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      10-20-2019, 09:06 PM   #45
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And the framed panties, WTF!! They look like they belong to a little girl...
I wonder if this was part of Epstein's estate?????
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      10-22-2019, 12:11 AM   #46
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I will say when I was a cable tech I've been in thousands of homes which basically felt like a house tour each time but I did find 2 kilos in the crawl space. I don't think the new owner were aware of it? I took a picture and sent it to my guys that we have a small group chat as techs and they told me to take it lol. i just kept on and acted like i never saw it
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do u still have pic?
Haha no. That was like 5 years ago and I took it with the work phone I had at the time
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Spotted this one online while searching for new houses on the market in my area.



OK, pretty normal looking split level. Nothing to write home about. That fence needs to be mended. Let's step inside and see what's up.



OK, to each their own on the decorating. Kinda goth. I can dig the vibe. But why the mirror mounted at genital height? probably a totally reasonable explanation like midgets live here. And the kitchen sized hamper with plastic liner? Maybe a bed wetter lives here? Again, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Let's move on.
Kitchen sized hamper for towels, lots of towels.....wet towels....or possibly rubber sheets....most likely both. Someone is a squirter. Just means he is really good at what he does and she she enjoys it immensely.

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Reasonable bathroom. Looks clean. Framed panty art is a bit forward but OK. Who doesn't like a good set of panties?
Most likely a keepsake of a visitor that they shared. If I had to guess, probably the first. I could always be wrong though, but from the size of said panty, I would imagine a threesome was had and she was a tiny chick.

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Another bedroom, another genital height mirror. Those midgets really like mirrors I guess.
Anyone else spot the similarities in the low hanging mirrors? They are close to beds. Notice the location of the mirror in the last picture was directly in front of what looks like a swinging bench. Pro tips from Rudi: If you don't have a mirror close to your bed, get one.

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OK, hold on. Now it's getting weird. The man-sized cage on wheels, the swing-set with 3 anchor points in the ceiling? My senses tell me something is a little off here. I think I know EXACTLY what's going on here... I've clearly stumbled across Now_Rudi 's house! I definitely NEED to know what's in that blue plastic tub....
Ok, so I'll apologize for not relocating the cage during the photo shoot. I was out of town and it weighs too much for the girlfriend to do anything with other than roll me around in it. For real though, someone in the house is handy with tools, likes to either cuck their spouse or be cucked themselves or someone likes to either dominate or be dominated. Again, note the towels in the glass door nightstand. The plastic tote, I'm sure, is full of toys that would make you question your manhood.

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Let's check out the lovely 3-season back porch



So yeah, sometimes you're hurting for outdoor furniture so the only sensible thing to do is to wheel in a F'ing MEDICAL GURNEY.

OK, I'm outta here!
Dude....that back porch has seen more action than most of us will ever understand. Anyone else notice the step stool under the swing? I can assure you that a step isn't needed to sit on that bad boy. As for the hospital bed, man those things have handles and raise/lower into all kinds of positions. I wouldn't shy away from the experience; not sure that I would own one though.

The people that live here are having the kind of sex that our wives and girlfriends fantasize about.
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      10-24-2019, 01:50 PM   #52
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I can't stick around long, but not much going on today. I have projects to write but currently waiting on quotes, so I have nothing to do. Figured I would drop in while eating lunch. How you doing brother?
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I can't stick around long, but not much going on today. I have projects to write but currently waiting on quotes, so I have nothing to do. Figured I would drop in while eating lunch. How you doing brother?
Doing well....hate to see you not as active, but can respect your situation and priorities.

Hope you are still crushing the gym and diet....but I know you are!
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Doing well....hate to see you not as active, but can respect your situation and priorities.

Hope you are still crushing the gym and diet....but I know you are!
I miss the conversations for sure!

Dude, the gym is crazy right now. I've stopped trying progressive overload with adding weight, but I have started using smaller weight that I can manage well, working on form and going to failure, rather than 3-4 sets of 8-12. I've found that I'm getting much more intense workouts this way. I'm still getting lean but somehow, slowly building the foundation of the muscle groups at the same time; this way when I start getting serious about bulking, I'll have the ground work laid down. Crazy focused right now. All my stress and added energy is going straight into my training.
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Kitchen sized hamper for towels, lots of towels.....wet towels....or possibly rubber sheets....most likely both. Someone is a squirter. Just means he is really good at what he does and she she enjoys it immensely.

Most likely a keepsake of a visitor that they shared. If I had to guess, probably the first. I could always be wrong though, but from the size of said panty, I would imagine a threesome was had and she was a tiny chick.

Anyone else spot the similarities in the low hanging mirrors? They are close to beds. Notice the location of the mirror in the last picture was directly in front of what looks like a swinging bench. Pro tips from Rudi: If you don't have a mirror close to your bed, get one.

Ok, so I'll apologize for not relocating the cage during the photo shoot. I was out of town and it weighs too much for the girlfriend to do anything with other than roll me around in it. For real though, someone in the house is handy with tools, likes to either cuck their spouse or be cucked themselves or someone likes to either dominate or be dominated. Again, note the towels in the glass door nightstand. The plastic tote, I'm sure, is full of toys that would make you question your manhood.

Dude....that back porch has seen more action than most of us will ever understand. Anyone else notice the step stool under the swing? I can assure you that a step isn't needed to sit on that bad boy. As for the hospital bed, man those things have handles and raise/lower into all kinds of positions. I wouldn't shy away from the experience; not sure that I would own one though.

The people that live here are having the kind of sex that our wives and girlfriends fantasize about.
The mystery has been solved by one of my inquisitive employees! He Googled the address and found a hit for it on the WA State Secretary of State website with a registered business. The business name lead nowhere but the names of the business owners were there. Googled those and found yet another business under one of the names and this time it had a website listed. Went to that website via my phone (we were at work when this went down, giggling like little girls) and OMG.

It's a BDSM B&B. You rent out various themed rooms depending on your kink persuasion and "vacation" there for an evening with a spouse, friend, hooker, whatever. The place is full on equipped and appears to be very professionally run. The website shows all the things that the listing agent said need to be moved before a showing, and its a lot. They have a full on doctor's office set up in the basement with more equipment that my wife has AT HER LEGITIMATE MEDICAL PRACTICE. They also host all manner of themed party nights. Crazy crazy stuff going down in that house. I'd love to chat up one of the neighbors. That shit cant be quiet on a hoppin' Saturday night.
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The mystery has been solved by one of my inquisitive employees! He Googled the address and found a hit for it on the WA State Secretary of State website with a registered business. The business name lead nowhere but the names of the business owners were there. Googled those and found yet another business under one of the names and this time it had a website listed. Went to that website via my phone (we were at work when this went down, giggling like little girls) and OMG.

It's a BDSM B&B. You rent out various themed rooms depending on your kink persuasion and "vacation" there for an evening with a spouse, friend, hooker, whatever. The place is full on equipped and appears to be very professionally run. The website shows all the things that the listing agent said need to be moved before a showing, and its a lot. They have a full on doctor's office set up in the basement with more equipment that my wife has AT HER LEGITIMATE MEDICAL PRACTICE. They also host all manner of themed party nights. Crazy crazy stuff going down in that house. I'd love to chat up one of the neighbors. That shit cant be quiet on a hoppin' Saturday night.
Link? Asking for a friend...
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Beat me to it!
You're getting rusty with all this work monitoring your screen time!!
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Sorry Dudes, 15 hour work day. Here's the link: www.innthrall.com

In particular I recommend reading the guest comments section. This dude had the time of his life....What the actual Fuck?!

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Even Rudi is shocked. Probably best not to click on link. . .
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WTF!!!! LMAO those tweets/comments haahahahaha. Can't believe people tweet this shit
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The entrepreneur in me wants to know why this house is for sale? Is the BnB (bondage and beatings) business not profitable? Local regulations shutting them down? I knew somebody who drove to an orgy house 300+ miles away every single weekend, and always assumed that it was a lucrative business model if people would regularly travel that far to hook up with others who, um, shared their interests.....
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