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      05-18-2016, 07:42 AM   #20285
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      05-18-2016, 07:45 AM   #20286
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But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
Will it involve a coconut....
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So guys,

DO i accept a key to the apartment? This is a serious question..

its moving quick but I kind of like it..
On which premise was it offered to you?


To be honest, you seem to like her, but I wouldn't do it right away. Seems like you spend enough time over there as it is with her inviting you LOL.


What are the grounds for her offering you a key? I'm surprised she is so trusting, you could easily clone it and if you break up just enter her shit and go postal.
Well, when I sleep over she doesn't want me to wake up early when she goes to work so it's so I can sleep in ha.

Yeah I feel weird accepting it.

right?? I could be an insane person but I guess she sees this calm exterior and knows that I don't have enough energy to go bat shit crazy hahahah
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      05-18-2016, 07:56 AM   #20288
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Well, when I sleep over she doesn't want me to wake up early when she goes to work so it's so I can sleep in ha.

Yeah I feel weird accepting it.

right?? I could be an insane person but I guess she sees this calm exterior and knows that I don't have enough energy to go bat shit crazy hahahah
She is very trusting, which is cute. Or, she could be expecting you to make a similar offer for your own abode. *pondering face*


I would let her know that you like her a lot and out of respect, you will have to decline momentarily until the relationship progresses to a more serious point. Like, I dated my current GF for a year and a half before I gave her a key, and I only gave her one because we were living together. LOL.
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      05-18-2016, 08:02 AM   #20289
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She is very trusting, which is cute. Or, she could be expecting you to make a similar offer for your own abode. *pondering face*


I would let her know that you like her a lot and out of respect, you will have to decline momentarily until the relationship progresses to a more serious point. Like, I dated my current GF for a year and a half before I gave her a key, and I only gave her one because we were living together. LOL.
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Well, when I sleep over she doesn't want me to wake up early when she goes to work so it's so I can sleep in ha.

Yeah I feel weird accepting it.

right?? I could be an insane person but I guess she sees this calm exterior and knows that I don't have enough energy to go bat shit crazy hahahah
She is very trusting, which is cute. Or, she could be expecting you to make a similar offer for your own abode. *pondering face*


I would let her know that you like her a lot and out of respect, you will have to decline momentarily until the relationship progresses to a more serious point. Like, I dated my current GF for a year and a half before I gave her a key, and I only gave her one because we were living together. LOL.
Actually - the gesture here is a little more complicated than you know. If you decline the key - it means she's in a different emotional place than you, and thus could lead to some issues.

It's like the first person in a relationship says 'I love you' but the other person doesn't say it back....

This is a tricky situation for sure. Mike. - you could just accept the key and continue to behave the same way....as if you don't have a key.
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      05-18-2016, 08:47 AM   #20291
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Lol dude they've only been dating like 2 weeks.
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Lol dude they've only been dating like 2 weeks.
The real question is, when's she due?

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The real question is, when's she due?

#nohex #notsuperstitious
Heh.


What plans have you got for today? Anything the wife have for you?
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The real question is, when's she due?

#nohex #notsuperstitious
Heh.


What plans have you got for today? Anything the wife have for you?
Lamely, it's the busiest work time of year. I left early for meetings and won't be home till evening. Will actually celebrate Sunday. Have to skip "nooner". Breakfast and midnight snack only this year
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Best birthday present ever. Love it. In exchange, so as not to punish your doing something awesome, I will not be making the beginning section my new sig. Thanks for the present!
But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
Waiting with "bated" breath.
Sorry, I forgot that you've already seen a pic of my wife's ass.

So here is a pic of mine. Happy Birthday!
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So here is a pic of mine. Happy Birthday!
Thanks. I see you got your ass all high on Coke.
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Lamely, it's the busiest work time of year. I left early for meetings and won't be home till evening. Will actually celebrate Sunday. Have to skip "nooner". Breakfast and midnight snack only this year
Aw. :-/


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DO i accept a key to the apartment? This is a serious question..

its moving quick but I kind of like it..
Oh geez, Mike. This is not a good sign. I assume you've accepted the key so it's too awkward to give it back but you should make it known that you think it's too early.
I can already predict your next posts about her... she's gonna start to be needy and jealous. Hey wait, you need that crazy/hot chart. She is hot, so here comes the crazy...
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Mike's getting keys to his girl's place and I'm over here trying to find a girl I can have a convo with for more than 6 texts long.

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Mike's getting keys to his girl's place and I'm over here trying to find a girl I can have a convo with for more that 6 texts long.

And the girl is actually hot.
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And the girl is actually hot.
Damn you! That was a low blow!

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And the girl is actually hot.
Damn you! That was a low blow!

Pics for verification?
I've seen the pics and she's hot. But now he's gonna pay the price
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Mike's getting keys to his girl's place and I'm over here trying to find a girl I can have a convo with for more than 6 texts long.

Hey, that's 6 texts more than I get so you're doing good
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I've seen the pics and she's hot. But now he's gonna pay the price
Oh the joys of dating hot girls. Good times. Too bad I never learn and am stubborn in what I like in a girl.
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Hey, that's 6 texts more than I get so you're doing good
I wouldn't exactly call this a win in my book. Lol
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