I like my women like I like my...

jaye944 · 06-25-2018, 07:33 AM

I like my women, like my Chinese takeout... Chinese

jaye944 · 06-25-2018, 07:35 AM

Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all

kscarrol · 06-25-2018, 07:36 AM

62? What's the new one as I only recall 61?

jaye944 · 06-25-2018, 07:36 AM

no need to thank me

jaye944 · 06-25-2018, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kscarrol

62? What's the new one as I only recall 61?

62... Dawg..... BMW drivers

Turkish Pickle · 06-26-2018, 08:42 PM

I like my women like I like my cars.

Trustworthy but boring on weekdays, then a completely different one that's actually fun if high maintenance on weekends.

Delta0311 · 06-27-2018, 07:59 AM

Like I like my penny stocks. Pump, dump, and leave some other asshole holding the bag.

TheWatchGuy · 06-27-2018, 08:13 AM

Like my Golf Game. In the 80s with a slight handicap

Like my Coffee. Thrown in a sack and brought from South America

AMSWagon · 06-27-2018, 03:13 PM

I like my women like I like a 2x4' flat on all sides and easy to screw.

Turkish Pickle · 06-27-2018, 03:57 PM

I like my girl like I like portillo's chocolate cake. rich, creamy and thicc

jaye944 · 06-27-2018, 04:57 PM

I like my women, like I like my steak, dead

(I did try going extreme ultra blue, in other words, while the blood is still pumping,
but when I sat next to the cow, and stuck it with my fork, it yelled MOOOO and bolted.
though that said, it was ok with my pouring a bucket of béarnaise sauce all over it's hind quarters

NEFARIOUS · 06-29-2018, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all

OK then...

I like my women like Helen Reddy's hit song: Strong, invincible, and WOMAN.

Wish there was a song about being cisgendered, naturally XX-chromosomal female to prove my point, but oh well, this'll have to do.

Another 2 because the last one was not that funny but had to be said, but now you want something less PC?

I like my women like my 4K TV: Thin, highly defined, turned on, and in my bedroom.

I like my women like this sentence: No period

TheWatchGuy · 06-29-2018, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all

Fine...

I like my men like my dad; non existent

CTinline-six · 06-29-2018, 09:45 AM

Exhaust. Quiet when cruising but really screams when I get on 'er.

MKSixer · 06-29-2018, 09:58 AM

Like my Starbucks. Hot, Blonde roasted, with a little whip.

Lups · 06-29-2018, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all

Is this a challenge?

MKSixer · 06-29-2018, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Is this a challenge?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_te...m_options.html

Lups · 06-29-2018, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_te...m_options.html

I mean the question but I'm also pretty sure old farty man is not listed there, I want mine to be included

jaye944 · 06-29-2018, 11:41 AM

Lup's love, life IS a challenge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Is this a challenge?

Lups · 06-29-2018, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaye944

Lup's love, life IS a challenge

Yeah, but this felt like a man thread, a safe place for you. If I open my mouth here, you're all mad.

jaye944 · 06-29-2018, 12:05 PM

In the words of one of the worlds greatest poets, Tupac

"I ain't mad atcha"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, but this felt like a man thread, a safe place for you. If I open my mouth here, you're all mad.

jaye944 · 06-29-2018, 12:06 PM

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

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