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      09-17-2020, 10:21 PM   #67
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If you refer to your garage as "the service bay", you might be a car guy.
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      09-17-2020, 10:51 PM   #69
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      09-17-2020, 10:56 PM   #70
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Which one?
All of them
Add to that no food , no drink, shut the door gently, wake up and look from the window to check on the car, find a reason to go out to check on the car again, watch car videos and hear my wife complaining to her friend that i give the car more attention then her

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Pssh...real car guy wouldn’t even have picked her up wearing those pants with double external zippers
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      09-20-2020, 09:29 PM   #72
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      09-21-2020, 06:16 AM   #74
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If you like taking pictures of your car (and other cars) you might be a car guy.
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      09-24-2020, 10:24 AM   #75
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      09-24-2020, 10:33 AM   #76
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You might be a car guy if you buy a daily to garage your weekend car, but then start tinkering with the daily and have to buy a daily for the daily.....
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      09-24-2020, 11:49 AM   #77
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If you point out every rare, exotic or just a car you like to the wife or anyone you are with.

I do this all the time and can't help it.
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      09-24-2020, 04:07 PM   #78
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If you remind your wife when she comes into the house from the car that she smells like fine Vernasca leather seats, and remind her that you don’t have leather seats in your car, you might be a car guy.
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      09-28-2020, 07:30 PM   #79
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If you look at the time on a digital clock and automatically translate it into a car model (typically BMW or Porsche), you might be a car guy.
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      09-28-2020, 10:50 PM   #80
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If you have a no food no drink rule in your car you might be a car guy.
That is me.
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      09-28-2020, 10:54 PM   #81
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if you park your car away from most cars in the supermarket parking lot to avoid scratches and dings and talk to yourself - i need some walking exercise anyway.
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      09-29-2020, 01:19 PM   #82
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That is me.
That was me too... until my wife came up with the "no p_ssy in the house" rule.

Guess who won...

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      09-29-2020, 01:35 PM   #83
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That is me.
That was me too... until my wife came up with the "no p_ssy in the house" rule.

Guess who won...
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      09-29-2020, 01:57 PM   #84
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if you finger test the slickness and sniff any fluid found on your garage floor / parking spot left by your car, you might be a car guy
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I did this yesterday.
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      10-07-2020, 09:40 AM   #87
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if your girlfriend doesn't want to move in and move forward because you don't plan on stop buying carparts and doing track days
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If the smell of race gas gets your heart thumping like juuuuuust the right perfume on a beautiful woman...you might be car guy.
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