BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > General Automotive (non-BMW) Talk + Photos/Videos
 
EXXEL Distributions
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      05-30-2020, 08:36 PM   #1
sygazelle
Colonel
2414
Rep
2,796
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

If you ______________, you might be a car guy

I thought it might be fun to start a thread about what makes a car guy.


While channeling your inner Foxworthy, fill in the blank:

If you _________________, you might be a car guy.



I'll start:

If you wash your car before you mow your overgrown lawn, you might be a car guy.

Go!
Appreciate 4
MKSixer27851.00
Rmtt8051.50
Dpc2u4493.00
BMWGirlFL1518.00

      05-30-2020, 08:53 PM   #2
VisualEcho
Colonel
VisualEcho's Avatar
United_States
3644
Rep
2,667
Posts

Drives: '18 M2 6MT
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Missouri

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2018 BMW M2  [0.00]
If you have a transmission in your bathtub.

Oh wait, that's a Redneck.

If you buy car parts even though you may not go back to work until February of 2021...
__________________
Exige | M2
Appreciate 6
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50
Murf9936275.00
Dpc2u4493.00
GenXer918.00

      05-30-2020, 08:55 PM   #3
bigrum
Private
bigrum's Avatar
United_States
284
Rep
73
Posts

Drives: 17 M3 ZCP
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Inside Salma Hayek (Seattle/Eastside)

iTrader: (0)

If you park in butt fuck Egypt every place you go to try and stay away from other vehicles.
Appreciate 14
sygazelle2414.00
vreihen163053.50
Rmtt8051.50
Murf9936275.00
Dpc2u4493.00
Conissah1172.50
GenXer918.00
Gdiddy23590.00
Germanauto5624.00
King Rudi9141.00
cmyx6go5211.50
paliknight2119.00

      05-30-2020, 09:12 PM   #4
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
United_States
3967
Rep
2,656
Posts

Drives: 09 335i/11 CTS Coupe/15 428 GC
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 428 GC  [0.00]
2009 335i  [0.00]
2011 CTS Coupe  [0.00]
If you demand people to close your exterior doors with only a finger on the weatherstrip, you might be a car guy.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wmf80 View Post
Seems like ur out of touch with baseball a bit. A few years behind.
You didnít know who Hader was. And Kershaw is a mess in the playoffs. No thanks
Appreciate 8
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50
Dpc2u4493.00
Conissah1172.50
King Rudi9141.00

      05-30-2020, 09:43 PM   #5
Darth One
drunk poster
Darth One's Avatar
United_States
4187
Rep
2,991
Posts

Drives: M4 GTS | E46 M3
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

If you have permanent oil, rubber or rust stains on your garage and/or driveway floor, you might be a car guy

If you have ever found yourself eating ramen to be able to afford car parts, you might be a car guy

If you have more pics of your car on your phone than your spouse/SO, you might be a car guy

If you have teetering stacks of unread car club magazines that you refuse to throw out because “you’ll get around to reading them”, you might be a car guy

If you’ve ever nearly killed yourself trying to get a pic of a cool car driving down the road, you might be a car guy

If you and your friends regularly include quotes from the Fast and the Furious in your everyday conversations, you might be a car guy
Appreciate 4
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50

      05-30-2020, 10:00 PM   #6
pikkagtr
Go Spurs Go
pikkagtr's Avatar
United_States
2981
Rep
2,530
Posts

Drives: 2018 AW F80
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Bay Area

iTrader: (-1)

If you tell that blonde 34DD bombshell to move because she's blocking the perfect angle for your photograph of your 911, you might be a car guy.
Appreciate 8
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50
Dpc2u4493.00
BigHunk226.50
King Rudi9141.00
six75LT470.50

      05-30-2020, 10:23 PM   #7
BimmerDimmer6
Captain
BimmerDimmer6's Avatar
United_States
1458
Rep
806
Posts

Drives: 2016 F80 M3 6MT / 2019 Raptor
Join Date: Apr 2020
Location: Tampa Fl

iTrader: (0)

You'll race someone, regardless.

- 8am on a Monday on your way into the office? Sure why not?
- On an important phone call? Fuck it.
- With wife on way to doctor? Let's run it.
Appreciate 3
Rmtt8051.50
5.M0NSTER1944.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-30-2020, 10:26 PM   #8
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
27851
Rep
10,797
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [5.00]
2015 BMW i8  [5.00]
If you love the smell of burning rubber in the garage after you park your car...

If you haven't listened to your radio in weeks because you prefer listening to your exhaust...

If your friends come to you for all tire advice...

If you don't blink at paying $15 per gallon for 110 octane racing fuel...
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 95 Wins. 98 Pole Positions. 53 Fastest Laps. Rain Master.
Remember, 3 Pole Positions, 10 Wins and 10 Fastest Laps after 5 years in a top team are mediocre results. You know who you are.
Appreciate 13
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50
3798j3436.00
Dpc2u4493.00
Conissah1172.50
N54Yankee2690.00
5.M0NSTER1944.00
King Rudi9141.00
cmyx6go5211.50

      05-30-2020, 11:03 PM   #9
sygazelle
Colonel
2414
Rep
2,796
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i M-Sport, 2019 X5 40i
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (0)

If you go car shopping for a family wagon and come back with a Corvette...

When the wife questions you about said Corvette and you come up a good story and she buys it....
Appreciate 8
MKSixer27851.00
Rmtt8051.50
3798j3436.00
N54Yankee2690.00
5.M0NSTER1944.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-30-2020, 11:05 PM   #10
bigrum
Private
bigrum's Avatar
United_States
284
Rep
73
Posts

Drives: 17 M3 ZCP
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Inside Salma Hayek (Seattle/Eastside)

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
If you haven't listened to your radio in weeks because you prefer listening to your exhaust...
If you turn off the stereo and roll down your window to listen to someone else's exhaust note...
Appreciate 13
sygazelle2414.00
MKSixer27851.00
3798j3436.00
Dpc2u4493.00
5.M0NSTER1944.00
MJ6322.00
King Rudi9141.00
ShocknAwe2739.50
cmyx6go5211.50
TSM330i706.50

      05-30-2020, 11:14 PM   #11
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
27851
Rep
10,797
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [5.00]
2015 BMW i8  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigrum View Post
If you turn off the stereo and roll down your window to listen to someone else's exhaust note...
And follow them...
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 95 Wins. 98 Pole Positions. 53 Fastest Laps. Rain Master.
Remember, 3 Pole Positions, 10 Wins and 10 Fastest Laps after 5 years in a top team are mediocre results. You know who you are.
Appreciate 2
Rmtt8051.50
King Rudi9141.00

      05-30-2020, 11:15 PM   #12
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
27851
Rep
10,797
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [5.00]
2015 BMW i8  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by sygazelle View Post
If you go car shopping for a family wagon and come back with a Corvette...

When the wife questions you about said Corvette and you come up a good story and she buys it....
This is car god status...

__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 95 Wins. 98 Pole Positions. 53 Fastest Laps. Rain Master.
Remember, 3 Pole Positions, 10 Wins and 10 Fastest Laps after 5 years in a top team are mediocre results. You know who you are.
Appreciate 5
Rmtt8051.50
sygazelle2414.00
5.M0NSTER1944.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-30-2020, 11:24 PM   #13
spazzyfry123
Lieutenant Colonel
spazzyfry123's Avatar
United_States
2205
Rep
1,695
Posts

Drives: Land Cruiser
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2011 BMW E90 M3  [5.00]
“ Yeah.. we gon' send this one out
To e'rybody that put mo' into they cars than they do they relationship
Let's ride”
-Ludacris
Appreciate 4
MKSixer27851.00
Rmtt8051.50
5.M0NSTER1944.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-31-2020, 12:52 AM   #14
No one
Captain
404
Rep
895
Posts

Drives: F21 118i
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Undisclosed

iTrader: (0)

If you disdain SUVs.
Appreciate 6
3798j3436.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-31-2020, 04:06 AM   #15
bobowar135
Private First Class
bobowar135's Avatar
Australia
302
Rep
151
Posts

Drives: 08' Sedona Red 135i 6MT
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: Dark Side of the Moon

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigrum View Post
If you turn off the stereo and roll down your window to listen to someone else's exhaust note...
I love some kick-ass tunes on a sunday drive, but when I come across something special, priorities change!
Appreciate 2
Rmtt8051.50

      05-31-2020, 06:19 AM   #16
Rmtt
Colonel
Rmtt's Avatar
United_States
8052
Rep
2,198
Posts

Drives: 2011 BMW 128i, 2008 LS3 C6
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: South Carolina

iTrader: (3)

When you're accused of looking at other women while out with your SO.....but you're looking at other cars!
__________________
Everybody has a gameplan....until they get punched in the mouth.
Appreciate 7
MKSixer27851.00
Dpc2u4493.00
sygazelle2414.00
N54Yankee2690.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-31-2020, 08:12 AM   #17
Dpc2u
Captain
Dpc2u's Avatar
United_States
4493
Rep
772
Posts

Drives: 2011 E93 M3
Join Date: Feb 2019
Location: Tennessee

iTrader: (0)

Guilty of most of these so far.
Appreciate 4
sygazelle2414.00
Rmtt8051.50
AIRHEIR382.50

      05-31-2020, 08:42 AM   #18
3798j
Captain
3798j's Avatar
3436
Rep
983
Posts

Drives: E86 3.0si
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Susquehanna Valley

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
'85 Corvette  [0.00]
'68 Triumph GT6  [0.00]
'64 Corvette  [0.00]
'19 VW Golf "R ...  [0.00]
'08 Z4 3.0SI  [4.50]
'66 Triumph TR4A  [0.00]
'14 Audi S5  [0.00]
'55 Ford F100  [0.00]
If your chivalry has an ulterior motive...you might be a car guy.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 15
sygazelle2414.00
MKSixer27851.00
N54Yankee2690.00
Dpc2u4493.00
No one403.50
jmg9716.00
BigHunk226.50
Rmtt8051.50
am3r1ka839.50
King Rudi9141.00
cmyx6go5211.50

      05-31-2020, 09:07 AM   #19
wcr3d
Captain
434
Rep
655
Posts

Drives: 2013 535i XDrive M Sport
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Indiana

iTrader: (0)

You can determine make and model from 500 yds +.
Your better half starts using car slang to get you in the mood.
2 lane -6 lane, you get irked when someone passes you.
Appreciate 3
sygazelle2414.00
MKSixer27851.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-31-2020, 09:08 AM   #20
wcr3d
Captain
434
Rep
655
Posts

Drives: 2013 535i XDrive M Sport
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Indiana

iTrader: (0)

You go for a drive with no destination.
Appreciate 6
MKSixer27851.00
No one403.50
Rmtt8051.50
King Rudi9141.00
cb8041262.50

      05-31-2020, 09:59 AM   #21
Maynard
Colonel
United_States
1778
Rep
2,178
Posts

Drives: 228iX & M2C
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Upstate NY

iTrader: (0)

You are reading/posting on Bimmerpost when it isn't an alternative to work.

Also guilty of most of the above.
Appreciate 4
MKSixer27851.00
GenXer918.00
stein_325i8895.00
King Rudi9141.00

      05-31-2020, 10:27 AM   #22
Burrcold
Colonel
Canada
2171
Rep
2,051
Posts

Drives: 2019 Audi RS5 Sportback
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: Toronto, Canada

iTrader: (0)

If you sit in the car for extended periods of time once everyone goes to sleep just to have some "alone time" with it.
__________________
2019 Audi RS5 Sportback
2020 BMW M340i xDrive - Sold
2019 Audi S5 Sportback - RIP
2019 Audi S4 - Sold
2018 Audi S5 Coupe - Sold
Appreciate 3
sygazelle2414.00
MKSixer27851.00
King Rudi9141.00

Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:48 AM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST