Top 10 Douche Bag Cars

PinkFlamingo · 06-21-2011, 02:47 PM

Reading JDy80's thread "Douchiest Moments" made me remember this link from a while back for the Top 10 Douche Bag Cars. If you've seen this before, sorry for the re-post. If not, prepare to laugh your balls off.

http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-o...ebag-cars.html

Grail05 · 06-21-2011, 02:56 PM

LOL

EDIT: its not that bad... i have seen wortst... LOL

smmmurf · 06-21-2011, 03:00 PM

sweet that's why i bought mine

CAPSGOD · 06-21-2011, 03:03 PM

The 3-series finally lost a comparison to the G35

wwjd15 · 06-21-2011, 03:07 PM

How come evo's missing the party? Lol

Kiemyster · 06-21-2011, 03:10 PM

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The BMW 3 Series, or almost anything BMW is a revered car amongst all douchebags. Commonly referred to as the “Bimmer” or “Beemer” it is believed to propel any douchebag to the top of the food chain. According to douchebags, sluts and whores flock to the car. Having a BMW makes a douchebag part of an elite “Euro” class and automatically adds $50,000 to their imaginary bank account. The performance variant, the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags.

they are spot on 100 percent, except its not an imaginary bank account. whatsgoodtho!? loll great post great post, i loved this pic, its full of win.

CAPSGOD · 06-21-2011, 03:14 PM

^That kid looks more like a ricer than a douchebag

MonteCarloM3 · 06-21-2011, 03:30 PM

agree with the winning G35.

PinkFlamingo · 06-21-2011, 03:34 PM

The comments that go along with each one are hilarious. Especially the one where the douche will look around to make sure that you are looking at his car. Meanwhile your staring at his car because you smell his bumper burning from the 6" exhaust pipe he just installed.

FVM3 · 06-21-2011, 03:39 PM

LMAO, especially the maxima

virjose · 06-21-2011, 03:41 PM

LOL "The performance variant, the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags."

J08M3 · 06-21-2011, 03:46 PM

I agree with the choice of cars, but the comments could've used a little more creative writing behind them

greekcs · 06-21-2011, 04:05 PM

mdosu · 06-21-2011, 04:05 PM

Aw E92 M3 Zcp

Seattle S65B40 · 06-21-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mdosu

Aw E92 M3 Zcp

HAHA - i bet the GP thinks we're all douchebags, so this isn't too far off...

Kiemyster · 06-21-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Seattle S65B40

HAHA - i bet the GP thinks we're all douchebags, so this isn't too far off...

Technic · 06-21-2011, 05:44 PM

The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...

crackberry · 06-21-2011, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Technic

The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...

Agreed.

And I would put the pruis somewhere in the top ten. They are so smug with there pos prius. I bet most of them can don't even understand carbon cycling and global climate change.

mdosu · 06-21-2011, 06:57 PM

i forgot to add:

AW E92 M3 ZCP DCT, yeah that's right I said it, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Davin · 06-21-2011, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Technic

The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...

I was expecting it to be there

ec_E92 · 06-21-2011, 08:45 PM

Shiz.... I've owned the top 3... Well might as well head to Costco for some more gel, brah!

donovan · 06-21-2011, 08:59 PM

Just wait a fuckun minute.lol..im buying a 350 for the ol lady this weekend. Track edition..with lots of goodies for the trak

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MonteCarloM3 Banned 52 Rep 576 Posts Drives: a shitty M3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Uranus iTrader: (0)	agree with the winning G35.
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PinkFlamingo Car Shopping Addict 264 Rep 908 Posts Drives: 981 GT4 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York iTrader: (16)	The comments that go along with each one are hilarious. Especially the one where the douche will look around to make sure that you are looking at his car. Meanwhile your staring at his car because you smell his bumper burning from the 6" exhaust pipe he just installed. __________________
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06-21-2011, 03:39 PM	#10
FVM3 Major General 273 Rep 5,751 Posts Drives: e92 m3, f30 328i Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	LMAO, especially the maxima
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J08M3 Major General 285 Rep 6,007 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 COUPE Join Date: May 2008 Location: NEW YORK iTrader: (8)	I agree with the choice of cars, but the comments could've used a little more creative writing behind them __________________
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mdosu Banned 314 Rep 8,496 Posts Drives: Double Vanos'd Civic-M3 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (6)	Aw E92 M3 Zcp
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Technic Lieutenant General 2281 Rep 12,997 Posts Drives: 2021 i3S, 2024 i4 M50 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Florida iTrader: (18)	The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...
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