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09-23-2021, 07:12 PM | #1 |
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Hey pervs
My best friend got married recently, we are 1200 miles away.
His birthday is next week and I want to mess with him. I was going to send him a fleshlight and her a well, you know….with the message “now that you’re married, you’ll be needing these” Help a brother out….. |
09-23-2021, 07:15 PM | #2 |
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This should be fun. Following... for a friend!
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09-25-2021, 10:51 AM | #18 |
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I have a buddy who ordered a "bag of dicks" online as a surprise for a friend.
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Especially if he works in an office, or has that strict sort of family life :lol |
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