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      02-03-2016, 07:18 AM   #22331
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      02-03-2016, 08:34 AM   #22332
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I started putting swiss miss in my coffee again because of you. It's delicious.
It's a guilty little pleasure. So fucking good with french vanilla coffee too.


Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sherriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
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It's a guilty little pleasure. So fucking good with french vanilla coffee too.


Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sherriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
How are you about to live in the south and not drink sweet tea???
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How are you about to live in the south and not drink sweet tea???
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You guys are going to go in to massive withdrawals when the SHTF. MASSIVE!!
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Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sheriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
Make sure to extend your pinky when sipping your beverage.
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You guys are going to go in to massive withdrawals when the SHTF. MASSIVE!!
Who me? Had first beer in 33 days last night. Wasn't as ejaculation inspiring as hoped. May do it longer.
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Those who are addicted to caffeine.

Good job on the beer hiatus, i hear that after not doing something for 30 days it becomes much easier to abstain from going forward.

Axius should be totally fine without sex by now. He'll probably make virgin status again very soon.
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He's a chronic beater though so keeps the desire up.
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Those who are addicted to caffeine.

Good job on the beer hiatus, i hear that after not doing something for 30 days it becomes much easier to abstain from going forward.

Axius should be totally fine without sex by now. He'll probably make virgin status again very soon.
Won't abstain on vacation though. May lead me back to evil
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It's a guilty little pleasure. So fucking good with french vanilla coffee too.


Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sherriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
Wait... are we all just going to pretend we didn't read that Axius likes French Vanilla Coffee. I mean, c'mon. Then, adding Swiss Miss to it. Bro, that's not coffee. Do you add Sweet N' Lo to your Wine Spritzers too?
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Wait... are we all just going to pretend we didn't read that Axius likes French Vanilla Coffee. I mean, c'mon. Then, adding Swiss Miss to it. Bro, that's not coffee. Do you add Sweet N' Lo to your Wine Spritzers too?
We know it keeps his hands soft, so he's not here complaining about spending so much on lube/tissues. It's bad enough how much he spends on tissues, he doesn't want to touch "it" and get it on his hands (again)
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How are you about to live in the south and not drink sweet tea???
I don't drink anything with much sugar really. I'll buy the ICE drinks if I want something carbonated from time to time. No soda or anything. Southerners also eat sweet potatoes and that shit is straight nasty.

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Make sure to extend your pinky when sipping your beverage.
Well duh, I'm not going to sit over here drinking regular tea looking like a pussy, now am I?

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Axius should be totally fine without sex by now. He'll probably make virgin status again very soon.
Hey now, I had sex with some trashy blonde off Tinder. Other than that, yeah...., chronic beater. However, I blame that baby lotion Lups got me for Christmas because I don't think my dick skin has ever been this soft, so each time you whack it just gets softer and softer...., wait..., hold on..., not like how it sounds.

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Wait... are we all just going to pretend we didn't read that Axius likes French Vanilla Coffee. I mean, c'mon. Then, adding Swiss Miss to it. Bro, that's not coffee. Do you add Sweet N' Lo to your Wine Spritzers too?
Don't worry, that's the only homosexual drink I consume, but now I've turned to tea. Other than that it's dark beer from the moment I get home, or Cabernet, or vodka if I'm feeling kinky.
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He's such a weirdo...
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He's such a weirdo...
He learn that position from you when you pose for bike short butt / crotch shots??
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He's such a weirdo...
He shows "submissive"
Wich means you're the leader of the pack .
Of course in dog language ..
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He learn that position from you when you pose for bike short butt / crotch shots??
What's the matter? The fruit on the higher branches too difficult to get to??
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He learn that position from you when you pose for bike short butt / crotch shots??
What's the matter? The fruit on the higher branches too difficult to get to??
Pretty sure your fruit hang low though... REAL low if you know what I mean...
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Don't worry, that's the only homosexual drink I consume, but now I've turned to tea. Other than that it's dark beer from the moment I get home, or Cabernet, or vodka if I'm feeling kinky.
Mmmm... what are your go to beers? Big beer fan here.
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Wich means you're the leader of the pack .
Of course in dog language ..
I always that position meant "Lick my nuts". If I am wrong, please don't tell my wife. So far, so good.
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Pretty sure your fruit hang low though... REAL low if you know what I mean...
I keep it there for you.
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Mmmm... what are your go to beers? Big beer fan here.
Miller Fortune for when I drink at home, because it's not expensive for a 12 pack and they're 7%.

When I go out, I don't really have a go to, to be honest. I usually end up trying whatever is something new that I haven't had before. Sweet Water Ale is good, Founders Blushing Monk (Fruity), 420 IPA, and a lot of dark beer. None of that milk stout shit though.

What about you?
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