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      05-03-2016, 12:23 PM   #551
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why do I see so often black guys with women who have HUGE asses. Both white and black. This has probably already been asked...
Science has shown that men of color (such as 1MOREMOD) have historically gravitated toward females with larger gluteus maximus, with the emphasis on the maximus.

It dates back to the times of cock riding during slavery, where a rear end with more presence provided more comfort during intercourse in the cold, isolated quarters reserved for the slaves. White men have taken note of this, as well, hence the origination of mixed, "yella" and "red" boned, and "light skinnededed" women, also known during such times as "mulatto".

The latter is the most desirable of the African American female species, but it comes at a price: light skin, a beautiful bodily distribution, and a large gluteus maximus have not only led to larger asses, but larger egos and self-centeredness (see a few posts above as to my comment regarding not gravitating toward black girls).

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Can/does a black albino still qualify as black?!?!
Only if he dates/marries Kim Kardashian.
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Only if he dates/marries Kim Kardashian.
So....you're saying there's a chance??

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This is some cooning ass shit here..... wow maybe i am in the wrong forum......
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So....you're saying there's a chance??

Always have faith, sir. Blacks have had it for years, it's gotten them through many a rough time.


Besides, Kim K could use a supercharger.
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This is some cooning ass shit here..... wow maybe i am in the wrong forum......
Not sure if srs.
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So....you're saying there's a chance??

Always have faith, sir. Blacks have had it for years, it's gotten them through many a rough time.


Besides, Kim K could use a supercharger.
Every time she's pregnant - that ass and those feet are super(size)charged
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Fuck, im going take the hit, but I think I already did last summer fml.
You mean...you already banged Rebel Wilson?
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White guys can have them. Most times, their level of ghetto supersedes my tolerance.


I prefer women of ethnicities other than my own, anyway.
1. Does the fact that you prefer other races make you a "sellout" in the eyes of other Black people?

2. I've heard from a couple Black friends that Black women are a pain in the ass to date - one common theme is lack of trust and always assuming the man is cheating - is this true?

My experience with Latina women had been like that...the stalking and the trust issues. Very off-putting.
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1. Does the fact that you prefer other races make you a "sellout" in the eyes of other Black people?

2. I've heard from a couple Black friends that Black women are a pain in the ass to date - one common theme is lack of trust and always assuming the man is cheating - is this true?

My experience with Latina women had been like that...the stalking and the trust issues. Very off-putting.
1. It doesn't really make me a sellout to the men, but to the women....absolutely. For some reason, they absolutely hate seeing black men (let alone the cream of the crop, most attractive, such as myself) with Hispanics, whites, middle easterners, etc. Whatever. It's not my fault that I find the other races (especially Latinas) supremely attractive. It's just how the brain works. Different strokes (literally).


2. It's a give and take. There are some gems, but it doesn't take much to piss them off. Once they are pissed off, it's genuinely a point of no return and it doesn't really make sense to fight for the relationship anymore. I can speak from experience. My longest relationships have been with black girls, and they ended horribly. I've dated Indian/Hispanic girls since then (too many white girls smoke incessant amounts of weed, I'm not into that) and I've been good to go.


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So Diary of a Mad Black Woman is like saying most Black women's diaries?

Jk. I've noticed this sense of limited patience as well.

I'm especially scared of black women with hyphenated last names.
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I'm especially scared of black women with hyphenated last names.
Yep. Excessive independence entitlement = negative.



Wait, unless you meant hyphenated from birth, and not because they wanted to keep their maiden names. Lol.
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Yep. Excessive independence entitlement = negative.



Wait, unless you meant hyphenated from birth, and not because they wanted to keep their maiden names. Lol.
The former. From birth they had no choice.
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The former. From birth they had no choice.
You know now that you mention it, I worked with a chick at my old job (not even in management, just a standard researcher) who made a huge fuss about people not using her last name properly. Literally went on a spiel about how she was born with two last names and it's not her choice to have them, but her name commands respect and people need to use both when using it, etc.


I was like bitch calm down you basic.
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You mean...you already banged Rebel Wilson?
Guilty as charged. Or maybe it was her stunt double. Never been slapped by a tittie before, and boy I didn't like it.
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I was like bitch calm down you basic.
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Guilty as charged. Or maybe it was her stunt double. Never been slapped by a tittie before, and boy I didn't like it.
It's like would she have big tits if she weren't fat?

It really sucks when a chick is fat and she doesn't have big huge funbags.
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