What are the funniest compliments you have gotten about your car

///WeissBisBlau · 03-19-2014, 11:54 AM

Almost forgot about this little jewel from a girl I work with that thinks nobody's a manlier man than her. She's into like old school muscle cars and such.

"
That's a cute little hood scoop on your car"

Edward · 03-19-2014, 12:46 PM

This thread teaches me that to most people, a 4 door M3 isn't a BMW or isn't a real M3.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-19-2014, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward

This thread teaches me that to most people, a 4 door M3 isn't a BMW or isn't a real M3.

That's like..."BAM"! Now you realy need to watch out man ...think twice before saying this on this forum !

mid-corner fun · 03-19-2014, 01:01 PM

At a gas station:

"I didn't know these come with a cloth roof"
Me: "It's a CF roof"
"Yes, that's what I said"

Edward · 03-19-2014, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mid-corner fun

At a gas station:

"I didn't know these come with a cloth roof"
Me: "It's a CF roof"
"Yes, that's what I said"

My roof is made of carbon leather. I don't know what you're talking about. It also happens to be see through so it's a carbon leather panoramic roof. All the best.

kwality · 03-19-2014, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward

My roof is made of carbon leather. I don't know what you're talking about. It also happens to be see through so it's a carbon leather panoramic roof. All the best.

i have the same with solar power as well. it is a hidden option that you need to have coded on.

Yoddha · 03-19-2014, 01:32 PM

I once pulled up at a Safeway and had just parked and started walking to the store, and this middle aged man in a Caddy pulled up and said, "Hey man that is a sweet car! But how about you park it at a distance and walk a little more so that it doesn't get hit by some dumb a**" and then gave me a thumbs up while leaving. I took his advice and moved it to the very back lol.

///WeissBisBlau · 03-19-2014, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by M__3__R__A__G__E

I once pulled up at a Safeway and had just parked and started walking to the store, and this middle aged man in a Caddy pulled up and said, "Hey man that is a sweet car! But how about you park it at a distance and walk a little more so that it doesn't get hit by some dumb a**" and then gave me a thumbs up while leaving. I took his advice and moved it to the very back lol.

Aaaaaaand some redneck with a mullet and some half broken down Jimmy went and parked so close to you that you couldn't open your door when you got back. AMIRIGHT?

///WeissBisBlau · 03-19-2014, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnaflux

Small Penis Parking

OMG, that is so great!!! LMFAO!!!

ChrisF · 03-19-2014, 03:32 PM

"Nice chick car" - from my GT3 friends

glockperfect · 03-19-2014, 03:36 PM

My boss suggested that I go pick up a rusty beach cruiser bicycle. Said I couldn't. He was like "oh yeah, you have a mustang or something, right?"

Uh yeah, it's like a Mustang.

Yoddha · 03-19-2014, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ///WeissBlitz76

Aaaaaaand some redneck with a mullet and some half broken down Jimmy went and parked so close to you that you couldn't open your door when you got back. AMIRIGHT?

He didn't have a mullet, but sadly, yes

6underpressure · 03-19-2014, 06:06 PM

"Hey!! You have exhaust leak"(during cold start)

Jamesomania · 03-19-2014, 06:19 PM

I think I'm gonna go for a ride now that I've read all of this

miss my car.

ybbiz34 · 03-19-2014, 06:54 PM

When I had my F30 M Sport 335i, at least once a week: "Is that the new M3?"

With the C63, an elderly grocery employee carting bags to my trunk: "What is this? A Mercedes hot rod?"

US///M3 · 03-19-2014, 07:06 PM

I have an AW/ cf roof E92, some drunk chick outside a bar told me that I had a reeeally nice Scion.hahaha

JTO24 · 03-19-2014, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisF

"Nice chick car" - from my GT3 friends

I wish I had gt3 friends.. Actually, I wish I was the gt3 friend.

mamadub · 03-19-2014, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dagolfpro

hahaha Cheryl. So, we call the girls in Old Scottsdale gold diggers, what do you call guys that hit on you?

Usually losers!

jtodd_fl · 03-19-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JTO24

I wish I had gt3 friends.. Actually, I wish I was the gt3 friend.

I just wish I had friends.... but, as we all know, M3 drivers don't have friends.

mamadub · 03-19-2014, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BenchRacerYo

I honestly can't stand it there! Haha you should come by the Pavillions some time, it's always nice to have more M3s out there.

I am always at the Pavs! All the guys with the Bimmers down there know me. I park in the BMW "row" and I usually have my roof half open. It freaks people out.

Come by and find me and say Hi.

Are you going to the Festival of Speed at Windgate Ranch this Saturday?

jtodd_fl · 03-19-2014, 07:38 PM

Mine wasn't totally funny, but I was with my wife at a grocery store - parked way out. Across from me was a 911 Carrera. An 50s guy and his wife came out to that car as my wife and I were getting out. He said, "Man, that is a nice car." I replied, of course, "I was thinking the same about yours." Yeah, dick magnet. Notice SHE didn't say it.

BenchRacerYo · 03-19-2014, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mamadub

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Originally Posted by BenchRacerYo

I honestly can't stand it there! Haha you should come by the Pavillions some time, it's always nice to have more M3s out there.

I am always at the Pavs! All the guys with the Bimmers down there know me. I park in the BMW "row" and I usually have my roof half open. It freaks people out.

Come by and find me and say Hi.

Are you going to the Festival of Speed at Windgate Ranch this Saturday?

I didn't even know there was a thing down there...what time?

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Edward Colonel 377 Rep 2,982 Posts Drives: 2013.9999 E92 Jerez ZCP Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	This thread teaches me that to most people, a 4 door M3 isn't a BMW or isn't a real M3.
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mid-corner fun Lieutenant Colonel 81 Rep 1,510 Posts Drives: F80 M3, '22 X3MC Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ iTrader: (5)	At a gas station: "I didn't know these come with a cloth roof" Me: "It's a CF roof" "Yes, that's what I said"
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ybbiz34 Brigadier General 670 Rep 4,959 Posts Drives: 2023 330i M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	When I had my F30 M Sport 335i, at least once a week: "Is that the new M3?" With the C63, an elderly grocery employee carting bags to my trunk: "What is this? A Mercedes hot rod?" __________________ Current: '23 G20 M Sport 330i Current: '20 X253 GLC300 SUV Gone: '20 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '18 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '13 W204 C63 Sedan
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US///M3 Banned 98 Rep 1,265 Posts Drives: 1973 Jensen Interceptor Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Shanghai, People's Republic of China iTrader: (0)	I have an AW/ cf roof E92, some drunk chick outside a bar told me that I had a reeeally nice Scion.hahaha
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