The Farmer and the Sheep

[Brosef]

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

[SexiZena]

Originally Posted by Brosef

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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