Which human attribute do you fixate on? (Take 2)

BSM n54iS · 06-25-2018, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Aw shucks, that was very sweet of you. Not sure how to respond to the girl comment. You have me stumped, I can come up with nothing smart, funny or smart ass to say.

I've been so fuckin confused for the longest while now

..you're a chick?? Was Just Judy your ex orrr...

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BdSM n54iS

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Aw shucks, that was very sweet of you. Not sure how to respond to the girl comment. You have me stumped, I can come up with nothing smart, funny or smart ass to say.

I've been so fuckin confused for the longest while now

..you're a chick??

Negative, I'm a man. My username was originally Just_Jody. Lups kept calling me Judy so I changed it to Not_Judy. Yes I have a name that can be used for males or females and just so happens it does not win me any friends with those in the military.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Aw shucks, that was very sweet of you. Not sure how to respond to the girl comment. You have me stumped, I can come up with nothing smart, funny or smart ass to say.

Don't feel like you're the only one who don't get an accurate description from me, I literally think all posters as files, and yours has a hot brunette as the cover pic. I remember your words, I can tell you details about so many posters here, but the file photo is always wrong. Some posters are females, some males, we have a remarkable amount of lesbians here since I also remember their wives names. We have completely bald hair models, and we even have a poster here I know very well who has a Churchill's face as his file photo.

My brain works weirdly, but apparently you are too hard for me since you fixed your handle to what I read it as.

At some point someone starts a thread about how I know each poster and then we are all fucked since when I'm bored, I will probably answer.

BSM n54iS · 06-25-2018, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

and just so happens it does not win me any friends with those in the military.

...or maybe it does

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BdSM n54iS

...or maybe it does

More so with their wives it seems.

UncleWede · 06-25-2018, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

We have completely bald hair models

You rang?

Lups · 06-25-2018, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You rang?

Hey babe! I was shopping for shampoo today! You are in my mind every time I have to hit that isle!

I'm sure I will never reach of your perfection but all those girly shit they sell? Fuck no. I want my

https://goo.gl/images/U37wLu

The last pro who cut my hair (18 years ago) called that the shittiest brand ever since it has no nothing that will boost hair. I'm still wondering why would anyone put chemicals to their head that weren't basically soap and then just lotion.

We need to have a hair talk. I think I'm not doing this right.

Germanauto · 06-25-2018, 03:54 PM

OPie you missed Career/Income potential.

Wouldn't me my #1 as I have to like the girl's face, but it's very high up there.

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You rang?

Another shiny head in here huh? I prefer it. I do miss my hair, but it saves on haircuts and hair care products. Easy maintenance.

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

OPie you missed Career/Income potential.

Wouldn't me my #1 as I have to like the girl's face, but it's very high up there.

Yeah, I don't think he missed that at all. I'm pretty sure he was clear that a large ass is his only interest in females. Doesn't have to be pretty, smart or have anything but a large ass.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Another shiny head in here huh? I prefer it. I do miss my hair, but it saves on haircuts and hair care products. Easy maintenance.

So you too have glorious hair? Wade there outshines us all, his is used to replace Fabio's hair in all pics.

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

So you too have glorious hair? Wade there outshines us all, his is used to replace Fabio's hair in all pics.

I have glorious non-hair.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I have glorious non-hair.

You lie!

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

You lie!

No....I am truly bald, but not the horseshoe of hair around my head bald. I embraced the fact that I was losing my hair a few years ago and made friends with some clippers. I get told that I remind people of Bruce Willis.

aozer · 06-25-2018, 04:16 PM

If we are talking physical attributes then I’m an ass man for sure.

Personality wise, I prefer the artsy/creative types.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

No....I am truly bald, but not the horseshoe of hair around my head bald. I embraced the fact that I was losing my hair a few years ago and made friends with some clippers. I get told that I remind people of Bruce Willis.

Sorry, the image is set in stone. You even have natural curls!

Don't fuck with me, I'm never, ever wrong with my assessments! Ask Wade for tips on how to be as perfect as he is in the hair modeling business.

I remember words, I picture people in my weird way, and absolutely nobody I've ever met from this forum has been even remotely like I see them.

You'll always be my brown eyed girl, Judy!

With glorious, ass hitting hair.

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry, the image is set in stone. You even have natural curls!

Don't fuck with me, I'm never, ever wrong with my assessments! Ask Wade for tips on how to be as perfect as he is in the hair modeling business.

I remember words, I picture people in my weird way, and absolutely nobody I've ever met from this forum has been even remotely like I see them.

You'll always be my brown eyed girl, Judy!

With glorious, ass hitting hair.

Oh for fucks sake....

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Oh for fucks sake....

And this is why I'm truly proud of knowing you. You have an epic sense of humor, and you're always willing to roll with the jokes.

This is a forum of approximately 300k users, but only a fraction of posters stand out. None of them as positively as you have in the short time you've been here.

I'm truly not making fun of your hair, I for a while was completely taken by your humor and way of writing, and then I thought you were a female. Women don't do well on these forums.

I don't give a fuck how people look like, since I can't remember faces anyway. It's a part of my dyslexia, but it also makes forum me more fun !

King Rudi · 06-25-2018, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

And this is why I'm truly proud of knowing you. You have an epic sense of humor, and you're always willing to roll with the jokes.

This is a forum of approximately 300k users, but only a fraction of posters stand out. None of them as positively as you have in the short time you've been herem

Such kind words. Thank you Lups.

UncleWede · 06-25-2018, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Oh for fucks sake....

It's just so much easier to roll with it than fight it.

signed,
Wade

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Such kind words. Thank you Lups.

Oh thank God I fixed that post.

Lups · 06-25-2018, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's just so much easier to roll with it than fight it.

signed,
Wade

Pm me your address, I'll send you shampoo and conditioner for an evaluation Wade! I don't think the brand I'm using now works without sauna and lake water .

Please help me, I already cut 8 inches of annyoing hair away and soon my hair will not cover titties when needed.

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06-25-2018, 03:54 PM	#52
Germanauto Major General 9698 Rep 6,081 Posts Drives: Alfa Romeo Giulia, Rosso Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	OPie you missed Career/Income potential. Wouldn't me my #1 as I have to like the girl's face, but it's very high up there.
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aozer Lieutenant 995 Rep 598 Posts Drives: M235i Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	If we are talking physical attributes then I’m an ass man for sure. Personality wise, I prefer the artsy/creative types.
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