Oxymorons

SoYank · 03-04-2007, 04:55 AM

Per Webster Collegiate Dictionary:
oxymoron, äk-si-mōr-,än, is a combinationn of contradictory or incongruous words. For example: cruel kindness.

List your favourite(s).

jumbo shrimp
little big
pretty ugly
military intelligence
happily married
mighty weak
tasteful spoiler

enwhykiid · 03-04-2007, 12:34 PM

large chinese penis

teknochild · 03-04-2007, 12:37 PM

slow 335?

fast automatic (sorry i just had to, just take it as the joke it is)

cheap bmw?

sane woman...

mjh93sa · 03-04-2007, 12:59 PM

Microsoft Works

The living dead
Randomly selected
Government worker
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Genuine imitation
Government organization
Alone together
Small crowd
Business ethics
Butt Head
Sweet sorrow
"Now, then ..."
Passive aggression
Plastic glass
Definitely maybe
Pretty ugly
Working holiday

ski360 · 03-04-2007, 01:24 PM

speed limit

FirstClass · 03-04-2007, 02:03 PM

Dating Life in High School (Taken from a thread here)

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 03-04-2007, 05:04 PM

bittersweet

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teknochild Your resident 4um troll 123 Rep 2,020 Posts Drives: 335 coupe Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: fl iTrader: (0)	slow 335? fast automatic (sorry i just had to, just take it as the joke it is) cheap bmw? sane woman... __________________ RAWRrrrr
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