How NOT to drive the Nurburgring (video)

BimmerRob08 · 12-14-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Yogijet

To you and the writer of the post to which you responded, if you're going to be offensively xenophobic, try at least, to sound intelligent at it by, for example, using the facility of a simple spell-check of your text. Otherwise, you perfectly fit the stereotype of the ignorant and barely-educated moron. I'm not necessarily saying you fit this bill but if you look, quack and waddle like a duck, then objectively, you're a duck.

On the driving, the man just didn't learn to drive properly before getting 'round the wheel of an M3. I hope the fact that this has spread like air will encourage him to go get some driver training. Some Emile Bouret(sic) driving tutoring at some point would help.

LOL! Damn, should have used the spell check.

lawgone · 12-14-2010, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Yogijet

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Originally Posted by BimmerRob08

I agree! I've spend plenty of time in Germany near Keiserlautern and Ramstein, driven through Germany several times back and forth through to Italy and back to England and I and many of my coworkes talk about how well disaplined and close to professional drivers the Germans are compared to most of Europe. Rome, Italy and south? Crazy! and I'm from Rome. I lived in Greece for two years and I tell ya, I'd shit myself driving there. I wish Americans could handle driving on the highways like the Germans do on the Autobahn. By the way, I'm US Military so I can say that

But these fucking peasents that migrate to Europe and drive like assholes need to be shot. If I've affended anyone, grow some thick skin will ya, and learn how to drive.

I'm no pro-racer but I agree but I've spend some time on the Ring with M3 and it was quickly appearent that driver needed some tips. I was expecting a crash toward the end. Entertaining and painfull to watch at the sametime.

Cheers,

To you and the writer of the post to which you responded, if you're going to be offensively xenophobic, try at least, to sound intelligent at it by, for example, using the facility of a simple spell-check of your text. Otherwise, you perfectly fit the stereotype of the ignorant and barely-educated moron. I'm not necessarily saying you fit this bill but if you look, quack and waddle like a duck, then objectively, you're a duck.

On the driving, the man just didn't learn to drive properly before getting 'round the wheel of an M3. I hope the fact that this has spread like air will encourage him to go get some driver training. Some Emile Bouret(sic) driving tutoring at some point would help.

Some valid points but you're trying a little too hard to sound smart...or as you might be given to say - you're prose comes off a bit pedantic and almost sesquipedalian

BimmerRob08 · 12-14-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

What are "imagrents"?

Where the hell is that GD spell check everyone keeps talking about!

No offense taken Schnell, I thought it was funny. I can't spell worth shit sometimes. lol!

Yogijet · 12-14-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lawgone

Some valid points but you're trying a little too hard to sound smart...or as you might be given to say - you're prose comes off a bit pedantic and almost sesquipedalian

I'm trying to sound smart because I choose to follow the rules of English grammar in constructing sentences, eh?. Fine. By the way, contrary to what you suggest, I would not be inclined to confuse you're, meaning you are, with the possessive your as you've done in your mild rebuke above...and yes, xenophobic and offensively are long words. If you're going to criticize my use of English, then at least in the criticism you should be on point with yours, ya think? Might be wrong, but wouldn't be surprised if you're a lawyer; one of those who believe that lawyers have a monopoly on mastery of the language and also define themselves by inclusion in the profession

. The fact that it features in your name is telling, dude. In any event, this aint no place fuh no English lesson. The racist comments were enough of a distraction from the car talk, and this too.

///V\3Dude · 12-14-2010, 10:57 PM

Stop fighting guys!! Your scaring me:'(

335iMIAMI · 12-15-2010, 09:27 AM

Ughhh....

TheDarkone · 12-16-2010, 10:10 PM

The "m" button on the dash = MORON.

Please return your keys to your mom.

Small Yellow · 12-16-2010, 11:37 PM

I bet he did the next lap with DSC or MDM off because he thought it was easy since he didnt crash and he passed many people.

phusion974 · 12-16-2010, 11:41 PM

Absolutely terrible.

///V\3Dude · 12-17-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

I bet he did the next lap with DSC or MDM off because he thought it was easy since he didnt crash and he passed many people.

Trier Germany · 12-25-2010, 11:31 AM

armyav8tor · 12-25-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trier Germany

My buddy chasing me in his M3 with my wife and his kids onboard... hahahaha

rhody2442 · 12-29-2010, 10:14 AM

How much does a front-end alignment cost on a M3 lol...

RussRamz · 12-29-2010, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ase2dais

ROFL seeing this video..
I had high regards for Germans are Worlds Best Drivers

...But not after seeing this. He is not even qualified to drive the Autobahn

... East German can be a good excuse

After listening to their accents, they are certainly NOT German.

Sedan_Clan · 12-29-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick6EF

LOL I stopped at 2:30 when he drove across the grass!

Same here! After his second f-up, I stopped the video.

Robmaster · 12-30-2010, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GewoW

can you translate some remarkable statements?

he says he drives really good and he should be a pro race driver....

Muahahahaha!!!

that's true, the driver say that!

335iMIAMI · 12-30-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Robmaster

he says he drives really good and he should be a pro race driver....

Muahahahaha!!!

that's true, the driver say that!

Got to be kidding me.

zltm089 · 12-31-2010, 04:32 AM

Some great comments!....

That guy doesn't need a driving lesson....he needs to be in a school for retards...

NRing · 12-31-2010, 12:25 PM

He was lucky: Chuck Norris didn't want him to die yet.

Leg · 01-01-2011, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by swanny71

Drove like it was a lap on Gran Turismo. Twat.

You could have mixed that in with a thousand other comments and I would have picked it out as being made by a Brit. LOL.

PS. @ the migrant posts. If you dont live in Africa, you're a migrant or descended from a migrant. Time doesnt change that fact. :-)

PrinceSmooth · 01-07-2011, 01:43 AM

If i was the passenger I would have shit my pants at least 9 times during that video

ManAndMachine · 01-08-2011, 08:01 PM

This dude is FULL of WIN

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