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      06-22-2018, 02:26 PM   #1
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Jameis Winston grabs clams

First, our model citizen rapes a student, then he shouts sexist comments in the cafeteria. He completes the trifecta by grabbing crab legs from a Publix.

Now, this guy decides he prefers to grab clams! Is it that hard to not have a sex crime once every 5 years?

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Trump said it was okay so I dont see the problem.
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maybe that's the Florida state's motto? Crabs, Clams or Bust?
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His behavior may be trending towards less rapey and hes just hungry. Perhaps he accidentally grabbed clam while trying to steal food at drive thru?
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His behavior may be trending towards less rapey and hes just hungry. Perhaps he accidentally grabbed clam while trying to steal food at drive thru?
Are we still talking about clams - the seafood?
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Are we still talking about clams - the seafood?
Didnt mention which restaurant so hard to say.
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mookie45 defend yer boy!
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lol I have no idea what’s up but passengers (females only) have been grabbing me lately. Maybe because I’m such a sexy beast that attract the opposit sex? This female driver ‘Kate’ must be hawt as hell.

On a cereal note, the Bucs need to can his ass.

Another cereal note, these female passengers have been grabbing me everywhere but my privates.
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lol I have no idea whatís up but passengers (females only) have been grabbing me lately. Maybe because Iím such a sexy beast that attract the opposit sex? This female driver ĎKateí must be hawt as hell.

On a cereal note, the Bucs need to can his ass.

Another cereal note, these female passengers have been grabbing me everywhere but my privates.
That's cuz Canes men are much more attractive than Noles
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Time to sign up for uber black baby.
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That's cuz Canes men are much more attractive than Noles
Canít wait for that U sticker on my car. Gonna carry a bat to keep them off me.
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