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      01-16-2009, 02:26 AM   #243
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Murderous Child, I hate kids.

Would you rather eat dog shit (nice and fresh, still steaming) or a human fetus (from abortion)
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      01-16-2009, 02:29 AM   #244
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Murderous Child, I hate kids.

Would you rather eat dog shit (nice and fresh, still steaming) or a human fetus (from abortion)
human fetus. dog shit is just nasty


be stabbed in the neck, or have your dick cut off?
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      01-16-2009, 11:31 AM   #245
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human fetus. dog shit is just nasty


be stabbed in the neck, or have your dick cut off?
Stabbed in the neck, WTF would I do w/o my dick

Drown or be burned to death
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      01-16-2009, 11:36 AM   #246
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this is such a morbid thread
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      01-16-2009, 11:37 AM   #247
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burned to death, it'll me much warmer lol.

hit someone with your car or dodge them and total your car.
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      01-16-2009, 12:06 PM   #248
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To many variables... my Civic or my M? Do I know the person? Do I like the person? If I hit them, do they die or have minor injuries?

be physically fit/attractive/healthy but poor. OR be disfigured and in poor health, but a millionaire.
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      01-16-2009, 12:09 PM   #249
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be physically fit/attractive/healthy but poor, I really hate being sick.

to narrow down my last question

hit a 5 year old boy and kill him or avoid dodge him and total your most expensive car.
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      01-16-2009, 12:18 PM   #250
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Hope you rot in hell, how can you compare a kids life to a car.
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      01-16-2009, 04:08 PM   #251
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be physically fit/attractive/healthy but poor, I really hate being sick.

to narrow down my last question

hit a 5 year old boy and kill him or avoid dodge him and total your most expensive car.
dodge and total my most expansive car because I have full coverage insurance and I do NOT want to deal with a wrongful death/vehicular manslaughter case.

be the cup in 2girls1cup or be the tub in tubgirl?
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      01-16-2009, 04:11 PM   #252
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Hope you rot in hell, how can you compare a kids life to a car.
what if he is a murderous satan kid that executed both his parents, poisoned his entire family, blew up all his classmates and teachers and burned a cross?
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      01-16-2009, 04:13 PM   #253
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Hope you rot in hell, how can you compare a kids life to a car.
yo calm down, id total my car as well, like worse stuff hasn't been posted here lol.
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      01-16-2009, 11:05 PM   #254
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would you rather drive a fast car that looks bad or a slower car that looks great?
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      01-16-2009, 11:29 PM   #255
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drive a fast car that looks bad, seeing ppls faces after I beat them would be pretty funny lol.

yahoo or msn
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      01-17-2009, 04:18 AM   #256
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Shit out a baseball or pee a marble out?

Sleep with your mom to save your dads life?

Sleep with your dad to save your moms life?

Eat a spider or eat a Gatorade bottle cap?

Power to fly or tell the future?
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      01-17-2009, 06:04 AM   #257
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drive a fast car that looks bad, seeing ppls faces after I beat them would be pretty funny lol.

yahoo or msn
yahoo.

30 years in prison or a random painless death --- you are 21 years old
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30 years in prison

get bit by a spider or snake
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      01-17-2009, 02:03 PM   #259
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get bit by a spider or snake
on the penis?
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      01-17-2009, 02:12 PM   #260
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on the penis?
if that's where you want it lol.
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      01-17-2009, 02:18 PM   #261
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the spider, less teeth...

have a poison spider bite you on the penis or on the left nut
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      01-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #262
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Left nut.

Would you rather fuck a goat, and have no one know OR not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
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      01-29-2009, 06:22 PM   #263
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human fetus. dog shit is just nasty


be stabbed in the neck, or have your dick cut off?
You'd eat a human fetus over dog shit? WTF is wrong wit u man?

BTW, why all the lose-lose situations here. Why not something like, would you rather fuck a girl with big tits or big ass.
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      01-29-2009, 07:07 PM   #264
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wheres the fun in that? Big tits

would you rather fuck a girl with big tits and a penis or big ass with a penis?
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