Top 10 things not to do to or in an M3...

synclastica_86 · 08-28-2008, 08:55 PM

It seems that people love the thread "Top 10 most stupid questions...". Now I'm starting this about what not to do to or in an M3. Some added explanation would be perfect. Let's start:

Put neon glow under the the car: I'm sure making their ride look ghetto is M3 owner's top piority.
Put 22" chrome spinners no it: they might fly off and amputate some unsuspecting pedestrain.
Get annoyed with pesty ford focus drivers: don't lower yourself.
Race Hummers: people who drives their living-room around generally don't have good driving skills - you'll cause an accident.
Bring you kids to school: it's not a mini-van. Attention might trigger the jeolousy of playground bullies.
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Go on! knock yourselves out!

King Tut · 08-28-2008, 10:31 PM

8. Make idiotic racist comments about people's oil level

Dascamel · 08-28-2008, 10:54 PM

Best minivan ever. Wife and I both use the car to drop off our kids. What you rather have another minivan on your way to work?

bmstyle71 · 08-28-2008, 10:56 PM

x) put a civic exhaust on your m3.....ive seen it more times than i can count.... WHYYYYYYYYYYY.. then they give you a thumbs up as you drive by and your turning your head going... o god no plz no

masmole · 08-28-2008, 11:10 PM

9. Mount all-season tires on the stock 19's with every intention to use it all year (wtf! I actually know somebody who just did this to their new E90 M3)

10. Let fat chicks ride and later complain why your leather is permanently creased and why the seat now jiggles loosely on its tracks. WTF did you think was going to happen? Your own fault for trying to score a fat chick.

Kadarin · 08-28-2008, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masmole

10. Let fat chicks ride and later complain why your leather is permanently creased and why the seat now jiggles loosely on its tracks. WTF did you think was going to happen? Your own fault for trying to score a fat chick.

I LOL'd...

J08M3 · 08-29-2008, 06:53 AM

cover it with carbon fiber accessories.

+1 agreed on the no fat chicks rule.

thefly · 08-29-2008, 07:09 AM

yeah, put them in the back seat to act as a ballast for launch control

Stunnerable · 08-29-2008, 07:32 AM

... Park in a Starbucks parking lot!

monsta · 08-29-2008, 07:42 AM

not drive it or only drive it to meets

jamesisel · 08-29-2008, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefly

yeah, put them in the back seat to act as a ballast for launch control

+1.......Cause you're buddy might be taking 1 for the team!!!

Big Windy · 08-29-2008, 08:03 AM

crash

jaserion · 08-29-2008, 08:05 AM

and please, NO lambo doors!!

BMWI6 · 08-29-2008, 08:41 AM

1+ on the lambo doors..
1. never put chrome rims on it
2. dont put an m3 gtr badge on it.
3. DONT GET THE SUNROOF OPTION
4. Never say you dont drive it over 4,000 rpm
5. never get a roof spoiler

mkoesel · 08-29-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Bring you kids to school: it's not a mini-van. Attention might trigger the jeolousy of playground bullies.

Too late on that one. Mostly the kids don't care because we are in Michigan and none of them knows anything other than Mustangs and Camaros anyway.

IMHO, the #1 thing to not do if you have an M3 (or even if you don't) is to buy a minivan. At all costs, I say, do not buy a minivan. If your wife tries to make you buy one, then find a new wife.

valeram · 08-29-2008, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWI6

1+ on the lambo doors..
3. DONT GET THE SUNROOF OPTION

I got the sunroof option, does it mean that I am lame!

ase2dais · 08-29-2008, 12:55 PM

10. Put rainbow stickers anywhere on the car.

synclastica_86 · 08-29-2008, 01:03 PM

Put LCDs in the trunk.

synclastica_86 · 08-29-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Tut

8. Make idiotic racist comments about people's oil level

Point taken, shame on me.

BMWDEMON · 08-29-2008, 01:05 PM

neon lights on the interior
cf the dash

AJBoston · 08-29-2008, 01:08 PM

11) Buy a "beater" because you're too afraid to drive your M3 in bad weather
12) Install that absurd "sport" steering wheel
13) Hand-paint the non-flush front bumper reflectors in a "close enough" color... trust me, it's obvious

synclastica_86 · 08-29-2008, 01:09 PM

CF everything

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