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04-29-2010, 10:58 AM | #1 |
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Speeding Tickets: Interesting Facts
Read the part about "Penis Size and Speeding Tickets" : A Sizable Correlation
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04-29-2010, 12:17 PM | #4 |
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in a BMW 80 is 45...i need a 110 speed limit
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04-29-2010, 01:30 PM | #7 |
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the only places where it's 80 in texas is along i-10 in the absolute middle of nowhere way beyond san antonio out to el paso. most everywhere else is 70, whereas most interstates in cities range anywhere from 55-65.
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so if i'm a cop....after i pull someone over for speeding....i'll ask him (assume the driver is male) "so you have a small penis eh?".....
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04-29-2010, 01:39 PM | #9 |
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Once, I was driving backt to Midland Odessa from Carlsbad NM at about 95 MPH, when out of nowhere, an dark green Mustang 5.0 flew up behind me, changed lanes and cruised past. I nearly shat me drawers when I read the State Trooper sign on the white door, but the guy didn't even look at me. Moral of the story? In the middle of nowhere, nobody cares how fast you go
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People usually do it to me, annoys the hell out of me, if you're going to speed take the risk like a man. Usually just go 140 till they don't try to follow anymore.
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explain im not a IT guy, "I" is next to "O" so i didnt know if you meant Off Topic
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