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      02-20-2021, 05:11 PM   #111
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What about silicone?
I’m going to guess a large majority of these fellas don’t know the difference of silicone to saline, under or over tissue etc. getting a “feel” for these things can really change ones perspective.
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      02-20-2021, 05:15 PM   #112
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I’m going to guess a large majority of these fellas don’t know the difference of silicone to saline, under or over tissue etc. getting a “feel” for these things can really change ones perspective.
Falls under the “boys are stupid” category. No idea what they’re missing. Their loss
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      02-20-2021, 05:24 PM   #113
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You like what you like and I like what I like. We all have our deal breakers and requirements. I'm not 20 anymore and I don't need to sit here and act like men don't need anything more than a nice ass & a pair of tits.
Funny the older i get the more i see it the opposite way, just no crazy or irrational, which is a tough find.
It seems like you're looking for a unicorn too. Lol! Good luck bro!
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      02-20-2021, 05:35 PM   #114
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Falls under the “boys are stupid” category. No idea what they’re missing. Their loss
I know a few things, men are stupid and if they have an ounce of smarts they just admit they are wrong.
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It seems like you're looking for a unicorn too. Lol! Good luck bro!
I’m getting emails you’re trying to DM me. It’s full. What’s up?
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I know a few things, men are stupid and if they have an ounce of smarts they just admit they are wrong.
Ha! This.
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      02-20-2021, 05:46 PM   #117
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I’m getting emails you’re trying to DM me. It’s full. What’s up?
If he wanted to post it for all to see, he would have. Maybe you should clean out your inbox.
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If he wanted to post it for all to see, he would have. Maybe you should clean out your inbox.
Too lazy
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Too lazy
Well then I guess you don’t deserve to know, or don’t care what he has to say.
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Well then I guess you don’t deserve to know, or don’t care what he has to say.
Both




Though I prefer not to receive DMs. Keeping it full is the best way to ensure I’m not bothered with it. Others know how to contact me otherwise.
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Too lazy
Well then I guess you don’t deserve to know, or don’t care what he has to say.
It's a rough crowd in these parts. Lol!

How has everything been?
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      02-20-2021, 06:02 PM   #122
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I have no idea why people have problems with implants. They are one of greatest inventions in the history of the world. I put them up there with The Wheel and the modern Air Superiority Fighter.

I have spoken.
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It's a rough crowd in these parts. Lol!

How has everything been?
How ironic. PM sent. Your inbox is also full.
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After reading this thread, I’m glad I’m in a twenty year marriage that is going strong and don’t have to worry about any of this shit (hopefully ever again). Sounds like a lot of pain in the ass work.
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      02-20-2021, 06:23 PM   #125
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After reading this thread, I’m glad I’m in a twenty year marriage that is going strong and don’t have to worry about any of this shit (hopefully ever again). Sounds like a lot of pain in the ass work.
It is. We live in instant gratification nation.
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      02-20-2021, 06:28 PM   #126
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I'm not 20 anymore and I don't need to sit here and act like men don't need anything more than a nice ass & a pair of tits.
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Didn’t read a single post so ban me if this has been discussed.

Haven’t dated since 2004 but:

1. When the chick says, “you don’t need to worry about him”.
IMHO, red flag. Assume that there are other guys to be worried about that you’ll hide from me? I mean if I can get a bang in or two, great! Otherwise, I wouldn’t take her ‘cereal’.

2. When the chick says, “he’s just a friend”.
Similar to the first, however, I’ll assume they’re bang buddies.

3. Smoking.
Bang and run, it’s as simple as that.

4. Being friends with an ex.
You broke up for a reason so clinging around to make him jealous or hoping for a reunion isn’t worth my time to be around.

5. Overbearing parents.
I understand daddy’s little girl is his everything but please don’t say to bring her home by 10 because I’ll bring that bitch back the next week.

6. Complaining about spending too much money on the cars.
Listen, it’s either that or hookers and blow. The choice is yours.
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      02-20-2021, 06:59 PM   #128
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I've been married for 35 years now and when people ask how the hell that's done ...

1. Marry your best friend
2. Mutual respect and trust
3. Everyone has a bad day -- understand that and know it will pass
4. Celebrate each other's differences; I like cars, my wife likes to craft. I built her a dream craft area and she let me build a Factory Five Cobra
5. Last, and most important for the guys... first words out of your mouth each morning should be ..."I'm sorry"
4 from 5 bang on. Point 5 just validates this license society seems to have given women to let fly and get pissed off at men for little to nothing.

"he's in the dog house"
"happy wife, happy life"
"First words each morning should be I'm sorry"

Yeah fuck that, had my fucking gut full of it, not just me but basically every relationship I see. If i so much as sense it with my sons I will step in.
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      02-20-2021, 07:29 PM   #129
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If her ass was bigger than mine that was a major deal breaker.
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This might be a huge turn-off; one who pretends to be of the opposite sex.

"So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned.
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man.
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina. You know, ain't no plans with a man.
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies, Ya know?"

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4 from 5 bang on. Point 5 just validates this license society seems to have given women to let fly and get pissed off at men for little to nothing.

"he's in the dog house"
"happy wife, happy life"
"First words each morning should be I'm sorry"

Yeah fuck that, had my fucking gut full of it, not just me but basically every relationship I see. If i so much as sense it with my sons I will step in.
Number 5 was an attempt to add a little humor, not to emasculate anyone.
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This might be a huge turn-off; one who pretends to be of the opposite sex.

"So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned.
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man.
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina. You know, ain't no plans with a man.
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies, Ya know?"

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