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      07-02-2018, 10:30 PM   #23
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Way back local radio station had a promo and I "got my kit together". Some mre and water in a bright red bag. One for each car and a larger one for house. Includes blanket and some basic first aid.

With the resources in the back yard (chickens, garden, cactus, fruit trees , ammo) would prefer to defend in place if at all possible
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Why would one assume, just because I'm a Texan, I would have a "go bag"?
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Why would one assume, just because I'm a Texan, I would have a "go bag"?
It's the accent...they're yelling go back, not go bag.
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What the fuck am I reading? What's a go bag? Ho- bag I know and absolutely approve but go bag?

Why do you people make my life this hard.
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What's a go-bag? Never heard that term before
I'm with you. I haven't been this out in a bag conversation since my friend texted me from his hand bag shopping trip.
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      07-03-2018, 12:15 AM   #28
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Its goat bag, used to carry milk
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Its goat bag, used to carry milk
Oh, I don't think that's very eco, but I guess the fur isolates the white gold from the weather.

Fine, now I'll pay attention. Your post covered all my interest points.
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What the fuck am I reading? What's a go-ahead bag? Ho- bag I know and absolutely approve but go bag?

What do you people make my life this hard.
The opposite of this longer and odder than necessary bit o' entertainment you experienced with me...
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The opposite of this longer and odder than necessary bit o' entertainment you experienced with me...
Hahahaaha! From all of our airport time, that trip is still my favorite. That couple was so freaking funny too.

I don't know anyone besides you who can reference shit from almost a year ago with a single photo and the fact that you know I remember immediately something that random still is the reason you're stuck with me.
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I haven't been this out in a bag conversation since my friend texted me from his hand bag shopping trip.
Damnit it's not a handbag. Just for that, the disturbing elephant is coming your way...
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Damnit it's not a handbag. Just for that, the disturbing elephant is coming your way...
It's a handbag! It's the closest thing of girly shopping I've ever done so I'm counting it as such!!
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The opposite of this longer and odder than necessary bit o' entertainment you experienced with me...
Hahahaaha! From all of our airport time, that trip is still my favorite. That couple was so freaking funny too.

I don't know anyone besides you who can reference shit from almost a year ago with a single photo and the fact that you know I remember immediately something that random still is the reason you're stuck with me.
Well it was the only time I've seen a chihuahua leap out of a LV satchel, gnaw half of its owners face off, then spend the next hour listening to them loudly try and come up with some delusional plan on how to get me to fuck the wife in one of the shower rooms while you listened in. Some things are difficult to forget...like one of the other parts of that trip.

Who knew the ambien zombie trip to nowhere would be bumped off completely for failure to meet the oddity criteria.
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Well it was the only time I've seen a chihuahua leap out of a LV satchel, gnaw half of its owners face off, then spend the next hour listening to them loudly try and come up with some delusional plan on how to get me to fuck the wife in one of the shower rooms while you listened in. Some things are difficult to forget...like one of the other parts of that trip.
Yeah, that's something that never gets old! That trip is my favorite of all of our journeys. You even taught me jeans words then, but I have to Google what a shatchel and lv is one day.

Lol, Ambien zombie was fun too, but nothing, absolutely nothing has topped that one. I swear to coffee nothing beats combination.
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What situation are we talking about here because having a "go-bag" is sorta my thing and it's kind of funny that MKSixer would have me in mind!

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Texas, see "don't mess with".
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What situation are we talking about here because having a "go-bag" is sorta my thing and it's kind of funny that MKSixer would have me in mind!

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1911 Colt .45
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Ha!
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Do our neighbors in the 51st state have go bags? Oh Canada speak up!!
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Do our neighbors in the 51st state have go bags? Oh Canada speak up!!
When I woke up, this was the first thread I read. Honest to coffee, I'm not very smart or functional before my coffee but this thread was a new low for me.
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Texas, see "don't mess with".
I do have supplies squared away for a bad day. A case of various canned pasta like SpaghettiOs, A case of canned vegetables, and a couple of cases of water in the corner of my garage
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You could eat canned food?
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Or road kill
I could do road kill, but not canned foods, dried foods, bottled water or water in general.
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