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      12-18-2008, 02:15 PM   #1
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Good Nursing

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are
my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know
Sir.. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but
listen very, very closely......I asked, 'Are my test results back? '
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      12-18-2008, 03:24 PM   #2
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      12-18-2008, 03:53 PM   #3
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      12-18-2008, 11:14 PM   #4
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      12-19-2008, 12:47 AM   #5
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      12-19-2008, 01:43 AM   #6
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A guy fell asleep one day while sunbathing and received severe sunburn on his legs. He was brought to hospital in great pain and the nurses applied burn lotion to his legs. The doctor came by and the nurse asked if he could prescribe something for the patient. The doctor scribbled out a prescription and gave it to the nurse. She read it, 500mG of Viagra, "Will this help his burns?" she asked. No replied the doctor but it'll keep the sheet off his legs.
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      12-23-2008, 09:24 PM   #9
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