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      12-12-2019, 06:36 PM   #24861
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And then buy your wife a dishwasher for Christmas. That should end well.
You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
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      12-12-2019, 06:54 PM   #24863
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I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.
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I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.
I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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      12-12-2019, 07:18 PM   #24865
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You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
You know why womens feet are smaller, so they can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.

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      12-12-2019, 07:33 PM   #24866
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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.


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I'm seeing 3 to 4 potential deaths of BP-OT members either on or just after Christmas day.
Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!
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      12-12-2019, 07:48 PM   #24868
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You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
Add one more to the death list. That is all.
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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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You know why womens feet are smaller, so the can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.
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Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!
I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?
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      12-12-2019, 07:56 PM   #24870
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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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You know why womens feet are smaller, so the can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.
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Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!
I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?
Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
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Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!
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Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!
How much did she get?
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How much did she get?
A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
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How much did she get?
A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
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So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!
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So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!
The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!
She single?
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A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!
You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.
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She single?
Dating a Naval Officer.
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You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.
Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!
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Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!
My divorce cost me $1500.
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My divorce cost me $1500.
Mine cost be $586,000 and was worth every single cent.
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