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      02-17-2016, 07:13 PM   #89
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Only if sticking into appliances or devices that require it. I have fucked most things that can be and some that shouldn't be.
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WTF :jellyroll S#it is funny

If I was doing that what would my beautiful wife be doing
Standing ready with a mop and bucket?
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      02-17-2016, 07:16 PM   #92
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Okay who does it in bed next to sleeping spouse? Over them while they sleep? While looking in neighbors windows? With animal help? I have not done this just heard about it somewhere
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Okay who does it in bed next to sleeping spouse? Over them while they sleep? While looking in neighbors windows? With animal help? I have not done this just heard about it somewhere
How about warming up in bed next to sleeping spouse reading adameve website reviews, then taking the dog outside and finishing on the grass while watching the neighbor's window to make sure they don't look out?

I've heard about that somewhere. does it count?
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      02-17-2016, 07:39 PM   #95
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How about warming up in bed next to sleeping spouse reading adameve website reviews, then taking the dog outside and finishing on the grass while watching the neighbor's window to make sure they don't look out?

I've heard about that somewhere. does it count?
Laughed out loud. People think I'm weird now.
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Laughed out loud. People think I'm weird now.
No, they are confirmed in their thinking
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Only if sticking into appliances or devices that require it. I have fucked most things that can be and some that shouldn't be.
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Only if its "Ain't no body in the house jerk"

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Only if its "Ain't no body in the house jerk"

Goddamn he was CLASSIC!!!!


Those are the best jerks though.
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Those are the best jerks though.
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How about warming up in bed next to sleeping spouse reading adameve website reviews, then taking the dog outside and finishing on the grass while watching the neighbor's window to make sure they don't look out?

I've heard about that somewhere. does it count?
Sounds like something I've done yes. Quit following me.
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      02-18-2016, 01:36 AM   #104
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Sounds like something I've done yes. Quit following me.
Didn't know your Supreme-ness enjoyed adameve reviews as well. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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These tags are terrible man smh.
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Think I started on jcpenny catalogs and moved up to Victoria secret, now it's full on goat porn
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Think I started on jcpenny catalogs and moved up to Victoria secret, now it's full on goat porn
No National Geographic????
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      02-18-2016, 06:58 PM   #108
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No don't get that one
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      02-18-2016, 07:19 PM   #109
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No don't get that one
I've no experience with midgets, but aboriginal boobs are top notch!!!
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