Comfort access - how to check if doors are locked?

Helmsman · 09-16-2021, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by InnerBlueSkies

Totally off topic, just found out the actuator on my driver's door is dead after 13 years. Probably went out months ago and I never realized it but it does mean even though all the doors locked, my driver's side remained ooen. Has done all the things and made all the sounds which indicated it was locked, all the doors locked, headlights flashed, etc..

Kind of a big deal as I usually leave it running when I go into convenience stores after clicking central lock on the remote.

Just something we all should be looking for as these cars age.

You leave the engine on while running into the shop?? Don't think we even can lock the car with engine on the way its programmed here.

timothy2001 · 09-16-2021, 05:32 AM

I think the PC term now is Vertically Challenged but that's a retarded representation of midgets.

Having the hooker in the truck ask politely to be let out and then checking to see if the power release unlocks the trunk is another best practice method to see if it's locked.

FFS......PC BS is so bad.

On a related topic, my remote range appears to be reduced, time for new batteries?

LakeSurfer · 09-16-2021, 09:17 AM

Just think, the person who can't figure out if his car is locked could be the guy who fixes the airplane you take your family on to a vacation, the one who assembled your car in the factory or built your house or filed your insurance claim or at best made your french fries at McDonald's. Something to think about.

UPSROD · 09-16-2021, 10:00 AM

Maybe read the owner manual!

Jive · 09-16-2021, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Dual purpose it will work. Also try a trunk monkey

Can we just streamline things and find a vertically retarded hooker monkey?

1MOREMOD · 09-16-2021, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jive

Can we just streamline things and find a vertically retarded hooker monkey?

One of the eastern countries may be able to provide such a thing. Or i could provide a monkey dating service for retard midgets if I get the up front support.

Racer-X · 09-16-2021, 04:08 PM

Keep what in your trunk?

1MOREMOD · 09-16-2021, 05:25 PM

You know I have a midget fetish right, id hit that

Racer-X · 09-16-2021, 05:36 PM

Don’t let lakesurfer know that fetish - they/them/blah blah blah will shame you and tell you what words to say and use and what you should like and hit!

Do people still retard the timing on their MG Midgets!?

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You know I have a midget fetish right, id hit that

InnerBlueSkies · 09-16-2021, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Helmsman

You leave the engine on while running into the shop?? Don't think we even can lock the car with engine on the way its programmed here.

Yep, all about Rod Bearing Preservation.

Blindside_137 · 09-16-2021, 08:47 PM

I do this all the time. Get stuck in a cycle for hours with the comfort access because every time I try to pull the handle to see if it locked, it unlocks again.

Mog-10 · 09-16-2021, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You know I have a midget fetish right, id hit that

+1

jayzbird · 09-16-2021, 11:42 PM

Ok, consensus is it *was* a silly question and the pile on is well deserved. Y’all are ruthless!

Helmsman · 09-17-2021, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jayzbird

Ok, consensus is it *was* a silly question and the pile on is well deserved. Y’all are ruthless!

Haha, yeah we can be a tough crowd but once one get used to it its pretty fun...

Welcome onboard again!

LakeSurfer · 09-17-2021, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jayzbird

Ok, consensus is it *was* a silly question and the pile on is well deserved. Y’all are ruthless!

You're taking the abuse better than I would and that's commendable for sure.

At least you didn't ask what the best type of oil is.

1MOREMOD · 09-28-2021, 10:43 PM

Well apparently I'm banned from all off topic now not sure what happened no response from anyone after 13 years here. Good looking out im the enemy.

MilehighM3 · 09-29-2021, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Well apparently I'm banned from all off topic now not sure what happened no response from anyone after 13 years here. Good looking out im the enemy.

Similar issue here- banned from engine section with no warnings or response as to why.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2021, 08:33 AM

Lame. Now I gotta get my news from the bathroom stalls?

LakeSurfer · 09-29-2021, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Lame. Now I gotta get my news from the bathroom stalls?

Probably more accurate than what's found on here.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2021, 03:13 PM

Guess need to fire up my onlyfans account

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