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Women and giant SUVs
Why do women drive big SUV's but can't handle them at all?
Whenever I see a big SUV on the road and they do something lame or dangerous, it's a woman !! Why do women feel the need to drive big vehicles? Is it because they feel weak and inadequate in their lives, and driving a big vehicle makes them feel strong and dominant ? I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of seeing these women driving huge ass SUVs ,putting on make-up and talking on cell phone. Last edited by shipill; 12-22-2010 at 01:41 AM.. |
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| 12-22-2010, 02:08 AM | #9 |
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They think it's safer- it's not.
Why did we let let them out of the kitchen anyways? And now they want to vote!?!?! Just kidding, calm down, calm down! I think it's more important that both sexes examine the kind of cars they actually need. Europeans get by with 1.8 diesel 118i, people don't need to roll in an H2 on the highway to work. While I of course advocate free markets and that sort of stuff, people need to be incentives to buy more fuel efficient cars (And the manufactures to build them). The newest fuel standards (CAFE) is a start, but it is inadequate for the nation's long term needs.
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It's always tiny women too....
When I can see their seat-back directly in the middle of the driver's side window I bug out as FAST as I can. Most "short" women I have ever known have the exact same complex that short men do, accept their aggressiveness comes off as them acting like they are dudes. They talk really dirty, are crazy sex fiends (or at least talk it up like dudes who don't get any will), and drive huge cars.  I live in a fairly affluent area of Chicago, and huge SUVs driven by tiny trophy wives in yoga pants is the norm. Lot of this double wide/tripple wide shit too, so I'm guessing they need to get the QX56 so they can fit one of these monsters in the trunk.  I literally won't go to the Starbucks across the street until after 10AM... the stroller stackup by the front door is ridiculous. |
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alot of them takes care of kids and dropping them off to school. Thats why. Also they want a big car to make them safe, but anything around them wont be.
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Yea three times on my 15 minute commute yesterday someone did something stupid (such as a really bad lane change), and each time it was a woman in an suv, two of them on cell phones
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Just saw one, on the phone driving 10 under going down main street keeping traffic backed up
Shit makes me want to punch babies, women can't drive for shit
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They don't respect shit, girl I just started "talking" to gives me hell about my car, "you and your car, you care more about it than you do people", they just don't understand, it isn't just a piece of metal to me, maybe because its a BMW but I respect other peoples cars when I'm in them.
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Hahaha. My wife drives a QX56. She lugs 3 kids around. Baseball bags. Trombones. Groceries. Football pads and helmets.
Somehow. It is not big enough When we go skiing BTW. Her ass looks great in yoga pants. Hahaha
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