So I went on a date last week......

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

Doubt it... tons here with teenage kids or adult kids.

Really? Who knew?

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Originally Posted by 808@702

Its nice to know our engines are blueprinted! How else would our mechanics find their ways around in our engines. And the M means our engines are AMG, but why are the A and G deleted? Please tell me, I really wanna know.

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Originally Posted by ShifterKart

Found it......sorry guys you will have to search for yourself but you wont be diappointed in mamadub........no more comments for fear of the shotgun!

Thanks for the compliment and respecting the shotgun!

kscarrol · 01-24-2012, 06:22 PM

Cheryl, this thread is too funny! Fear the shotgun...

BeamingE39 · 01-24-2012, 06:54 PM

On the brightside, at least he said your car was an AMG at the end of your date, imagine having to spend an hour with the guy after the comment.

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Cheryl, this thread is too funny! Fear the shotgun...

You better believe it. My "mean Mommy looks" can be just as lethal!

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Originally Posted by NAForever

On the brightside, at least he said your car was an AMG at the end of your date, imagine having to spend an hour with the guy after the comment.

No, I can't imagine. I'm certain I would not have been able to refrain from embarrassing him by correcting him. Pretty sure my head would have exploded if I had to keep it all in for the entire date! Mehh

Slapshot9 · 01-24-2012, 08:21 PM

Entertaining thred, I love M3post. Keep us posted on your adventures mammadub!

Bimmer Freeeek! · 01-24-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Ah the dreaded sofa caper! It will live on in legend!

As for the dating thread, we'd have to name it the official bimmerpost leg humper thread! Sadly, I would submit my pathetic self to this thread, since I am single and looking for a woman who would appreciate my car!

On the plus side, we would never be faced with the wing vs. couch dilema, but we'd probably always have to meet at dinner since we'd both want to drive!

mammadub, please post pics of you, your car and said ///Moron

Bimmer Freeeek! · 01-24-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

You have no idea how married I am.

And it looks like I'll be sitting on that funky sofa and still not get that wing.

But my wife is not the jealous type... she is hot, and I'm pretty ugly, so she always has the upper hand. I know my place.

HA I thought the wing came first and then the sofa followed?

SirSpeedy · 01-24-2012, 08:48 PM

Tiff Needell said that M stands for two things: speed and handling.

Poppin Fresh · 01-24-2012, 09:03 PM

It's official...pretty girls live in warmer climates.

JulieDriving · 01-24-2012, 09:10 PM

Haha, great thread mamadub!

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JulieDriving

Haha, great thread mamadub!

I was waiting for you to chime in Julie!

Endless619 · 01-24-2012, 09:26 PM

It happens a lot believe it or not. I got some kids asking if it was the new Acura. lol I got about 100 more compliments in my Z4MC. Like which Lotus is this? lol E92 M3 is just a plain jane coupe, modded or not.

immiketoo · 01-24-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

You have no idea how married I am.

And it looks like I'll be sitting on that funky sofa and still not get that wing.

But my wife is not the jealous type... she is hot, and I'm pretty ugly, so she always has the upper hand. I know my place.

That is the funniest thing I've heard here in a long time! I know my place! Boot(sofa) licker...

IWishIOwnAnM3=] · 01-24-2012, 11:26 PM

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TVMA Doc · 01-25-2012, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

He is a keeper!

Actually he may be a real keeper. You can tell him about the "new M3" that you are going to buy him for his anniversary present.

He may be just "dim" enough to be "low maintenance".

immiketoo · 01-25-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Freeeek!

What pics are you referring to? OP's guy? The car? The OP???

immiketoo · 01-25-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Freeeek!

What pics are you referring to? OP's guy? The car? The OP???

dagolfpro · 01-25-2012, 08:21 PM

This reminds me of my first date with an Ex GF back in 1997. After our date, I walked her to her car which turns out to be a M3. But since the M3 was my dream car back then, I actually knew what it was and didn't call it AMG car. She was impressed that I knew about the M3, she even let me drive her baby! That was my first time driving a M car.

We went out again and again... later got engaged, and then she broke my heart 6 months later.

Still remember both the car and the ex., in that order...

Fast forward to present day married, got my dream girl and M3, in that order!!!

immiketoo · 01-25-2012, 08:37 PM

Nice...^^^

Bimmer Freeeek! · 01-25-2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

What pics are you referring to? OP's guy? The car? The OP???

None of the above

sA x sKy · 01-25-2012, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dagolfpro

This reminds me of my first date with an Ex GF back in 1997. After our date, I walked her to her car which turns out to be a M3. But since the M3 was my dream car back then, I actually knew what it was and didn't call it AMG car. She was impressed that I knew about the M3, she even let me drive her baby! That was my first time driving a M car.

We went out again and again... later got engaged, and then she broke my heart 6 months later.

Still remember both the car and the ex., in that order...

Fast forward to present day married, got my dream girl and M3, in that order!!!

Great story!

mamadub · 01-25-2012, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

Great story!

+1

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kscarrol Brigadier General 8912 Rep 4,107 Posts Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Greenville, SC iTrader: (0)	Cheryl, this thread is too funny! Fear the shotgun... __________________ 2021 X3 M40i 1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual BMWCCA # 327475
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BeamingE39 Second Lieutenant 16 Rep 212 Posts Drives: slower than I'd like Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Southern California iTrader: (0)	On the brightside, at least he said your car was an AMG at the end of your date, imagine having to spend an hour with the guy after the comment.
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Slapshot9 First Lieutenant 22 Rep 351 Posts Drives: '08 E90 M3 JzB 6MT Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SoFla iTrader: (0)	Entertaining thred, I love M3post. Keep us posted on your adventures mammadub!
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dagolfpro Colonel 248 Rep 2,271 Posts Drives: 2011 E90 M3 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: SF Bay Area, CA iTrader: (9)	This reminds me of my first date with an Ex GF back in 1997. After our date, I walked her to her car which turns out to be a M3. But since the M3 was my dream car back then, I actually knew what it was and didn't call it AMG car. She was impressed that I knew about the M3, she even let me drive her baby! That was my first time driving a M car. We went out again and again... later got engaged, and then she broke my heart 6 months later. Still remember both the car and the ex., in that order... Fast forward to present day married, got my dream girl and M3, in that order!!! __________________ 2011.75 E90 AW \| DCT \| ZCP \| ZCV \| ZCW \| ZP2 \| Prem Sound \| Moonroof \| BMW Apps \| Mods List: Evolve Exhaust \| M Perf Steering Wheel \| Tint \| Lux \| Hardwired V1 \| KW V3 \| Volshlag CP \| Brembo BBK \| BBS FI \| Yokohama AD08 R\| Schroth 4 Point Harness \| Challenge GT Diffuser \| OEM GTS Wing\| GTS Lip\| I lied earlier, I wasn't done with mod, but I swear, I'm done now, no more mods...
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