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      10-14-2018, 07:48 AM   #1
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      10-14-2018, 09:36 AM   #2
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I don't understand why people keep pumping gas after their tank is full and the pump cuts off. It wastes money.
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      10-14-2018, 07:30 PM   #3
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#6 - Pay attention while driving and don't do things like talk to a camera while using one hand to make gestures.
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      10-15-2018, 10:31 AM   #4
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      10-15-2018, 10:50 AM   #5
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The only one I agree with the most is people who go from reverse to drive. I've pumped gas before where it stops and my tank isnt full. I do one extra squeeze to make sure it is full.
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I don't understand why people keep pumping gas after their tank is full and the pump cuts off. It wastes money.
How does it waste money unless the tank doesnt hold it.
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      10-15-2018, 01:15 PM   #7
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Do not put those gay eyelashes on your headlights.
Do the stuffed animal reindeer antler ornaments that destroy your window sealing and get chiseled off with an ice pick well into February count?
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      10-15-2018, 01:27 PM   #8
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#6. Don't talk about sh*t you have no idea about, such as gas tanks and how much is in them.

#7. Don't wear ghey shades.
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      10-15-2018, 02:31 PM   #9
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Do the stuffed animal reindeer antler ornaments that destroy your window sealing and get chiseled off with an ice pick well into February count?
More stupid.
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      10-15-2018, 02:46 PM   #10
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That guy is extremely annoying.....and douchey....I bet he gets all the clam.

Maybe he'll make a video about how he got that haircut or 5 things to not do with women.
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One hand @ 12 o' clock instantly makes me know not to watch this video.
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      10-15-2018, 03:43 PM   #12
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#6. Don't talk about sh*t you have no idea about, such as gas tanks and how much is in them.

#7. Don't wear ghey shades.

What are ghey shades? What if you're ghey? Can you wear ghey shades then?

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Don't put RIP of a loved one and the date they were stabbed/shot. It's a car, not a memorial.

Don't put a sticker of the Ring if you've never driven the Ring

Don't put the shocker sticker unless you want people to know how classless you are.
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      10-15-2018, 03:53 PM   #13
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Ha, Ring stickers on cars that very likely have never been to Germany make me laugh. There's a guy near me with a near clone of my Mk7 GTI with one on his.

So you're saying you shipped your made in Mexico car to Germany, then back to the US just to sport that sticker?

I've driven the Ring (badly) in rental cars, but I'm not throwing that sticker on any of my cars.
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      10-15-2018, 04:01 PM   #14
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What are ghey shades? What if you're ghey? Can you wear ghey shades then?

Here's mine:

Don't put RIP of a loved one and the date they were stabbed/shot. It's a car, not a memorial.

Don't put a sticker of the Ring if you've never driven the Ring

Don't put the shocker sticker unless you want people to know how classless you are.
Agreed on the rolling memorials. Shocker stickers are for a rare breed of individuals who think humor>class, little do they realize this isn't funny.

As for the ghey shades, if one is truly gay, they would not wear ghey shades. The gay men that I know typically have more class than the non-gays or the majority of gay women for that matter, and wouldn't be caught dead in ghey shades.
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      10-15-2018, 04:12 PM   #15
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Dont drive with one hand on top of the steering wheel.....
And put that seatbelt on....
What an utter idiot....talks about cars but doesnt know how to drive....
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      10-15-2018, 04:17 PM   #16
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What are ghey shades? What if you're ghey? Can you wear ghey shades then?

Here's mine:

Don't put RIP of a loved one and the date they were stabbed/shot. It's a car, not a memorial.

Don't put a sticker of the Ring if you've never driven the Ring

Don't put the shocker sticker unless you want people to know how classless you are.
Agreed on the rolling memorials. Shocker stickers are for a rare breed of individuals who think humor>class, little do they realize this isn't funny.

As for the ghey shades, if one is truly gay, they would not wear ghey shades. The gay men that I know typically have more class than the non-gays or the majority of gay women for that matter, and wouldn't be caught dead in ghey shades.
I still don't know what gay shades are!!
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      10-15-2018, 08:39 PM   #17
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How about the hanging testicles from the rear hitch?
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I still don't know what gay shades are!!
They’re not ghey shades that’s one thing for sure.
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      10-15-2018, 08:51 PM   #19
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How about the hanging testicles from the rear hitch?
Complete lack of class. Little girls everywhere get to be familiar with balls long before they should thanks to these morons.
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      10-15-2018, 09:33 PM   #21
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i can do whatever i want with my car. the passenger isnt allowed to eat, drink anything other than water, put their feet up
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I highly do not recommend picking your nose if you’ve got an alcantara steering wheel or shift knob.
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