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      08-19-2018, 12:06 PM   #155
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I'd imagine people have a routine at the gym. If they come and leave same time, you could hang outside and "run into them."

Might be better to do it at the end. She's blown of some steam and if you get shot down, it won't be an awkward workout. lol
LOL, I had my chance...she even parked next to my cool car, but I didnt walk fast enough and she made it inside her car before I could catch up
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That means I have an expensive car, which costs me a shit load to run and maintain
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This was used on me by a gold digger as I was getting inside my car about a month ago:

"That $150K sure looks good on you."

My gf came out during the exchange before I could say anything, opened the door, got in and just said: "Drive. Now."

I just pretended the whole thing happened to someone else.
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      08-20-2018, 04:13 PM   #162
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When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.
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      08-21-2018, 08:46 AM   #164
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When I was single I was kind of a jerk...DUH. It worked most of the time. I challenge them and frustrated them but was fun about it. It's all about body language and picking up on subconscious movement and queues. I recently had two bartenders falling over each other to talk to me. One was twirling her hair and the other was "fixing her bra" from the other end of the bar. I was giving them relationship advice....works EVERY time.
You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?
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& a glutton for punishment
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You challenge & frustrate them by giving relationship advice?
No, two different things. The frustration part has nothing to do with the real life example I gave. The girl was asking for advice which in itself is a wide open door.
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      08-21-2018, 03:30 PM   #167
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Have you ever seen a penis that is $2.50 long, in quarters? If I show you, would you agree to dinner?

You will never make it to dinner.
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I have 3 words for you honey

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you called?
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      08-25-2018, 07:31 PM   #171
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