Don't you love it when you get a ticket for going 75 on the freeway?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

An F bomb is just and adjective. And you should be proud.

Inquiring minds want to know, and all the cool kids are doing it so I will close my office door and see what all the fuss is about. WhenI have nightmares tonight, I'm going to hunt you all down.

FTFY...

Any you're welcome. Let the mind expansion begin!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I can only imagine the look on your face now.

You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

EDIT - I have to add the smilies. Don't want you to think I really hate you.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

EDIT - I have to add the smilies. Don't want you to think I really hate you.

The second video is better......promise.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

The second video is better......promise.

Follow the bouncing ball - my eyes are bleeding.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

EDIT - I have to add the smilies. Don't want you to think I really hate you.

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

The second video is better......promise.

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Follow the bouncing ball - my eyes are bleeding.

Yes...YES!!! Let the Camel Toe Flow through you!!!

[TheWatchGuy]

Originally Posted by xQx

... the other thing I love to do is grab my license as soon as I'm pulled over, then get out of the car and walk towards the police car with my license in hand.

Do you want to get shot?

because this is how you get shot

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

Do you want to get shot?

because this is how you get shot

This is 3rd on the list of how to die quickly just behind Jumping off a Cliff or Bridge and Jumping out of a Skyscraper.

[Grumpy Old Man]

Originally Posted by xQx

While I love the off-topic diversion to prancercise; because who doesn't love prancercise?






... the other thing I love to do is grab my license as soon as I'm pulled over, then get out of the car and walk towards the police car with my license in hand.

It gets one of two reactions (and in the USA, I'd expect it'd get the first reaction only - so I wouldn't recommend that) - either you get told to get back in the car, or the officer walks up to you, in which case, I shake their hand, give them my license with the other, and suggest we stand off the road.

In the latter situation, I find a much greater chance of getting a fine knocked down or turned into a warning. You tend to have a much more relaxed conversation with the officer because you're on equal footing and his arse isn't in danger of being taken out by a passing truck.

Things must be very different in Australia. anywhere in North America you will get ordered to get back in your car, and likely not politely. You may get a pistol pointed at you if you're lucky you don't get shot. The police want you in your car for a number of reasons, among them is your safety as the copper needs to worry about his ass and the traffic and doesn't want to have to worry about yours, the bigger reason is it gives him a tactical advantage. And the police generaly don't want to shake hands with anyone and again there area number of reasons for this.

[Joekerr]

Yeah, I wouldn't be exiting my vehicle, and that is in Canada (not that there isn't a lot of gun crime here too). Maybe if it was absolutely an emergency and he wasn't getting out of his car fast enough...maybe. But then it would be hands in the air where he can see them and explaining what the emergency is.

Just can't see a good reason to exit the vehicle otherwise.

Down under must be different. Maybe it is because 90% of living things can kill you over there, so the police maybe just figure what's the difference, you are just part of the 90%...

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

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Things must be very different in Australia. anywhere in North America you will get ordered to get back in your car, and likely not politely. You may get a pistol pointed at you if you're lucky you don't get shot. The police want you in your car for a number of reasons, among them is your safety as the copper needs to worry about his ass and the traffic and doesn't want to have to worry about yours, the bigger reason is it gives him a tactical advantage. And the police generaly don't want to shake hands with anyone and again there area number of reasons for this.

This. Most of my family were in law enforcement. My brother is still an active sheriff's deputy. Best thing to do is stay in the car, keep your hands in plain view, and just be polite. 90% of the stuff they have to deal with is negative or an attack on them for doing their job, so yeah...some of them just wear the attitude up front. But most of the time if you are respectful, you will see that persona drop pretty quickly unless they are anal people to begin with.

Now some are dicks, but most of them are pretty cool. My daughter is marrying into a police family next month. The kid's dad is the swat team trainer, and his uncle is the coroner for our county.

Plus most of the city and county cops actually come over and take classes at our Aikido School just for added protection. We teach them that you have a certain amount of space around you that is yours, and if someone enters that space you immediately react.

The stories I hear of some of their crazier exploits sometimes make me cringe. An arm-bar is an effective deterrent....but add some leverage to that in the form of a club and things can get really painful.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You guys suck! I just watched the first one. That damn camel toe. All I can think of is that she must be waxed clean for it to be so defined. I hate you all.
I can't believe I actually just typed that.

EDIT - I have to add the smilies. Don't want you to think I really hate you.

Ah, HA HA HAHHA HHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

[Soul_Glo]

I got told off on the I-37 last year doing 75... for not keeping up with traffic! Every one was doing 80+
Must have been my lucky day.

[irishbimmer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

^This. I'll be scarred for life.



I'm afraid, very afraid.... Especially after reading that Now_Rudi was embarrassed his coworker caught him watching. If he's embarrassed, it's pretty fucking scary.

Rudi was also in the throes of a deep orgasm

[LQM5]

Originally Posted by BM dnobagaV

Peculiar OC cop decided to single me out out of all those around me going 70+ and hand me a ticket. I can try & explain the specificity of the situation but I still haven't fathomed it yet.
It's like being at work, doing your tasks, then having a supervisor come up to you and ordering you to do your job. This analogy is a carbon copy of what happened to me. I still can't fathom how or why or what


Let us all hope and pray he comes home to a cheating wife tonight. And that's a lenient prayer of what should happen to him

Analogy

Definition of an Analogy

1a : a comparison of two otherwise unlike things based on resemblance of a particular aspect
b : resemblance in some particulars between things otherwise unlike

2 : inference that if two or more things agree with one another in some respects they will probably agree in others

3 : correspondence between the members of pairs or sets of linguistic forms that serves as a basis for the creation of another form

[rlmesq]

I once got pulled over for doing about 75 mph on my Yamaha R1 on a freeway with a 65 limit. If I had been going any slower, cars would have run over me.

The California Highway Patrol officer seemed a little surprised when I took off my helmet and he saw I was a lawyer who had cross examined him in court, not some squirrelly kid.

Then the friend riding with me took off HIS helmet... and the officer found himself face to face with the traffic court judge. The cop muttered something about just pulling us over for a closer look at the bikes, then wished us a safe and fun ride while scurrying back to his car.

[rlmesq]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

Another line that is great for folks that blow stop signs goes like this. They will always say they slowed down. The line goes how about I pull out my baton and start hitting you, do you want me to slow down or stop.

My wife is one of the worst clients I've ever had. She got a red light camera ticket, so I went to court with her and reviewed the video with the cop who was there to lay foundation. It clearly showed her in her C300, driving up in the right turn lane past two lanes of cars stopped for the light, then blowing the light as she turned right.

The officer offered a plea to coasting, which is a lower fine and a non-moving violation that won't affect your insurance. When I said that was reasonable, she interjected, "But I was turning!"

I excused us to the hallway, where I explained that you have to come to a full stop before turning right on a red light. It took some convincing ("who's the criminal defense attorney here?") but she finally (and reluctantly) agreed.

Two weeks later, when I told the story at her sister's house, her brother in law started laughing. It turned out that her sister had done... and said... exactly the same thing a month earlier.

"What do you expect?" said my wife. "The same dad taught us both to drive."