Things your neighbors say about your car

[111turbo]

The usual nice ride and thumbs up mojo. Had a cop pull me over for no front plate and just turned into, “How fast have you taken this thing? Don’t worry I’m not recording you or anything.” with a grin.

I nervously laughed and gave him the 0-60 time.

[Georgeair]

With Eisenmann Race, they don't say much to me but I'm sure mutter under their breath at cold startup....

I drive like a granny in and out of our 'hood.

[2pntrsrv]

2 Days ago:

"if i wasn't on the way to a really important assignment right now, i would take your ass straight to jail" - After i passed a cop in an unmarked Prius at WOT on a back country road.
GA cops DO NOT play around.

Talk about your "oh Sh*t" moment

[BayE30]

specific neighbor : "SLOW DOWN, THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD!!!"

me: "im going 20mph...."

[Shiza]

Originally Posted by SFCM3

specific neighbor : "SLOW DOWN, THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD!!!"

me: "im going 20mph...."

I always get told to slow down when i'm going the speed limit, guess a loud exhaust makes it seem like you're going fast

[leemik]

Some guy tracked me down on Instagram and asked me if I lived in xxx town and xxx street .. I'm like "yes?" His reply was every time I drive by he has to run and open his windows even if it's freezing out because the car sounds so good passing by his house.

--mike

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by donadio91

I always get told to slow down when i'm going the speed limit, guess a loud exhaust makes it seem like you're going fast

Loud exhaust = race car

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by roastbeef

Like an enthusiast that buys the 400 lb porker version of one of the greatest cars in the world?

More cushion for the pushin...like your mom.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by EJT86

You seem to spend a lot of time near kids

And there are no kids in Boston?

[BOOF-M3]

Karma will be a bitch when it hits.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by tooloud10

Yeah, I still don't understand the obsession that many M3 owners seem to have with the E93, like the owners were uninformed and accidentally bought the wrong one. I wanted the best 4-seat convertible I could find, and I think I was successful. I notice that I can push a button and make the roof go down much more than I notice that it weighs more than the other versions.

Makes me chuckle to see owners of 3700lb cars making jokes about how heavy someone else's car is.

WGAS?

If these obsessed dudes really cared about 60 times, they wouldn't have purchased their E90/E92.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by SoManyBlueCars

Anytime anyone feels the need to announce that they know cars, I immediately assume they know nothing.

What you assume doesn't matter though.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by BOOF-M3

Karma will be a bitch when it hits.

Like when you got slap nuts?

[timothy2001]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

More cushion for the pushin...like your mom.

I have to admit I literally laughed out loud at this but man, what is wrong with you? M3 or not, you are by definition a troll.

Back on topic, met a neighbor recently for the first time in front of my house and he said, “oh yeah, you’re the house with the cool car”.

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by timothy2001

I have to admit I literally laughed out loud at this but man, what is wrong with you? M3 or not, you are by definition a troll.

Back on topic, met a neighbor recently for the first time in front of my house and he said, “oh yeah, you’re the house with the cool car”.

Awesome!

You quickly find out on this forum that "when in Rome, be a Roman."

More trolls here than you can shake a stick shift at.

[Flying Ace]

well this escalated quickly...

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

well this escalated quickly...

haha...c'mon dude.

It all started after your troll post response to my post on 4/17. Go check if you don't believe it.

[MachinesWithSouls]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

What you assume doesn't matter though.

Nah in this case I'm usually right.

[Banana Hammock]

Neighbor: That must have been one big ass bird.
Me: Yep...

[carenthuziast]

Originally Posted by SoManyBlueCars

Nah in this case I'm usually right.

you wish.

[MachinesWithSouls]

Originally Posted by carenthuziast

you wish.

Checked your profile. All your posts are troll-like. Congrats.

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

well this escalated quickly...

Woosahhhhhh