What do m3 owners do for a living?

MrAdams · 02-09-2009, 11:33 AM

I'm a guest speaker at public schools
and if those damn kids get out of hand!!!!! I do this!

aut0sh0cker · 02-09-2009, 02:07 PM

I train monkeys to rob people. Then I take a commission off each of them. Then I sell the monkeys for more money. They I invest that money for more money. Then I buy more monkeys with that money. Repeat...

FStop7 · 02-09-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

I train monkeys to rob people. Then I take a commission off each of them. Then I sell the monkeys for more money. They I invest that money for more money. Then I buy more monkeys with that money. Repeat...

that is cute. can i have a trained thief monkey?

Gelsenpower · 02-09-2009, 03:00 PM

I'm on of the monkeys...

Robin_NL · 02-09-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gelsenpower

I'm on of the monkeys...

@Nachbar, Affengeil

MfrGr
Robin

jayjaybelbel · 02-10-2009, 12:29 AM

love the serious and non serious responses!!! no m3 just yet....soon to be registered nurse

guarnibl · 02-10-2009, 12:50 AM

I'm involved with the lucrative Internet dealies.

BIGNTASTIE · 02-10-2009, 08:25 AM

My names Kobe Bryant, I pwn Lebron James and Paul Peirce all day everday. Not to mention that noob Raja Bell. According to Obama I'm the greatest player currently playing.

bogdan · 02-10-2009, 11:30 AM

vehicle baby sitter.

serious response: Service Advisor for a BMW dealer.

GnokGnik · 02-10-2009, 06:59 PM

I am Qadafi

Voltigeur · 02-11-2009, 12:12 AM

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Geitner - I like short sellers

guarnibl · 02-11-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bogdan

vehicle baby sitter.

serious response: Service Advisor for a BMW dealer.

Tischer or VOB?

C17MooseDriver · 02-11-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by batchelorc

Pilot

How do you know someone's a pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

**Sorry, lame joke

BTW, I'm a pilot.

Jimmer · 02-11-2009, 10:55 PM

High Performance / Advanced Driving Instructor as a day gig and Musician at night.

gr8000 · 02-12-2009, 02:07 AM

I also won the loto 2 times so far. Total proceeds are the equivalent of $75...

bogdan · 02-12-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by guarnibl

Tischer or VOB?

Passport.

John@BMW · 02-12-2009, 07:34 AM

I am a BMW service advisor as well!

M3MIKE · 02-12-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Voltigeur

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Geitner - I like short sellers

HAHA short FTW

Radiation Joe · 02-12-2009, 09:02 AM

I am paid by real investors to hire monkeys to kidnap short sellers. The monkeys get 60% of the proceeds. I think it is a fair arrangement.

billy_76 · 08-23-2009, 03:41 AM

Cancer Doctor- such a fun job, right? Putting the top down and relaxing in the e93 M3 is worth the slower 0-60 time, IMHO.

SHADY1 · 08-23-2009, 04:54 AM

I am a U.S. Army Soldier still deployed in Iraq

quality_sound · 08-23-2009, 05:24 AM

As my girls like to tell it, I blow up buildings and my wife builds them back up. Seriously though, USAF AMMO (hence the blowing shit up) and my wife is USAF CE (civil engineers, hence the building it back up) and spends more damned time deployed than at home.

02-09-2009, 11:33 AM	#155
MrAdams do a wheelie!!! 156 Rep 929 Posts Drives: E46 M3 - '72 2002 - '65 Impala Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 M3 Sedan e90 [0.00]	I'm a guest speaker at public schools and if those damn kids get out of hand!!!!! I do this! Attached Images __________________ ~Adam
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02-09-2009, 02:07 PM	#156
aut0sh0cker meh 123 Rep 1,756 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	I train monkeys to rob people. Then I take a commission off each of them. Then I sell the monkeys for more money. They I invest that money for more money. Then I buy more monkeys with that money. Repeat...
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02-09-2009, 03:00 PM	#158
Gelsenpower Private 9 Rep 90 Posts Drives: M3 E93 DCT AW Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Gelsenkirchen, Germany iTrader: (1)	I'm on of the monkeys...
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02-10-2009, 12:29 AM	#160
jayjaybelbel Lieutenant 40 Rep 561 Posts Drives: frozen red E92 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Los Angeles,CA iTrader: (1)	love the serious and non serious responses!!! no m3 just yet....soon to be registered nurse
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02-10-2009, 12:50 AM	#161
guarnibl Major 210 Rep 1,048 Posts Drives: Depends on the day. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scottsdale, AZ iTrader: (0)	I'm involved with the lucrative Internet dealies. __________________ 2019 Jeep Wrangler \| 2018 BMW 320i \| 2016 Porsche Boxster Spyder \| 2009 Jeep Wrangler gone: 2015 M4, 2015 335i, 2012 Turbo S, 2008 M3, 2004 M3, 2003 330xi
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02-10-2009, 08:25 AM	#162
BIGNTASTIE Lieutenant 35 Rep 589 Posts Drives: white/red 08 M3, 05 Rangerover Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: queens, NY iTrader: (0)	My names Kobe Bryant, I pwn Lebron James and Paul Peirce all day everday. Not to mention that noob Raja Bell. According to Obama I'm the greatest player currently playing. __________________ hi
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02-10-2009, 06:59 PM	#164
GnokGnik Captain 17 Rep 936 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997 C2S Join Date: May 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	I am Qadafi
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02-11-2009, 12:12 AM	#165
Voltigeur MacroRisk 109 Rep 2,523 Posts Drives: M3 E92 ED'09 / 335d Sport DD Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: TX iTrader: (0)	- Geitner - I like short sellers __________________ Just thinking of something not so witty ///M3 E92 '09 Jerez Black \| 6MT \| Ext Fox Red \| Tech \| Prem \| 19s \|Heated Seats \| iPod \|Smartphone \| Euro Deliv June 09 Sold: 540iT / 530i / 323i
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02-11-2009, 10:55 PM	#168
Jimmer Private First Class 8 Rep 160 Posts Drives: 2014 M235i with MPE Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Calgary, Canada iTrader: (0)	High Performance / Advanced Driving Instructor as a day gig and Musician at night.
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02-12-2009, 02:07 AM	#169
gr8000 Major 72 Rep 1,171 Posts Drives: E92 M3 - DCT Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Athens, Greece iTrader: (0)	I also won the loto 2 times so far. Total proceeds are the equivalent of $75...
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02-12-2009, 07:34 AM	#171
John@BMW I can't belive this car is a 4 door family sedan. 66 Rep 385 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 sedan, '96 M3 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (1)	I am a BMW service advisor as well! __________________
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02-12-2009, 09:02 AM	#173
Radiation Joe Veni Vidi Vici 89 Rep 2,750 Posts Drives: '11 JB/BBe-6sp-e90 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Macungie PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 e90 M3-Sold [8.50] 2003 RS6 - Sold [0.00] 2009 e90 M3 - Gone [0.00] 2003 M3 SOLD [0.00] old 2002 [10.00]	I am paid by real investors to hire monkeys to kidnap short sellers. The monkeys get 60% of the proceeds. I think it is a fair arrangement.
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08-23-2009, 03:41 AM	#174
billy_76 Registered 0 Rep 1 Posts Drives: e93 M3 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (0)	Cancer Doctor- such a fun job, right? Putting the top down and relaxing in the e93 M3 is worth the slower 0-60 time, IMHO.
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08-23-2009, 04:54 AM	#175
SHADY1 Hamann M3 Fan 298 Rep 2,885 Posts Drives: E92 M3 & F10 M5 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Killeen, Texas iTrader: (6) Garage List 2013 BMW M5 [0.00] 2008 E92 M3 Coupe [8.14]	I am a U.S. Army Soldier still deployed in Iraq __________________ JZB,6MT, My mods 360 Forged 20inch wheels,VF650 Supercharger custom tuned,ARH Long Tube Headers,Hamann CF roof spoiler,H&R springs,CF grills,Hamann rear trunk spoiler,Hamann Side Skirts, ARKYM full CF bumper, Gintani Race exhaust, ARH X-pipe catless,RPI scoops,AA SSK, Arkym CF Double Sided Vented Hood,
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08-23-2009, 05:24 AM	#176
quality_sound 8 tracks of madness 62 Rep 2,735 Posts Drives: Slowly Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: At home iTrader: (1)	As my girls like to tell it, I blow up buildings and my wife builds them back up. Seriously though, USAF AMMO (hence the blowing shit up) and my wife is USAF CE (civil engineers, hence the building it back up) and spends more damned time deployed than at home.
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