The Official SehrSchnell Sofa vs. Wing Poll

[Terraforce1]

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Day 101.5

Officer X: Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?
Amy: No, sir, but I bet it's because of the wing on the car.
Officer X: No ma'am, its because the back of the car is so low.
Amy: Well sir, its lowered.
Officer X: Seem's too low to be safe. BTW, what's that horrible smell?
Amy: Officer, my husband left for chicago for the weekend and the dog/cat/pony shat itself to death the couch. It's in the trunk. I'm disposing of it.
Officer X: May I see it?
Amy: Sure thing officer (Opens trunk and god awful smell of Phillips decaying body wafts out).
Officer X: (See's frilly couch bits and lace covered in indistinguishable dead stuff) Wow that must have been one hell of a dog!
Amy: Officer, you have no idea. I'll miss him.
Officer X: Well have a nice day ma'am. Good luck with the couch.
Amy: Thank you sir

And that was the last anyone saw of SehrSchnell or the fated couch that was the cause of his demise.

Is this before or after the wife makes a nice little purse out of his nut sack?!

[Hurricane]

Originally Posted by Jaypod

No wing is worth enduring that on a daily basis...

THIS!