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      10-18-2018, 12:09 PM   #1
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Exclamation Powerball + Megamillions = $1.5 Billion!!!

So what I'm saying is.... There is STILL a Chance!!!

The odds of winning both Historic Jackpots are staggering...

You have statistically better odds of being struck by a Falling Satellite... 4 different times!


But hey...


So what EXACTLY would you do with your "new found wealth"...

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I would buy the nail salon that I had my manicure done at, then fire the girl that put pink on my nails.
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So what I'm saying is.... There is STILL a Chance!!!

The odds of winning both Historic Jackpots are staggering...

You have statistically better odds of being struck by a Falling Satellite... 4 different times!


But hey...


So what EXACTLY would you do with ur "new found wealth"...

1 quadrillion? Isn't that what our national debt will be in 5 years?
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I would buy the nail salon that I had my manicure done at, then fire the girl that put pink on my nails.
Now I'm confused.......female or no female?????
Judy or not_judy???????
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I would buy the nail salon that I had my manicure done at, then fire the girl that put pink on my nails.
I would then hire that recently unemployed girl and pay her $1M to go b*tchslap you for getting a manicure!
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I'd buy the 2020 Presidential election and install HRC as POTUS with Nancy Pelosi as VP, just so I could come back to the BP politics forum and watch the carnage.

Either that or hookers and blow. It's a tossup for me.
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I'd purchase massive amounts of land and properties. A couple of Dream Homes and Cars. Sizable donations to charities and churches.
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Now I'm confused.......female or no female?????
Judy or not_judy???????
Peep the title. Not a female. I'm a man. My name is Jody. Lups continued to think that my name was Judy and thought I was a woman. Thus "Not_Judy".

It makes no difference, she tells me how beautiful I am with my luxurious golden blonde hair and fair complexion....yeah, I'm a bald 42 year old man who used to have dark brown hair, dark skin and lots of tattoos.

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I would then hire that recently unemployed girl and pay her $1M to go b*tchslap you for getting a manicure!
The ex-wife talked me into it. I realize that there are plenty of men who get manicures....I'm just not one of those guys. Pretty sure the woman who did my nails realized this and/or the ex-wife secretly talked them into slathering pink on my nails. I was furious. Never again will I walk into one of those places....nor will I commission anyone for any reason that doesn't understand what I'm saying. Apparently pointing, shaking my head no and sternly saying NO, somehow doesn't translate.

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I'd buy the 2020 Presidential election and install HRC as POTUS with Nancy Pelosi as VP, just so I could come back to the BP politics forum and watch the carnage.

Either that or hookers and blow. It's a tossup for me.
Dammit man, can you not do both? I thought you were a go-getter!

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Peep the title. Not a female. I'm a man. My name is Jody. Lups continued to think that my name was Judy and thought I was a woman. Thus "Not_Judy".

It makes no difference, she tells me how beautiful I am with my luxurious golden blonde hair and fair complexion....yeah, I'm a bald 42 year old man who used to have dark brown hair, dark skin and lots of tattoos.
Yep, that sounds about right for Lups

I still chuckle every time she calls Sakhir M4 "Shakira".
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So what I'm saying is.... There is STILL a Chance!!!

The odds of winning both Historic Jackpots are staggering...

You have statistically better odds of being struck by a Falling Satellite... 4 different times!


But hey...


So what EXACTLY would you do with your "new found wealth"...


If you win, my sister is a CPA. She'll take good care of you (and hopefully give me a sizeable finders fee).
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I would play your lottery only as a foreign (if allowed) to avoid your ridiculous 55% tax for the win. Doesnt matter that this is more money as you may be able to spend in a lifetime, I never would let this happen that my government would get a fingertip onto my won money...and aside of this, you financial over-all situation wouldn get better with that
What to do with the money? Buy houses in San Diego, Monaco, Cyprus (Greek side), Singapore and travelling in between with my also bought Tornado Jet hypersonic ways. Enough money also to hire an air-to-air refuelling underway, that'll be fun^^
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