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| 05-30-2020, 08:36 PM | #1 |
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If you ______________, you might be a car guy
I thought it might be fun to start a thread about what makes a car guy.
While channeling your inner Foxworthy, fill in the blank: If you _________________, you might be a car guy. I'll start: If you wash your car before you mow your overgrown lawn, you might be a car guy. Go! |
| 05-30-2020, 08:53 PM | #2 |
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If you have a transmission in your bathtub.
Oh wait, that's a Redneck. If you buy car parts even though you may not go back to work until February of 2021...
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| 05-30-2020, 08:55 PM | #3 |
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If you park in butt fuck Egypt every place you go to try and stay away from other vehicles.
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If you demand people to close your exterior doors with only a finger on the weatherstrip, you might be a car guy.
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| 05-30-2020, 09:43 PM | #5 |
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If you have permanent oil, rubber or rust stains on your garage and/or driveway floor, you might be a car guy
If you have ever found yourself eating ramen to be able to afford car parts, you might be a car guy If you have more pics of your car on your phone than your spouse/SO, you might be a car guy If you have teetering stacks of unread car club magazines that you refuse to throw out because “you’ll get around to reading them”, you might be a car guy If you’ve ever nearly killed yourself trying to get a pic of a cool car driving down the road, you might be a car guy If you and your friends regularly include quotes from the Fast and the Furious in your everyday conversations, you might be a car guy |
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| 05-30-2020, 10:00 PM | #6 |
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If you tell that blonde 34DD bombshell to move because she's blocking the perfect angle for your photograph of your 911, you might be a car guy.
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| 05-30-2020, 10:23 PM | #7 |
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You'll race someone, regardless.
- 8am on a Monday on your way into the office? Sure why not? - On an important phone call? Fuck it. - With wife on way to doctor? Let's run it. |
| 05-30-2020, 10:26 PM | #8 |
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If you love the smell of burning rubber in the garage after you park your car...
If you haven't listened to your radio in weeks because you prefer listening to your exhaust... If your friends come to you for all tire advice... If you don't blink at paying $15 per gallon for 110 octane racing fuel...
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| 05-30-2020, 11:03 PM | #9 |
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If you go car shopping for a family wagon and come back with a Corvette...
When the wife questions you about said Corvette and you come up a good story and she buys it.... |
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 95 Wins. 98 Pole Positions. 53 Fastest Laps. Rain Master. Remember, 3 Pole Positions, 10 Wins and 10 Fastest Laps after 5 years in a top team are mediocre results. You know who you are. |
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| 05-30-2020, 11:15 PM | #12 | |
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 95 Wins. 98 Pole Positions. 53 Fastest Laps. Rain Master. Remember, 3 Pole Positions, 10 Wins and 10 Fastest Laps after 5 years in a top team are mediocre results. You know who you are. |
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| 05-30-2020, 11:24 PM | #13 |
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“ Yeah.. we gon' send this one out
To e'rybody that put mo' into they cars than they do they relationship Let's ride” -Ludacris |
| 05-31-2020, 12:52 AM | #14 |
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If you disdain SUVs.
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| 05-31-2020, 06:19 AM | #16 |
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When you're accused of looking at other women while out with your SO.....but you're looking at other cars!
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| 05-31-2020, 08:42 AM | #18 |
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If your chivalry has an ulterior motive...you might be a car guy.
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| 05-31-2020, 09:07 AM | #19 |
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You can determine make and model from 500 yds +.
Your better half starts using car slang to get you in the mood. 2 lane -6 lane, you get irked when someone passes you. |
| 05-31-2020, 09:59 AM | #21 |
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You are reading/posting on Bimmerpost when it isn't an alternative to work.
Also guilty of most of the above. |
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| 05-31-2020, 10:27 AM | #22 |
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If you sit in the car for extended periods of time once everyone goes to sleep just to have some "alone time" with it.
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