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      06-26-2018, 10:03 AM   #23
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Her, and "Mrs Brown" from "the pretender". Very hot
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Her, and "Mrs Brown" from "the pretender". Very hot
I forgot about the Pretender, Mrs. Parker...yummy!!
She looks like my sister-in-law
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She looks like my sister-in-law
Is she married? If not, when's the next family gathering?
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Is she married? If not, when's the next family gathering?
Sister in law? Hello? McFly, anybody home?
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Sister in law? Hello? McFly, anybody home?
My sister-in-law is single and I'll pay for the shipping if anyone is interested!!

Please, please take her away.
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      06-26-2018, 11:55 AM   #28
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My sister-in-law is single and I'll pay for the shipping if anyone is interested!!

Please, please take her away.
sister "in law" implies she is married to a brother or sister. Of course, I screwed up on her exact relationship to me. She is my wifes sister in law. Lots of people on that side of the family have bmw's, and may be on here. I may need to delete all my posts on this subject.

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Is it me, or does "miss parker" also bear a striking resemblance to Kate Spade?
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      06-26-2018, 11:57 AM   #29
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My wife's sister is my sister-in-law. Her marital status has no relationship to being my SIL.
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sister "in law" implies she is married to a brother or sister. Of course, I screwed up on her exact relationship to me. She is my wifes sister in law. Lots of people on that side of the family have bmw's, and may be on here. I may need to delete all my posts on this subject.

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Is it me, or does "miss parker" also bear a striking resemblance to Kate Spade?
You're wrong, and for that, send me your address and I'll send that witch to live with you.
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You're wrong, and for that, send me your address and I'll send that witch to live with you.
Prisoner....err....family member exchange? You sister in law for my sister? (I know none of my side of the family is on here. My brother still thinks his x3 was powered by a V6)
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Prisoner....err....family member exchange? You sister in law for my sister? (I know none of my side of the family is on here. My brother still thinks his x3 was powered by a V6)
I'll take this deal! If yours is as bad as you say she s, I can use her as dog food at least. My sil is so bitter even a hungry bear would pass her.
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Battleship Yamato vs Battlestar Pegasus?

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Fuck all these idiotic panther hammer movies with claws! I want my Richard Dean Anderson!
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This debate had stirred for years in my friend circle:
Richard dean anderson as McGyver Vs Richard Dean Anderson as Colonel Jack O'Neill
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This debate had stirred for years in my friend circle:
Richard dean anderson as McGyver Vs Richard Dean Anderson as Colonel Jack O'Neill
Mcgyver aided with Justin Bieber has saved my ass once so royally I'd go with Colonel Jack so I can avoid mentioning Bieber again.
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You understand she could be your sister in law and NOT be married if she's your wife's sister? McFly...anyone with higher thought processes?
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You understand she could be your sister in law and NOT be married if she's your wife's sister? McFly...anyone with higher thought processes?
No higher thought process here today.
I've been having a bad day on that front.
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I've been having a bad day on that front.
That was my yesterday evening. Cajun scramble in the noggin.
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I've been having a bad day on that front.
That was my yesterday evening. Cajun scramble in the noggin.
Mine today was "can't find a vein" finishing with me passing out. I would be a poor heroin addict.
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another intense discussion was
Balki Bartokomous vs Dwight

Not SciFi but would be an interesting showdown
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WHICH CATWOMAN?????????????????????????????????????????? ????????
Halle Berry, Michelle Pfiffffffffer, or Anne hathaway?
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