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      07-06-2018, 10:32 AM   #51591
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I walk out the back door all the time in my skivvies to let the dog out, fuck em
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      07-06-2018, 10:37 AM   #51592
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I share those sentiments. Can't believe I clicked on that link at work. Dammit.
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      07-06-2018, 02:56 PM   #51593
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Advice : Watch your ass in here...
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      07-07-2018, 12:49 PM   #51594
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Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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      08-01-2018, 11:03 PM   #51595
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@1MOREMOD Dude. You have to at least leave a subconscious message if you visit/tracker me

Today I'm running and in the span of 30 seconds 3 different vehicles, as soon as I see them down the road, drift towards me. 2 cross the white line before angling back

I check under my balls, fangered my hole, checked my belly and ears, then behind my molars (Yes, in that order and with the same finger). No tracker found.

On the return trip in the same area 2 more cross the white line before swerving back into their lane.

Help a servant out!!
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      08-01-2018, 11:12 PM   #51596
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      08-02-2018, 01:33 AM   #51597
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Last night into the U.S. in Frisco, tomorrow evening we're heading back to Germany after a 3 week ride bottom up the west coast…was very nice, met lots of cool ppl and we're coming back some day.

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      08-02-2018, 02:02 AM   #51598
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      08-02-2018, 02:03 AM   #51599
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      08-03-2018, 05:16 PM   #51600
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Drones driving must have felt the tracking device u left SOMEWHERE
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      08-03-2018, 05:17 PM   #51601
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      08-03-2018, 05:27 PM   #51602
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Can't be like everyone else and just leave a wet spot, has to leave a tracker TOO
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      08-03-2018, 05:28 PM   #51603
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      08-05-2018, 05:29 PM   #51604
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      08-23-2018, 09:56 AM   #51606
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Last week when I'm running, it's beer bottles and Newports (Alive with Pleasure!)

This week it's pH water bottles and Marlboro blacks

jgoens you have to make up my mind. And at least ONE of the bottles has to actually have something in it
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      08-23-2018, 10:01 AM   #51607
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      08-23-2018, 10:45 AM   #51608
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Last week when I'm running, it's beer bottles and Newports (Alive with Pleasure!)

This week it's pH water bottles and Marlboro blacks

jgoens you have to make up my mind. And at least ONE of the bottles has to actually have something in it
What is it you are looking for?
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      08-23-2018, 04:55 PM   #51609
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Sympathy.

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      08-28-2018, 01:58 PM   #51610
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Wife came home last night, "Do you like my braid?"

"Well, come over here, I can't see it."

When she got there, I grabbed it, pulled her into my crotch, and started dry-humping like no tomorrow.


She didn't find it as amusing as I did
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      08-28-2018, 02:19 PM   #51611
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Wife came home last night, "Do you like my braid?"

"Well, come over here, I can't see it."

When she got there, I grabbed it, pulled her into my crotch, and started dry-humping like no tomorrow.


She didn't find it as amusing as I did
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Wife came home last night, "Do you like my braid?"

"Well, come over here, I can't see it."

When she got there, I grabbed it, pulled her into my crotch, and started dry-humping like no tomorrow.


She didn't find it as amusing as I did
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