

So you're planning on just wearing them forever and never taking them off? How you gonna take a poop?

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So you're planning on just wearing them forever and never taking them off? How you gonna take a poop?

Girls don't poop

Axius · 01-25-2016, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Girls don't poop

Well yeah, I knew that. Wait, you're a girl too?

So many girls on the forum!

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Well yeah, I knew that. Wait, you're a girl too?

So many girls on the forum!

Duhhh... my name is Riley Joy. I even had a Blushing Monk this weekend if that isn't proof enough.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 08:34 AM

How do you feel about it?

RJ_ · 01-25-2016, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How do you feel about it?

It was good. It's fruity, but wasn't too sweet, which usually turns me off to fruity beers. Strong, for sure. Snuck up on me, should have drank a little more water.

Axius · 01-25-2016, 08:47 AM

That's why I originally tried it, I didn't even look at what it's taste profile was.

9.something%...., yup sounds good.

Mr Tonka · 01-25-2016, 08:59 AM

01-24-2016, 09:56 PM	#21913
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18028 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Friday my son took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake Saturday my wife took me to sushi and I got hammered on sake Good thing I went to gym and soaked in the cold pool. I bought Milanese to go with my tequila tonight
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01-25-2016, 06:14 AM	#21916
Mr.SugarSkulls Brigadier General 2889 Rep 3,247 Posts Drives: BMW i8 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Long Beach, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW F13 M6 [10.00]	Sooooo this is going to be a good week Has this happened to anyone on tinder where you're swiping, and you see a girl who's butt ugly, so you swipe left, and the image is still engrained that you accidentally swipe left on the next chick - who is actually pretty hot but too late to go back? Hate it when that happens __________________ I'm always sunny, hunny.
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01-25-2016, 06:19 AM	#21917
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	This is going to be an amazing week, man! Or when you swipe and it doesn't register at all, and then you're forced to click on that gay little heart. Although, I feel pressing the X is far more powerful that a swipe.
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01-25-2016, 06:27 AM	#21919
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	La Jolla getting flooded with young moms lately? I feel like there's been a huge influx out here.
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01-25-2016, 06:34 AM	#21921
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Kids? Oh hell nah. Ain't no fill in daddy, sheeeeittt.
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01-25-2016, 07:51 AM	#21925
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Flesh colored? Why'd you bother even putting any on?
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01-25-2016, 08:12 AM	#21927
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	So you're planning on just wearing them forever and never taking them off? How you gonna take a poop?
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01-25-2016, 08:34 AM	#21931
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01-25-2016, 08:47 AM	#21933
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	That's why I originally tried it, I didn't even look at what it's taste profile was. 9.something%...., yup sounds good.
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01-25-2016, 08:59 AM	#21934
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6058 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	__________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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