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      08-01-2021, 12:57 PM   #4049
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Holy crap! Stay safe brother. Remember, shoot first and then ask questions later.
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Here's an open ended one for you guys:

Regardless of how close or far away it is, what're your retirement plans after law enforcement?

Revolving door (consulting at same agency/city you worked for)?

Private sector (PI, corporate security, etc)?

Fuck off to somewhere remote where you don't have to deal with people anymore and pick up sailing and golf as your new hobbies?

Total career change to something else?

Stay at home spouse to raise the kids?
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      08-01-2021, 02:30 PM   #4051
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I think I've posted this before. My bro in law was in law-enforcement for 50+ years. started with city PD for 20 years. Then moved on to an investigator with a local Indian nation. Did 20 years there as well. Then worked as a school resource officer for sheriffs department. He says he's had enough.
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Amen Sara! Amen!!

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Here's an open ended one for you guys:

Regardless of how close or far away it is, what're your retirement plans after law enforcement?

Revolving door (consulting at same agency/city you worked for)?

Private sector (PI, corporate security, etc)?

Fuck off to somewhere remote where you don't have to deal with people anymore and pick up sailing and golf as your new hobbies?

Total career change to something else?

Stay at home spouse to raise the kids?
I plan to retire out of state and use my accident reconstruction skills to earn side cash reconstructing accidents for insurance companies for $200-400 an hour. I will walk around nakie when not doing that and still try to get it in with whatever woman I end up with. If I don't use it, I'll lose it.
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      08-01-2021, 07:44 PM   #4053
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@Sedan_Clan would it be possible for you to post a video of you nailing someone for speeding? . Also I am watching North Woods Law. Man these guys could write tickets from the beginning of their shift all the way to the end of it.Unregistered snowmobile's, no fishing licenses. Jacking deer in the middle of the night
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@Sedan_Clan would it be possible for you to post a video of you nailing someone for speeding? . Also I am watching North Woods Law. Man these guys could write tickets from the beginning of their shift all the way to the end of it.Unregistered snowmobile's, no fishing licenses. Jacking deer in the middle of the night
Yes, I would just need a place to host it. I suppose I could use my YouTube account.
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Yes, I would just need a place to host it. I suppose I could use my PornHub account.
FTFY.

Also in all honesty it would be a hilarious channel that could take off if it was just legit dash cam / body cam footage, creatively titled.

"Cop nails brunette for speeding"

"Officer dominates suspect resisting arrest"

etc
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FTFY.

Also in all honesty it would be a hilarious channel that could take off if it was just legit dash cam / body cam footage, creatively titled.

"Cop nails brunette for speeding"

"Officer dominates suspect resisting arrest"

etc
Or some of my favs:

"Cop pulls driver for have both license plate lights working."

"Cop pulls BMW for having factory tint."

"Cop tailgates scared driver to the edge of town."

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Are any police departments in California setting up agencies to combat illegal bacon trafficking when that law goes into effect next year? Training bacon-sniffing K9 units? Asking for a friend, who wants to become a bacon-smuggler because pineapple does not belong on a pizza.....
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Are any police departments in California setting up agencies to combat illegal bacon trafficking when that law goes into effect next year? Training bacon-sniffing K9 units? Asking for a friend, who wants to become a bacon-smuggler because pineapple does not belong on a pizza.....
Do you really want to open that can of worms?
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Do you really want to open that can of worms?
You're retired. Want in on the action?

Biggest, meanest father-raper of them all: So, what were you arrested for, boy?

Arlo Guthrie: Um, possession of a BLT sandwich in California...and creating a public disturbance.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant - excepting bacon.....
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You're retired. Want in on the action?

Biggest, meanest father-raper of them all: So, what were you arrested for, boy?

Arlo Guthrie: Um, possession of a BLT sandwich in California...and creating a public disturbance.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant - excepting bacon.....
Bacon, the maple kind?

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Did you say bacon??
Taking Chester on a bacon run? lol
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What the hell is this bacon threat thing?
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What the hell is this bacon threat thing?
https://www.businessinsider.com/baco...reports-2021-8

Where some see a problem, I see a business opportunity.....



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https://www.businessinsider.com/baco...reports-2021-8

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Dang it, I opted for EGGPLANT parm instead of veal steak parm last night. The hot waitress said she liked eggplant better
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It is "speed awareness week" in New York. I am going into "cloaked mode"
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This bacon thing is ridiculous, but that's the "great" state of California for you.
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I WANT BACON!
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This bacon thing is ridiculous, but that's the "great" state of California for you.
I WANT BACON!
You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.
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You and me both. Lol! I can't have a burger without it.
There's a Legends Burgers by me that makes the biggest, fattest, crispy, bacon - lettuce - and tomato sandwich, with avocado. And their fries, with special seasoned salt are soooo good! I want it now!
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