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      05-14-2018, 09:53 PM   #23
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      05-14-2018, 10:31 PM   #24
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Have had several Porsche's (6or7) and would not trade, although at times during our relationship I would have gone for a test drive.
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Have had several Porsche's (6or7) and would not trade, although at times during our relationship I would have gone for a test drive.
HAHAHAHA!!

You sir, win the internet today. That's the funniest thing I've heard/read all day!!
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Brilliant!!
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      05-14-2018, 11:11 PM   #26
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I was going to say...Singer?
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I was going to say...Singer?
Or Ruf yellow bird. New stuff from Porsche just doesn't do it for me
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I'd gladly trade my first wife for a Porsche. Yeah, I'd take that trade all day long. The current wife, not so much.
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      05-15-2018, 12:29 AM   #29
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I'd gladly trade my first wife for a Porsche. Yeah, I'd take that trade all day long. The current wife, not so much.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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      05-15-2018, 06:18 AM   #30
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My wife told me to buy this.....so no need to trade as I have both.

Ok, it's not new but I always wanted a 993
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Hell no.

I'd trade him for a ford focus most days but hell no, no Porsche.
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      05-15-2018, 07:52 AM   #32
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way back when 'Autoweek' was called 'Competition Press', and it was a tabloid-sized newspaper that arrived at your door every week, and when pickup trucks and family-haulers were never ever mentioned, and all the pictures were in black-and-white, in the back of each issue was the greatest classified section that ever existed. you could shop for an RS61 or a Lotus 23 or an Elva Courier or just dream if you were a 14 y/o kid. which brings me (finally) to the point. there once appeared there my all-time favorite car ad:

1952 Jaguar fixed head coupe. Old English White, blood red hides. disc wheels, spats. No damage, runs great, almost never overheats. Wife says Jag goes or she goes. $1600 either one.

btw: "$1600" was a pretty typical price in those days. Today that same car would fetch $90K easy.
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      05-15-2018, 09:42 AM   #33
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you're asking this question of a group of BMW owners. BMW owners have no wives/GF's to trade
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      05-15-2018, 09:57 AM   #34
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I traded 2 wives (ex) for a new home, a 10 year old E93 and soon to be financial freedom. Who needs a Porsche?
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      05-15-2018, 11:00 AM   #36
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Being that this is a BMW forum...I am going to have to default to the typical fool defending his purchase and say: No I would not trade my wife because Porsches suck!
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I'll have my wife buy her own GT3, then just drive me around in it.
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      05-15-2018, 05:55 PM   #39
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Lets see a pic of your wife for comparison...
I show you guys my cars.....not my wife. Let my great taste in cars be your guide ..Phil
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      05-15-2018, 09:35 PM   #40
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Meh, a Porsche can't give me a BJ while driving a BMW.
But which is the better orgasm - that, or the perfect 3-2 downshift?
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      05-15-2018, 10:00 PM   #41
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That's a beauty!
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Hell anything is better than a wife.

I think a Ford pinto would have less breakdowns than my ex wife. Both are known to explode, but I'll take my chances with the car.
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Lets see a pic of your wife for comparison...
I show you guys my cars.....not my wife. Let my great taste in cars be your guide ………..Phil
think that's my fav paint for that car. well done!
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I just realized that this guy may be asking this question for real. Let us know how it goes for you buddy.
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