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      01-10-2016, 10:07 AM   #20593
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Big back as in surgery? Hope to avoid that. Knees is enough of a damper on my thug life.
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Bilateral hip replacement being scheduled for early March.
Tales from a misspent youth.

The worse part will be my inability to drive for a month. WTF, doc?!?!!!
...Ok, I'll play:

2 back surgeries on L4/L5....there will be a 3rd at some point in the future (Fusion)

2 complete (Full Thickness) Rotator reconstructions on the right shoulder.

Every finger on the right hand has been broken

Left Ankle broken and dislocated, all ligaments torn that stabilize the ankle....

Torn hip flexor muscle....host of feet issues from YEARS of running and jumping...
Is this your injuries list or that of one of your thoroughbreds ??

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      01-10-2016, 10:16 AM   #20594
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Yeah I hear yeah me too. Still am. Hopefully still squatting 315 in said retirement home.
...I hope I'm still walking in said retirement home
They have scooters for that. Mod one with lower gear ratios, larger battery, and paint flames on it.
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      01-10-2016, 10:17 AM   #20595
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Are we playing list our injuries. By far this was the most painful. 4 screws and two metal plates in my cheeks/ upper jaw.
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      01-10-2016, 10:18 AM   #20596
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Big back as in surgery? Hope to avoid that. Knees is enough of a damper on my thug life.
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Bilateral hip replacement being scheduled for early March.
Tales from a misspent youth.

The worse part will be my inability to drive for a month. WTF, doc?!?!!!
...Ok, I'll play:

2 back surgeries on L4/L5....there will be a 3rd at some point in the future (Fusion)

2 complete (Full Thickness) Rotator reconstructions on the right shoulder.

Every finger on the right hand has been broken

Left Ankle broken and dislocated, all ligaments torn that stabilize the ankle....

Torn hip flexor muscle....host of feet issues from YEARS of running and jumping...
You win. I had a paper cut once. Hurt like a mofo.
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      01-10-2016, 10:18 AM   #20597
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Second is this one.
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      01-10-2016, 10:19 AM   #20598
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I think anything to do with the face is an absolute killer, pain wise
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      01-10-2016, 10:19 AM   #20599
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Aww moment. I'm watching Disney with my child in the rocking chair in her room. I'm not paying attention and playing on e90post, I hear snoring and look down. She fell asleep. Soooooo cute <3. #meltsyourheart
You're not a fan of pre-shrunk shirts, are you?
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      01-10-2016, 10:20 AM   #20600
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Holy depressing Sundays. This is like an episode of the walking dead.
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You're not a fan of pre-shrunk shirts, are you?
My child is sick. She puked on me and this is the first one I grabbed.


Edit- I love crop tops
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      01-10-2016, 10:21 AM   #20602
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They have scooters for that. Mod one with lower gear ratios, larger battery, and paint flames on it.
Short wheelbase should make pulling wheelies easy.
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      01-10-2016, 10:22 AM   #20603
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
Hell yeah!
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      01-10-2016, 10:28 AM   #20605
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Are we playing list our injuries. By far this was the most painful. 4 screws and two metal plates in my cheeks/ upper jaw.
Car accident? Horse kicked you in the face? Makeup session got real?
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      01-10-2016, 10:38 AM   #20606
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Car accident? Horse kicked you in the face? Makeup session got real?
Everyone ALWAYS says those first two lol. But no
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I need to cut back.
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      01-10-2016, 10:51 AM   #20608
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I need to cut back.
*$ is good stuff, but sometimes the coffee (atleast around here) is so incredibly dark that it needs to be Americano and watered down...

DD is preferable, though I know... not chic.

However, the dealership has a *$ machine and grinds the beans while you wait. One can make a blend and the java is top notch!
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      01-10-2016, 10:53 AM   #20610
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
I'm gonna live to be 100 years old.
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      01-10-2016, 10:55 AM   #20611
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I need to cut back.
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I need to cut back.
You and me both
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      01-10-2016, 10:59 AM   #20613
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I need to cut back.
*$ is good stuff, but sometimes the coffee (atleast around here) is so incredibly dark that it needs to be Americano and watered down...

DD is preferable, though I know... not chic.

However, the dealership has a *$ machine and grinds the beans while you wait. One can make a blend and the java is top notch!
Their success is based on convenience imo.
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      01-10-2016, 11:13 AM   #20614
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Can you tell which eye? I think I did a phenomenal job disguising
Sara your eye seems to be ok
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