So I went on a date last week......

James T. Kirk · 01-24-2012, 02:10 PM

My dear... Please don't ever call him back.
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Mr. ///M3 RD · 01-24-2012, 02:16 PM

Not at all for a date like this the "M" Button would be explained like this ....

"M" Stands for "ManEjectSeat" should the date be of the boring type

... just had to say it ... sorry about that

dhahlen · 01-24-2012, 02:23 PM

DERP

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ShifterKart

A lot of Arizona M3's here. Looks like we need a gathering.

PLEASE!!! It would be great.

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Originally Posted by SoTempted

...in before your ///M themed wedding, now we can all say we were there when you guys made that love connection.

So funny...too bad I'm old enough to be his mother!

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Originally Posted by newbieguy

that's pretty funny

Does he even know that AMG is for MB and you are driving a BMW

I guess he does not know anything about cars.....

Honestly, I had the hardest time not telling him that.

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Originally Posted by skins333

Good thing you had a fast car so you could get the heck out. You should have used mace.

Damn, my mace was on my other set of keys!

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Originally Posted by Titanium Silver

So wait... The /// doesn't mean the
engine is made by AMG?!

Come on now, everyone knows the M means the engine is made by MB.

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Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

My dear... Please don't ever call him back.
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Not a chance sir, not a chance!

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

I hate when the forum waits for me to do the dirty work.... oh well, here we go:

Pix of what......me, my date or my car??

Bimmer Freeeek! · 01-24-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mamadub

Pix of what......me, my date or my car??

I vote that the [single] guys post theirs first so that we know what we are working with to better determine if it's worth our while.

ShifterKart · 01-24-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Freeeek!

I vote that the [single] guys post theirs first so that we know what we are working with to better determine if it's worth our while.

Ahh, the I'll show you mine if you show me yours first arguement!

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

We all have seen the car, and we don't care about that douchebag.

Actually, you could see me in my signature picture. You just need a magnifying glass is all. As a matter of fact, I met someone from your area that I know you talk with on this forum. We met for a friendly lunch when he was in town on business. If you can figure that out, you can ask him what I look like!

ShifterKart · 01-24-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mamadub

PLEASE!!! It would be great.

OK, in an effort not to derail this thread I started one in the Southwest Forum. Lets see if we can get some folks lined up.

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

You gotta give me a hint.

He lives near you and I if I'm not mistaken, you guys may meet up at the track one day. Maybe he'll even be lucky enough to get into your house and check out that purty sofa!

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Originally Posted by ShifterKart

OK, in an effort not to derail this thread I started one in the Southwest Forum. Lets see if we can get soe folks lined up.

Thanks......I'm headed there now!!

Bimmer Freeeek! · 01-24-2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

You gotta give me a hint.

You are married, aren't you? I think this business could result in wifey becoming the proud owner of the matching armchair to you know what.

CJR926 · 01-24-2012, 04:26 PM

That's as bad as my friend riding with his girlfriends dad in his e46 m3 when the dad told my friend the sport button activates the "turbos".

Nine · 01-24-2012, 04:30 PM

Weird, why did he let you drive? Who matched you two up, seems like you would be better paired with a forum member.

immiketoo · 01-24-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mamadub

He lives near you and I if I'm not mistaken, you guys may meet up at the track one day. Maybe he'll even be lucky enough to get into your house and check out that purty sofa!

Thanks......I'm headed there now!!

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Freeeek!

You are married, aren't you? I think this business could result in wifey becoming the proud owner of the matching armchair to you know what.

Ah the dreaded sofa caper! It will live on in legend!

As for the dating thread, we'd have to name it the official bimmerpost leg humper thread! Sadly, I would submit my pathetic self to this thread, since I am single and looking for a woman who would appreciate my car!

On the plus side, we would never be faced with the wing vs. couch dilema, but we'd probably always have to meet at dinner since we'd both want to drive!

mammadub, please post pics of you, your car and said ///Moron

NYCM3ryder · 01-24-2012, 04:42 PM

lol... wow you sure know how to pickem

thank god you got out of there fast before he tells you to check the oil level using ur dipstick hahaha.....

next time your looking for a date start looking here

... bigggest thing we all have in common is owning the ultimate driving machine... i think as a first date it should consist of an m3 race lol.... just a thought

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Ah the dreaded sofa caper! It will live on in legend!

As for the dating thread, we'd have to name it the official bimmerpost leg humper thread! Sadly, I would submit my pathetic self to this thread, since I am single and looking for a woman who would appreciate my car!

On the plus side, we would never be faced with the wing vs. couch dilema, but we'd probably always have to meet at dinner since we'd both want to drive!

mammadub, please post pics of you, your car and said ///Moron

Yes, that sofa caper will go down in Bimmerpost history! I would submit myself as well to the dating thread and try and find a man to appreciate MY car. However, I am older than a lot of you guys, so my pickings would be slim! As for the Moron's pic, there is none. As for mine, Rolf blew my sig pic up in one of my first posts. If you can find it, you can see me and my beautiful daughter. Just a warning guys, no off color comments about my beautiful daughter or this mama will come find you!

mamadub · 01-24-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCM3ryder

lol... wow you sure know how to pickem

thank god you got out of there fast before he tells you to check the oil level using ur dipstick hahaha.....

next time your looking for a date start looking here

... bigggest thing we all have in common is owning the ultimate driving machine... i think as a first date it should consist of an m3 race lol.... just a thought

OMG, now that would have been funny!! I think if the lady won in the race, it may put a damper on the rest of the date. Just sayin!

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

How awesome would it be if a connection would be made on m3post!

It would be wild crazy!!! Just think of all the people on here that would have to be invited to the wedding!!!

808@702 · 01-24-2012, 05:09 PM

Its nice to know our engines are blueprinted! How else would our mechanics find their ways around in our engines. And the M means our engines are AMG, but why are the A and G deleted? Please tell me, I really wanna know.

Gkap · 01-24-2012, 05:15 PM

lulz

ShifterKart · 01-24-2012, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mamadub

As for mine, Rolf blew my sig pic up in one of my first posts. If you can find it, you can see me and my beautiful daughter. Just a warning guys, no off color comments about my beautiful daughter or this mama will come find you!

Found it......sorry guys you will have to search for yourself but you wont be diappointed in mamadub........no more comments for fear of the shotgun!

Mr. ///M3 RD · 01-24-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Freeeek!

You are married, aren't you? I think this business could result in wifey becoming the proud owner of the matching armchair to you know what.

Not only that ... she might just ask for his car ... then change the plates to read this ---> WAS HIS

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Originally Posted by ShifterKart

Found it......sorry guys you will have to search for yourself but you wont be diappointed........no more comments for fear of mamadub and the shotgun!

DiavelM3 · 01-24-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

How awesome would it be if a connection would be made on m3post!

LOL! eHar///Mony? ///Match?

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