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///M Power-Belgium · 11-01-2015, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I thank you guys for the support for the past two months. My mother in law is in a better place now finally at peace. I'm dropping off my wife at the airport in about 6 hours from now and I'll drive up Tuesday with our son and stepdaughter. 62 years young

May she RIP .

Axius · 11-02-2015, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I thank you guys for the support for the past two months. My mother in law is in a better place now finally at peace. I'm dropping off my wife at the airport in about 6 hours from now and I'll drive up Tuesday with our son and stepdaughter. 62 years young

Thoughts and prayers to you, man.

rohitsja · 11-02-2015, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I thank you guys for the support for the past two months. My mother in law is in a better place now finally at peace. I'm dropping off my wife at the airport in about 6 hours from now and I'll drive up Tuesday with our son and stepdaughter. 62 years young

May her soul be at peace and hopefully in a better place. Sorry to hear that man

Axius · 11-02-2015, 08:20 AM

I had a dream last night, where I was with some buddies, and apparently they took this guy off into the woods and murdered him. I wasn't there for it, but off somewhere else out by some soccer fields or something. They came up to me and asked me to help cover it up, so I stupidly agreed. For whatever reason, they hid the body in a dumpster by the soccer field, and later that day there was a huge tournament.

So I'm at the tournament, where the body is, that I helped dispose, just sitting in the bleachers watching a game. I see some cops looking around and I paid no mind thinking I was in the clear when they pointed at me. Obviously couldn't go anywhere so I walked down and followed them. They questioned me up and down, and I just played the "I don't know card".

I woke up with this pitting feeling in my stomach, like I was actually being interrogated and helped cover up a murder. It was really fucking weird.

I also had a dream where I jumped out of a plane, but I chose to do it, without a parachute, because I knew I was having a dream, and wanted to see what it would feel like to just free fall knowing I wasn't actually going to die.

THAT was a really fucking weird dream. I know there's such a thing as lucid dreams, which is what it seemed like, I couldn't shake it when I woke up, I thought I died even though I woke up before I hit the ground.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-02-2015, 08:55 AM

I LOVE meetings that have ZERO effect on my division, but require my presence.....ALL F'N DAY....

V1.47fan · 11-02-2015, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I had a dream last night, where I was with some buddies, and apparently they took this guy off into the woods and murdered him. I wasn't there for it, but off somewhere else out by some soccer fields or something. They came up to me and asked me to help cover it up, so I stupidly agreed. For whatever reason, they hid the body in a dumpster by the soccer field, and later that day there was a huge tournament.

So I'm at the tournament, where the body is, that I helped dispose, just sitting in the bleachers watching a game. I see some cops looking around and I paid no mind thinking I was in the clear when they pointed at me. Obviously couldn't go anywhere so I walked down and followed them. They questioned me up and down, and I just played the "I don't know card".

I woke up with this pitting feeling in my stomach, like I was actually being interrogated and helped cover up a murder. It was really fucking weird.

I also had a dream where I jumped out of a plane, but I chose to do it, without a parachute, because I knew I was having a dream, and wanted to see what it would feel like to just free fall knowing I wasn't actually going to die.

THAT was a really fucking weird dream. I know there's such a thing as lucid dreams, which is what it seemed like, I couldn't shake it when I woke up, I thought I died even though I woke up before I hit the ground.

Sorry to hear about your nightmares, Bubbs.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:01 AM

Don't be sorry. I learned that I can control what happens in my dreams.

Tonight I'm going to dream about finding Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter and motorboat her allllllll night long.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Don't be sorry. I learned that I can control what happens in my dreams.

Tonight I'm going to dream about finding Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter and motorboat her allllllll night long.

Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:15 AM

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Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Then I take you out for a candle and moon lit dinner in lieu of saving me from eternal suffocation from said bosom.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:18 AM

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Then dream that you got stuck and I had to throw you a rope to save you from her giant bosom.

Then I take you out for a candle and moon lit dinner in lieu of saving me from eternal suffocation from said bosom.

But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:20 AM

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But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

But it's not until you realize that I only did it to save your life. I used my rejuvenation powers to restore your hair back to it's original luster, and your tears turn into laughter.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:21 AM

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But my hair catches fire on the candle and you throw a glass of water at my head and I run away crying.

But it's not until you realize that I only did it to save your life. I used my rejuvenation powers to restore your hair back to it's original luster, and your tears turn into laughter.

Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:33 AM

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Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

only to realize it wasn't a dream at all?

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:37 AM

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Hahahaa

ok and then you woke up

only to realize it wasn't a dream at all?

But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:43 AM

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But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Not anymore, just for the duration it takes for your hair to get long again. Then we can be back in love.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:46 AM

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But then I had short hair and you didn't love me anymore

Not anymore, just for the duration it takes for your hair to get long again. Then we can be back in love.

Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-02-2015, 09:48 AM

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Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

The hair of Asian girls look always good !

RJ_ · 11-02-2015, 09:50 AM

This is getting better than Mystic Nights.

bimmette · 11-02-2015, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

This is getting better than Mystic Nights.

And then Jake from State Farm called to tell me my hair sounded hideous.

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:55 AM

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Running to hair salon to get extensions put in.

We would make such a great team. Come to the east coast?

Axius · 11-02-2015, 09:57 AM

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And then Jake from State Farm called to tell me my hair sounded hideous.

But today, Jake made a great mistake. He forgot to wear his khakis. Instead, he decided to wear a mini skirt to try and woo his new cube mate, Franklin.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-02-2015, 10:01 AM

Axius and bimmette - You two get a room, Jeez!!

But seriously - East Coast Tara does have a nice ring to it

11-02-2015, 08:20 AM	#16218
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I had a dream last night, where I was with some buddies, and apparently they took this guy off into the woods and murdered him. I wasn't there for it, but off somewhere else out by some soccer fields or something. They came up to me and asked me to help cover it up, so I stupidly agreed. For whatever reason, they hid the body in a dumpster by the soccer field, and later that day there was a huge tournament. So I'm at the tournament, where the body is, that I helped dispose, just sitting in the bleachers watching a game. I see some cops looking around and I paid no mind thinking I was in the clear when they pointed at me. Obviously couldn't go anywhere so I walked down and followed them. They questioned me up and down, and I just played the "I don't know card". I woke up with this pitting feeling in my stomach, like I was actually being interrogated and helped cover up a murder. It was really fucking weird. I also had a dream where I jumped out of a plane, but I chose to do it, without a parachute, because I knew I was having a dream, and wanted to see what it would feel like to just free fall knowing I wasn't actually going to die. THAT was a really fucking weird dream. I know there's such a thing as lucid dreams, which is what it seemed like, I couldn't shake it when I woke up, I thought I died even though I woke up before I hit the ground.
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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Don't be sorry. I learned that I can control what happens in my dreams. Tonight I'm going to dream about finding Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter and motorboat her allllllll night long.
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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1203 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	This is getting better than Mystic Nights.
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