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      09-20-2007, 05:20 PM   #1
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You know your BMW is a RICER when......

Although there is not a precise definition of RICE or RICER, we all know RICE when we see it. Let's have some fun - I'll start wth a few. You know your BMW is a RICER when:

1. You debadge your 328i
2. You lower your car to the point that handling suffers

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      09-20-2007, 05:23 PM   #2
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This is going to get ugly real quick...
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      09-20-2007, 05:24 PM   #3
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This is going to get ugly real quick...
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get ready to be
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      09-20-2007, 05:25 PM   #4
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This is going to get ugly real quick...
..when your RICERPHOBIC
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      09-20-2007, 05:25 PM   #5
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When the mods delete your thread?

Oh, and R53 MCS
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      09-20-2007, 05:26 PM   #6
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3. You think a debadged 328 is ricer
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      09-20-2007, 05:27 PM   #7
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3. You think a debadged 328 is ricer
aww snap...
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      09-20-2007, 05:27 PM   #8
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      09-20-2007, 05:28 PM   #9
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When the mods delete your thread?

Oh, and R53 MCS
I also have a R53 MCS - the anti-RICE
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      09-20-2007, 05:28 PM   #10
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      09-20-2007, 05:29 PM   #11
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3. You think a debadged 328 is ricer
Not quite but gets an A+ for effort.
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When you put 22" wheels on your 3 series?
Very true!
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      09-20-2007, 05:34 PM   #13
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      09-20-2007, 05:34 PM   #14
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..you place Brembo decals on your OEM brake calipers
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      09-20-2007, 05:34 PM   #15
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When you put 22" wheels on your 3 series?
Ahahahaha. I saw a 3er that pulled up next to me at a light (day after seeing the 22" wheel thread) playin some loud ass rap music. It was black too and had 20" chrome wheels on it. Looked pretty gross. lol
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      09-20-2007, 05:37 PM   #16
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when you poke holes in your exhaust system so that you have a loud ass exhaust tone
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      09-20-2007, 05:39 PM   #17
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..when you cover every square inch of the car with carbon fiber
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      09-20-2007, 05:41 PM   #18
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I don't know if spinners qualify for a ricer or a pimp mobile..
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..when you cover every square inch of the car with carbon fiber
+1 and drop it on the ground.
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Thanks for your comments. I was just looking for proof that money and intelligence don't always come hand in hand...
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1. When you place the "m" badge anywhere on your non M car.
2. When you place a fake exhaust on the right side of your 328.
3. When you place any sort of body kit on the car and leave it primed.
4. I hate to say it - Blacklines are rice.

That's for now.
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      09-20-2007, 06:12 PM   #22
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