Messed with a Fit..... and Lost

[Sebringjetta]

Originally Posted by Magnaflux

Agreed. This should be move to off-topic for maximum enjoyment

thought all the OT guys already joined in....lmao looks like op is getting broke off proper...

[Sebringjetta]

Originally Posted by jawwadh

She made u sleep on the couch for that.... Hmm u sure u wanna get married?

well when they get a divorce ill buy op's car from him for cheap......

[duk]

vtec hurt ur feelings yo

[Magnaflux]

Originally Posted by Sebringjetta

thought all the OT guys already joined in....lmao looks like op is getting broke off proper...

OP @ the fiance.

[jqsmooth]

i, for one, enjoyed your story. thanks for the laugh.

went out for a drive over the weekend after not touching the car for over a month. did not realize what I had in my garage. so fun, so engaging. wish it was my daily.

[shu5892001]

Ye wow guys, give the guy a break. He just wanted to entertain us with a little story of his, he mess with his fiance not some random person. I play with my gf on the road all the time just because I know it's her

[Vic311]

Originally Posted by shu5892001

Ye wow guys, give the guy a break. He just wanted to entertain us with a little story of his, he mess with his fiance not some random person.

The internet can be brutal at times.

[Sebringjetta]

Originally Posted by Vic311

The internet can be brutal at times.

found a pic of op's M3

[Sebringjetta]

Originally Posted by Magnaflux

OP @ the fiance.

well done sir well done.....

[Craigy]

Bruh, when are you going to put the fiancee in something nicer than a Honda Fit?

And yeah if she puts you on the couch for that you might need to rethink that engagement

[D88]

Originally Posted by Craigy

Bruh, when are you going to put the fiancee in something nicer than a Honda Fit?

And yeah if she puts you on the couch for that you might need to rethink that engagement

Working on it but since I just got mine she might have to wait a little bit.

Originally Posted by Sebringjetta

Ok If No One Will Say It I Will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pics Of Your Fiance Or It Never Happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel uncomfortable letting you fap to my fiance

Originally Posted by M3-S65

So let me get this straight.

1. First, it was your fiancee in the Fit. She then got mad at you for having some fun?
2. Second, you posted on this forum a funny story, and other forum members immediately jumped to the conclusion you actually were racing a fit and started acting like your dad, wait, like your grandpa, wait no, like your boring, condescending grandpa?

So here is my advice:
1. Please as another M3 owner, do not marry your fiance. If she puts you on the couch, she then wears the pants. Over time she will work at you and you will soon be another boring condescending grandpa....but you will be driving a Camry.
2. Never post anything amusing on this forum...M3 owners are jerks....this has been factually proven, so don't take anything they write seriously. (unless you put a disclaimer)

Disclaimer: This post, like the original OP was written in jest. If you drive a BMW and you are a jerk...please do not get butt hurt, become angry for some reason or attack me...I am like you ...I own a BMW also, and I also am a jerk. Except, I really am a bigger jerk because mine has DCT, ZCP and a M specific color, and I think my M3 is better than yours.. JK

Sure learned my lesson. Don't want to offend the e-thugs on here and start an e-fight. For the everyone else that enjoyed my stories I'm glad that it's original purpose was served.

Originally Posted by jawwadh

She made u sleep on the couch for that.... Hmm u sure u wanna get married?

Yup, She was the one pushing me to get the M3 so I wouldn't be here to be flamed if she wasn't behind me

Originally Posted by Sebringjetta

op must be on the right...looks like his back hurts from sleeping on the couch.....

whoa now didn't we establish i was the hairy guy in cambits previous pic

[D88]

Originally Posted by Sebringjetta

found a pic of op's M3

I feel like there should be at least 3 batman symbols on this ride...

[V8FunNaturally]

Originally Posted by shu5892001

Ye wow guys, give the guy a break. He just wanted to entertain us with a little story of his, he mess with his fiance not some random person. I play with my gf on the road all the time just because I know it's her

+1


but OP with all due respect your story sounds fabricated, maybe that explains the flop. Who does not recognize his fiance's car and tries to race it ?? We the audience demand real stories. M3 owners hate fake things. Lol.

[D88]

Originally Posted by sunsweet

+1


but OP with all due respect your story sounds fabricated, maybe that explains the flop. Who does not recognize his fiance's car and tries to race it ?? We the audience demand real stories. M3 owners hate fake things. Lol.

No I knew it was her and she knew it was me. I just left that part out intentionally to add to punch at the end. If I said I raced my fiance's Fit at the beginning most people would stop reading and move on.

I wouldn't even pick on a Fit unless it was my fiance again

[Chris M4CS]

Nice story! I think my wife would do the same thing.

[M3-S65]

Originally Posted by D88

No I knew it was her and she knew it was me. I just left that part out intentionally to add to punch at the end. If I said I raced my fiance's Fit at the beginning most people would stop reading and move on.

I wouldn't even pick on a Fit unless it was my fiance again

I raced a Smart the other day and lost...probably my DCT..at least you won.

Disclaimer: I never raced a Smart ...I'm too scared, they look pretty fast.

[4corners]

Do Not Marry That Woman!

[bigtracing]

was anyone else hoping they were going to read read a story about a crazy sleeper fit that smoked the ops m3 lol either way funny story.
don't pick on smart cars. Google hyabusa smartcar lol

[positiveions]

Didn't anyone warn you: you'll never win with a woman.