Top 10 things not to do to or in an M3...

TheBry · 08-30-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jaserion

wow, with these dont's, we'll all be driving stock!!!
:P

Just as the mothership (BMW) intended!

positiveions · 08-30-2008, 12:03 PM

Don't put an exhaust made from a coffee can on the car. Put that your Civic instead.[/QUOTE]

positiveions · 08-30-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sg///M3

Don't drink and drive.

positiveions · 08-30-2008, 12:09 PM

Don't let friends tell you what to get on the car.
Don't let friends drive your car.
Don't let your biatch (other than wife) drive your car.
Don't let any dog in the car (walk the dog if you must).
Don't eat in your car.
Don't smoke in your car (but hookas are good to go)

Don't be a dick to others.
Don't try to look like a jiggalo in your car (there are pimp mobiles for that).
Don't turn in front of walking pedestrian on the cross-walk (that shiat ain't cool; you make the rest of us look bad).

eclipsisNA · 08-30-2008, 01:29 PM

1. Have sex in the backseat. It just isn't practical. I tried it in my E46 M3 and there were stains all over the place. Not good.

positiveions · 08-30-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Xcellere

1. Have sex in the backseat. It just isn't practical. I tried it in my E46 M3 and there were stains all over the place. Not good.

I tried it in my E36 M3. Had back pain for a week!

synclastica_86 · 08-30-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Xcellere

1. Have sex in the backseat. It just isn't practical. I tried it in my E46 M3 and there were stains all over the place. Not good.

Well, that's just another excuse not to withdraw. "Please baby, it'll get on m leather." BTW, the E93 with the top down might give you more room to work with.

BK · 08-30-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by moog55

dont put LCDs in the headrests

Yes, save that for the Elise: http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f3/i...derests-58340/

Sorry, I know that's probably old to most of you, but it cracks me up every time.

GnokGnik · 08-30-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BK

Yes, save that for the Elise: http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f3/i...derests-58340/

Sorry, I know that's probably old to most of you, but it cracks me up every time.

People are tasteless.

synclastica_86 · 08-30-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BK

Yes, save that for the Elise: http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/f3/i...derests-58340/

Sorry, I know that's probably old to most of you, but it cracks me up every time.

Are you kidding me?

rzm3 · 08-30-2008, 05:03 PM

Folding down the rear seats will give you a lot more space

Tried in my TSX.

synclastica_86 · 08-30-2008, 05:11 PM

or there's the nearest motel 6... you'll get there in no time in an M3

positiveions · 08-30-2008, 05:21 PM

That shiat is funny: LCD in an Elise. I've seen a guy with a Pick-up truck. No Extended cab, and he had LCDs'. WTF?

synclastica_86 · 08-30-2008, 06:03 PM

Try to fit 2 golf bags in the trunk as advertised by the dealers... it'll never work.

ersin · 08-31-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eatrach73

That shiat is funny: LCD in an Elise. I've seen a guy with a Pick-up truck. No Extended cab, and he had LCDs'. WTF?

What about LCDs in the trunk? (Another thing not to do in the M3).

Browsing through auto stereo magazines on the rack I've seen cars with LCD screens in the rear-view mirror, the sun visors, the headrests, the dash, in the trunk and probably other places I can't think of. Way too over the top! I know that LCDs put out less X-rays than a CRT, but with that many on all the time you could still go sterile.

synclastica_86 · 09-01-2008, 05:06 AM

Anything more than the OEM iDrive LCD is a crime on an M3. If you wanna pimp ur ride, get somrthing else.

Here's another one. Don't baby your M3, it's meant to be driven.

moog55 · 09-01-2008, 01:04 PM

lol that lotus thread..

Doc · 09-01-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Try to fit 2 golf bags in the trunk as advertised by the dealers... it'll never work.

Thats strange.. I got 2 golf bags and 2 folding carts to fit just by folding down one seat.(had to take out the JL sub first though

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synclastica_86 · 09-01-2008, 10:02 PM

Seriously? Great going! I managed to scratch my paint trying... actually my fd did... hate him!!!!!!!!!!!

ferrari6891 · 09-01-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Xcellere

1. Have sex in the backseat. It just isn't practical. I tried it in my E46 M3 and there were stains all over the place. Not good.

Shit i was gonna try that tomorrow...no joke

synclastica_86 · 09-07-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari6891

Shit i was gonna try that tomorrow...no joke

I have a feeling that it ain't happening.

lucid · 09-07-2008, 12:54 PM

Drive at 150 on a public highway with a highly questionable custom plate before the car's broken-in when you're 17 and post the clip on the internet with an ALL CAPS heading and then claim it was your cousin on a drag strip that is too short. (How many things wrong with that statement exactly?)

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